RANDOM AIM QUOTES
randomness galore in 2004
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beej is RAD:
i never used to drunk dial
R viper G:
you never used to get drunk
beej is RAD:
i don't get drunk!!!
R viper G:
but you drunk dial
beej is RAD:
it just happens occassionaly
beej is RAD:
this was the first time
R viper G:
uh huh
da scruffy ONE:
i'd buy them . . .toilet paper!
da scruffy ONE:
and be like, "here. happy sh*tting."
R viper G:
hahahaha
da scruffy ONE:
u know what would suck?
da scruffy ONE:
if someone spiteful but someone a roll of toilet
paper for a gift
da scruffy ONE:
THEN
da scruffy ONE:
that person re-gifted it to the gifter
da scruffy ONE:
that same exact roll!
R viper G:
i think it would be worse if it
was a real gift
R viper G:
like if you bought me a signed
copy of your book
R viper G:
and it said "to raman, love jay"
R viper G:
and i rewrapped it
R viper G:
and gave it back to you
R viper G:
now THAT would suck
da scruffy ONE:
u scratched out the "raman" and the "jay" and switched them
R viper G:
hahaha
da scruffy ONE:
OR BETTER YET
R viper G:
i just drew arrows
da scruffy ONE:
u jsut drew arrows
da scruffy ONE:
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
da scruffy ONE:
great minds
Xl3uttrfly:
123-2 DOES NOT EQUAL 13
Xl3uttrfly:
BUT 123/2 DOESNT EQUAL 13
EITHER
Xl3uttrfly:
but, if they were variable,
123/2 would equal 13
Xl3uttrfly:
but 123-2 would not equal 13
Xl3uttrfly:
DUH
Xl3uttrfly:
im SUCH a nerd
Xl3uttrfly:
like, the epitome
EllertonTheFoul:
this is my
new sn
EllertonTheFoul:
i am
ellerton
EllertonTheFoul:
lol
EllertonTheFoul:
i need
help
Road Dogg Rao:
clorox 0wnz lockheed
R viper G:
you got a job there?
Road Dogg Rao:
ya
R viper G:
sweet
R viper G:
instant access to bleach
Road Dogg Rao:
hahaha
Road Dogg Rao:
toilet wands for all!
Road Dogg Rao:
bleach penz for your momz
R viper G:
ok so you bring the bleach and
i'll bring the rockets
R viper G:
we'll make the biggest prank
ever
Road Dogg Rao:
hahahahah
Road Dogg Rao:
splat
oranjegur1: STOP TOYING WITH MY FEEBLE MIND
R viper G:
you have a good memory!
R viper G:
here's a cookie
oranjegur1:
SHUT UP!
oranjegur1:
RAMAN I HATE YOU!
R viper G:
that was mean
oranjegur1:
hahahhaa
oranjegur1:
you're mean!
R viper G:
but i'm mean in such a
caring way
R viper G:
when you're mean it hurts
R viper G:
sniff
R viper G:
i'm taking back that cookie
oranjegur1:
HEY!
oranjegur1:
INDIAN giver
oranjegur1:
HAHAHAHAAH
R viper G:
well it's ok
R viper G:
you didn't see it in the
first place cause your EYES WERE CLOSED
oranjegur1:
lol
oranjegur1:
WHAT!
oranjegur1:
YOU!
oranjegur1:
YOu!
oranjegur1:
MAN
R viper G:
hahahahah
oranjegur1:
too good
oranjegur1:
im saving this one
beej is RAD: i'm really high right now
R viper G:
aren't you LOL'ing a bit too
much for being in class
sandieganVTEC:
i cant
help it
sandieganVTEC:
i am
addicted to "lol
sandieganVTEC:
sometimes
i like to combine "lol" with "haha"
sandieganVTEC:
in a "laolhahalol"
R viper G:
no you don't
sandieganVTEC:
lol
sandieganVTEC:
HAHA
R viper G:
dirty liar
sandieganVTEC:
you know
sandieganVTEC:
that i say
outrageous things to you only rawmen
sandieganVTEC:
in an
effort to get you to take off your underpants and put them up on your quotes
page
R viper G:
it's been done before
R viper G:
the latter mostly
sandieganVTEC:
lol
sandieganVTEC:
i need
your help
sandieganVTEC:
i am in
class
sandieganVTEC:
and i need
to use the bathroom
sandieganVTEC:
what do i
do
sandieganVTEC:
LOL?
