"Lakers Rap"

you wanna step to the champs?
you fools ain't got a chance
your little league team aint nowhere near advanced

man you stepping to the lakers
number one heart breakers
dream shatterin championship takers

you think we're afraid of your weak ass attack?
we got kobe and shaq
back to back to back

and we're goin for four
our record's bad, sure
but you scared outta yo mind when we step to your door

dethrone LA? y'all better keep wishin
while you scramble for position
we be killin the opposition

shaq, kobe, fish, fox, and big shot horry
rainin down the threes, put an end to your story

we proved it before
and we'll prove it again
when we step to the court
you lose and we win

y'all bring the drama and we bring the heat
bow down to the masters of the four-peat

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dallas at the top of the league and what you got to show?
against LA you've lost 3 in a row

you think you got somethin with nash and nowitzki?
please, call me back when y'all learn to play some D

we own the west from the bay area and back down
we'll show y'all queens who really wears the crown

think you'll win with that king of flop you call divac?
quit ringin your cowbells cause we'll be on top

and the new leaders of the west think that they're the best
but y'all know that the spurs aint no better than the rest

duncan won't be dunkin when shaq puts it down,
step to LA and we'll give y'all a Texas-sized-pound

the road to the finals is straight purple and gold
we goin all the way, consider yourself told

what's left to say? yea, the message is clear
you wannabe ballers aint stoppin LA this year