RANDOM AIM QUOTES
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bumpinmm:
am i typing too fast for you?
bumpinmm:
hahahhahaha
R viper G:
yes minal please slow down
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i se
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k
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will
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l
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R viper G:
hey don't you get warned by aim
for doing that
R viper G:
i'll take your lack of a witty
response as a yes
Liquydstyle44:
i'm the hadoken
R viper G:
like the street fighter hadoken?
Liquydstyle44:
yeah
Liquydstyle44:
wanna know why?
R viper G:
ok i'll bite
R viper G:
why
Liquydstyle44:
cuz i'm down right fierce.
R viper G:
that was awesome
DjGrL3000: im wayyyyyy too cute to live in pennsylvania
R viper G:
and my app workday is always
"tomorrow"
R viper G:
which never actually comes
UCLAjasmyn:
lol
UCLAjasmyn:
that's the same day im scheduled to work out!
R viper G:
it's also the day we're supposed
to hang out!
R viper G:
no wonder i never see you
UCLAjasmyn:
lol
UCLAjasmyn:
touche
Liquydstyle44: randomness this, B*TCH.
Simran128:
but in the event that u do fall
Simran128:
use ur foot to call me
Simran128:
aite?
R viper G:
haha she told you one thing and
told me another
R viper G:
she's either playing favorites
or is alot dumber than we thought
b*bblybrwnsugar:
HAHAHAHAHA
b*bblybrwnsugar:
i don't know if i would say "dumb"
b*bblybrwnsugar:
but she's a scatterbrain
b*bblybrwnsugar:
that might be our answer
R viper G:
that is a nice way to say it
R viper G:
credit goes to you for the
euphamism
b*bblybrwnsugar:
well, i couldn't have the word getting back to her
(from you) that i agreed she's an idiot
R viper G:
hahah don't worry, it's not like
i have a comprehensive history of every IM convo i've ever had
R viper G:
or a page full of random aim
quotes where i post incriminating conversations
R viper G:
your secret is safe with me
UCLAjasmyn: no i
was looking for an accountig book
R viper G:
strike 1
R viper G:
looking for a school book when
not in school
UCLAjasmyn:
lol
UCLAjasmyn: well
actually bc i'm training new ppl
R viper G:
oh ok
R viper G:
i guess it's only half a strike
then
R viper G:
but then another full strike for
teaching people
UCLAjasmyn:
lol
R viper G:
so now you're at 1.5
UCLAjasmyn: i'm so
happy i found my book
UCLAjasmyn: yay!
R viper G:
that's another strike right there
R viper G:
being happy that you found a
book
R viper G:
welcome to 2.5
UCLAjasmyn: sh*t it
saves me 155.
R viper G:
holy shizzle that's an expensive book
R viper G:
you could buy alot of crap for
155
UCLAjasmyn:
yeah that's true that's a week of groceries
R viper G:
that's like 3 weeks for me
R viper G:
what the hell do you eat, solid gold?
UCLAjasmyn:
lol
R viper G:
i make a killer sandwich
UCLAjasmyn:
really?
UCLAjasmyn: then why
arne't you dead yet
UCLAjasmyn:
muuuahahhahah
R viper G:
that was SO lame
R viper G:
strike 3.5
R viper G:
go directly to jail
UCLAjasmyn:
lol
R viper G:
i wouldn't expect you to sit
around and read
R viper G:
that would be too civilized
UCLAjasmyn:
i don't have any books left
UCLAjasmyn:
i ate them all
UCLAjasmyn:
no really i finished the last
one i bought
UCLAjasmyn:
i have been meanning to go
back
R viper G:
ate or hate?
UCLAjasmyn:
oh i meant ate
UCLAjasmyn:
i ate it
R viper G:
so how did the last one taste
UCLAjasmyn:
a bit bland
UCLAjasmyn:
good at the beginnning
UCLAjasmyn:
but horrible aftertaste
UCLAjasmyn:
best to eat another book to
forget that last one
R viper G:
what wonderful metaphors we
weave
R viper G:
well, you're probably serious
R viper G:
so nevermind
UCLAjasmyn:
lol
UCLAjasmyn:
yes paper is low carb
UCLAjasmyn:
fits the south beach diet
R viper G:
i found 20 bucks in my car today
UCLAjasmyn:
yay!
UCLAjasmyn:
leave it there
UCLAjasmyn:
emergency gas money
R viper G:
but now i know it's there
R viper G:
i won't have the same thrill of
finding it
R viper G:
plus i don't like to think that
i'm randomly misplacing 20 dollar bills either
UCLAjasmyn:
i do it to myself on purpose
UCLAjasmyn:
just go hiding it aroundmy
room
UCLAjasmyn:
then i'll hide
UCLAjasmyn:
and i go find them
UCLAjasmyn:
i dont know what the hiding
has to do with it
R viper G:
yea that was a bit odd
UCLAjasmyn:
this saving business
UCLAjasmyn:
is so overrated
R viper G:
if only there was a way to do
nothing and still have money to spend
UCLAjasmyn:
become president
R viper G:
hahahah
UCLAjasmyn:
you know that all football
players are morons
UCLAjasmyn:
poor guys
UCLAjasmyn:
and sorry to the guys i know
UCLAjasmyn:
i apologize
UCLAjasmyn:
this isn't really me talking
R viper G:
they can't hear you jas
UCLAjasmyn:
oh yeah.