R viper G:
hahahahah
sandieganVTEC:
i lose
beej is RAD:
hahahah i just thought of something
beej is RAD:
if it gets tooooo cold
beej is RAD:
you could drink rum...RUM
beej is RAD:
hahah
beej is RAD:
hahahaha
R viper G:
wow you are SO clever
beej is RAD:
that was deserving of an asskicking
Da SCRUFFY ONE:
eminems new album sucks my balls
Da SCRUFFY ONE:
i'd ask for my money back . . .but being the cheap guju that i am, i didn't buy
it. i just downloaded it. but u know what? i
want compensation anyway, cuz the cd is THAT DAMN BAD.
Da SCRUFFY ONE:
I HAVE HAD AN EPIPHANY! THERE IS A REVELATION THAT SHALL BE UNRAVELED UNTO YOU .
. . .
Da SCRUFFY ONE:
JAYMON NEEDS A BEER . . . . .
Da SCRUFFY ONE:
. . .and we're all out :-\
R viper G:
hahahah
sandieganVTEC:
*poops on
your hood*
R viper G:
poops on
YOUR FACE
R viper G:
i had to get you eventually
sandieganVTEC:
HAR!
sandieganVTEC:
lol
sandieganVTEC:
i are teh
Dem3nt0
sandieganVTEC:
i thought
it was "brb"
sandieganVTEC:
the boy
needs aderol...
sandieganVTEC:
JoNm0n
(2:43:35 PM):
bbrbrbr
R viper G:
i'm gonna go do something useful
R viper G:
talk to ya later
sandieganVTEC:
as if talking to
me was not useful
sandieganVTEC:
lol
R viper G:
ding ding ding
R viper G:
here have a cookie
sandieganVTEC:
*eats
cookie*
sandieganVTEC:
next time,
i want milanos
sandieganVTEC:
cheap
bastard
sandieganVTEC:
how many
people do you actually think read your aim quote page regularly?
R viper G:
quite a few i think
R viper G:
i get comments about it
sandieganVTEC:
i get
comments
sandieganVTEC:
about
sandieganVTEC:
YOUR FACE
sandieganVTEC:
lol
R viper G:
once again i applaud your effort
sandieganVTEC:
its a
never ending circle
sandieganVTEC:
i am being
descended upon my asians
R viper G:
you mean "by asians"
sandieganVTEC:
yea
sandieganVTEC:
lol
sandieganVTEC:
le typo
R viper G:
well good luck with your
homosexual blood relation
R viper G:
hopefully it's not genetic
sandieganVTEC:
lol
sandieganVTEC:
im the
older brother foo
sandieganVTEC:
i think i
woulda figured it out by now
t3h kn33gr0w:
hi
R viper G:
ok gay sn alert
R viper G:
you can really do better mike
t3h kn33gr0w:
man
t3h kn33gr0w:
they were
all taken
t3h kn33gr0w:
nggaplz
t3h kn33gr0w:
dontjewmedown
t3h kn33gr0w:
1bignig
t3h kn33gr0w:
onebignig
t3h kn33gr0w:
ALL F*CKING
TAKEN
R viper G:
you're WHITE
t3h kn33gr0w:
kekeke
oranjegur1:
shut up!
oranjegur1:
FINE!
R viper G:
are you having a
conversation with yourself
oranjegur1:
hahaha
oranjegur1: dood im a loser
sandieganVTEC:
kobe was
there
sandieganVTEC:
that would
be a random ass story
sandieganVTEC:
to make up
sandieganVTEC:
lol
R viper G:
yes but it's so much funnier to
assume you're a lying piece of sh*t
sandieganVTEC:
n00btard
R viper G:
hahah
R viper G:
wtf is a
n00btard
sandieganVTEC:
YOUR FACE
sandieganVTEC:
lol
R viper G:
ahahah
R viper G:
i appreciate the effort you put
into that one
R viper G:
so what's your car in for
sandieganVTEC:
it got hit
foo
R viper G:
ohhh right
R viper G:
i forgot already
R viper G:
it happens so often
sandieganVTEC:
lol
sandieganVTEC:
this is
how i feel also
sandieganVTEC:
im just
like
sandieganVTEC:
ooooh look
at me, im driving into another car
sandieganVTEC:
[/internal
monologue]
Y no Toast:
GO
R viper G:
BEARS!