UCLAjasmyn:
i hate when ppl say "going
forward"
UCLAjasmyn:
and like "to drive this point
home"
UCLAjasmyn:
like "business 'talk
R viper G:
they're trying to sound
sophisticated
UCLAjasmyn:
i hate it
UCLAjasmyn:
it's like shutup fag
UCLAjasmyn:
if you have to TRY to sound
smart
UCLAjasmyn:
i have bad news for you
R viper G:
but your superior level of
intellect allows you to see right through the facade into the very truth
UCLAjasmyn:
lol i think it may be due to
my ability to weed through bullsh*t
UCLAjasmyn:
so if ou ever lose anythign
in a pile of sh*t
UCLAjasmyn:
scratch that
UCLAjasmyn:
BULL sh*t
UCLAjasmyn:
i'm your man
UCLAjasmyn:
well i'm not a man
UCLAjasmyn:
i'm your WOman
R viper G:
yea i was hoping you'd say that
R viper G:
or i'd be very confused
UCLAjasmyn:
well ... post-op
UCLAjasmyn:
muuuahahhahahah
EllertonTheFoul:
Chuck
Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
EllertonTheFoul:
When Chuck
Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he
roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
EllertonTheFoul:
Chuck Norris knows a
wrong way to eat a Reese's
EllertonTheFoul:
lollol
R viper G:
what's the point of being signed
on all the time
R viper G:
if you're gonna miss messages
R viper G:
i'm not leaving you messages
anymore
UCLAjasmyn:
GMAIL!
R viper G:
SIGN OFF!
UCLAjasmyn:
no
UCLAjasmyn:
that's just absurd
R viper G:
UCLAjasmyn is completely
unreliable
R viper G:
as a means of communication
UCLAjasmyn:
it took you 7 years to figure
this out?
xcrazi253:
with the newly revised rules, i can't get you on "rabbit"
R viper G:
sure you can
R viper G:
rabbit, by the way
xcrazi253:
no way
xcrazi253:
we decided, no email, no aims
xcrazi253:
must be phone/in person
R viper G:
see no one was listening
xcrazi253:
lol
R viper G:
we decided, it had to be LIVE
R viper G:
aim conversations are fine if both people are there
xcrazi253:
well, technically i said it first, then
R viper G:
yea but see you weren't rabbiting
R viper G:
i could have said so i saw a rabbit the other day
R viper G:
and that wouldn't count
xcrazi253:
haha, come on!
xcrazi253:
you're telling me
xcrazi253:
if you called phil
xcrazi253:
on the first
xcrazi253:
and he totally forgot
xcrazi253:
and you were like "blah blah blah, soooo
xcrazi253:
i saw a RABBIT! the other day"
xcrazi253:
you wouldn't want it to count? hehe
R viper G:
i saw a rabbit the other day
R viper G:
vs.
R viper G:
i saw a RABBIT! the other day
R viper G:
totally different
xcrazi253:
lol
xcrazi253:
so you're looking at intent, then?
xcrazi253:
good thing my "rabbit" had DUAL intent
R viper G:
hahaha
R viper G:
you've found the gray area in rabbit
R viper G:
i didn't even know there was one
xcrazi253:
lol
xcrazi253:
hilarious!
beej is RAD:
so i jsut f*cked up my friends birthday cake
beej is RAD:
and i got really flustered
beej is RAD:
so i took a few shot
beej is RAD:
*shots
beej is RAD:
and now its amazing
beej is RAD:
THE THINGS I CAN DO WHEN IM BUZZED
R viper G:
at 2 in the afternoon?
beej is RAD:
i was realllllly flustered
beej is RAD:
the top layer broke
beej is RAD:
when i tried to flip it over
beej is RAD:
into like 800 pieces
R viper G:
ouch
beej is RAD:
so i did a few shots
beej is RAD:
calmed down
beej is RAD:
danced around
beej is RAD:
and re-strategized
beej is RAD:
i mean f*ck i go to f*cking berkeley
beej is RAD:
i can handle a cake
beej is RAD:
sh*t
R viper G:
hahahah
beej is RAD:
alcohol makes me brilliant
beej is RAD:
im not drunk
beej is RAD:
im buzzed
R viper G:
girls don't get buzzed
R viper G:
girls are either sober or drunk
beej is RAD:
clearly im not a girl
beej is RAD:
wait
beej is RAD:
thats not right
R viper G:
hahah
UCLAjasmyn:
lloll
UCLAjasmyn:
that my friend
UCLAjasmyn:
is laugh laugh out loud loud
R viper G:
hahah
R viper G:
i didn't know you could do that
UCLAjasmyn:
oh yes you can
R viper G:
you may have just set some sort
of record
VardarCh1Co99:
ur sight is dumb
R viper G:
you're dumb
VardarCh1Co99:
no ur gay
R viper G:
you're gayer
VardarCh1Co99:
y would u make a site like that?!
R viper G:
to annoy you
VardarCh1Co99:
well it worked cuz it was stupid as crap
VardarCh1Co99:
wow r u indian>
VardarCh1Co99:
do u wear a dot on ur head?
R viper G:
nope
VardarCh1Co99:
Can i touch ur dot?!?!??!
R viper G:
haha i DON'T HAVE A DOT
VardarCh1Co99:
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!
VardarCh1Co99:
how can u not have a dot!
VardarCh1Co99:
i seriously if i had a dot i would make
ppl ppay me to touch it
VardarCh1Co99:
wow ur my new Best Friend