Y no Toast:
GO
R viper G:
BEARS!
Y no Toast:
GO
R viper G:
BEARS!
Y no Toast:
GO!
R viper G:
BEARS!
Da SCRUFFY ONE:
my bad fool
Da SCRUFFY ONE:
umm . . i'll make sure we all have a sh*tty time?
Da SCRUFFY ONE:
i'll take a dump in brian's bed, hook vivek up with a trannsexual
Da SCRUFFY ONE:
and manny . .
Da SCRUFFY ONE:
hmm . .
R viper G:
let maneka have a good time
R viper G:
i'm feeling nice
Da SCRUFFY ONE:
HAHAHAH
Da SCRUFFY ONE:
u generous bastard!
Da SCRUFFY ONE:
u have offically been inducted into the "humanitarian" club
Xl3uttrfly:
like i changed my friendster
profile...
Xl3uttrfly:
but theres this guy who sent me a
friendster message when he first signed up for it
Xl3uttrfly:
and his profile is like identical
to what mine was
Xl3uttrfly:
i think he copied it
R viper G:
uhh
R viper G:
a guy
R viper G:
copied your profile?
Xl3uttrfly:
yeah
R viper G:
odd
Xl3uttrfly:
anyway so i wanna see if hes cute
so i told him to put a pic up
Xl3uttrfly:
and hes ike wow a pretty girl
remembered me blah blah...i was like how could i forget the guy whos profile is
a carbon copy of mine
Xl3uttrfly:
so lets see what happens
R viper G:
dude what does it matter
R viper G:
wouldn't it be freaky to go out
with a guy like that
R viper G:
i mean he'd show up to your date
wearing the same dress as you
R viper G:
THAT would be awkward
Xl3uttrfly:
HAHAHAHA
DjGrL3000:
his truck tires are bigger than me!
DjGrL3000:
ive seen him literally having to jump into
his car!
R viper G:
can you say... compensation
DjGrL3000:
seriously!
DjGrL3000:
he's def a tiny man
DjGrL3000:
i mean height wise
R viper G:
ahahaha
R viper G:
i like your "i mean height wise"
addition
DjGrL3000:
yea i didnt want to give you the wrong idea
DjGrL3000:
im 22 and he's in hs
DjGrL3000:
i could go to jail
R viper G:
why should i bother with an aim
certificate
sandieganVTEC:
because
sandieganVTEC:
you get a
little lock next to your name
sandieganVTEC:
and its
cool
R viper G:
my conversations with most
people are pretty useless
R viper G:
you should know better than
anyone
sandieganVTEC:
lol
R viper G:
hey is it a bad idea to keep
nice rims on in the snow
R viper G:
obviously we both know nothing
of this subject
Jon Lea 1 2 3:
....snow????
Jon Lea 1 2 3:
wtf is snow
R viper G:
i'm not quite sure but
R viper G:
i think it might happen over
here
oranjegur1:
3d porn!
R viper G:
but why?
oranjegur1:
LOL!
oranjegur1:
engineers are deprived
oranjegur1:
ya know
R viper G:
ahhh i see
R viper G:
*wink wink*
oranjegur1:
hahahaha
oranjegur1:
but NO
oranjegur1:
im not going alone
oranjegur1:
if you're thinking that
R viper G:
oh
R viper G:
i retract my winking
oranjegur1:
lol
oranjegur1:
reverse wink
oranjegur1:
you know you like that
R viper G:
haha that is an attractive
quality, i must admit
oranjegur1:
!!!
oranjegur1:
a girl who is willign to
watch porn?
oranjegur1:
WEIRD!
R viper G:
and you're the girl who's
willing
R viper G:
WHO'S WEIRD NOW BIATCH
oranjegur1:
RAWR
R viper G:
god this conversation is so
weird
oranjegur1:
the usual
R viper G:
so this is why i keep you around
oranjegur1:
oh thanks!
oranjegur1:
basturd
R viper G:
wow that was so creative
R viper G:
here have a cookie
oranjegur1:
LOL!
oranjegur1:
you you you!
oranjegur1:
*shakes fist*
oranjegur1:
everyone is gonna know i
watch porn now!
oranjegur1:
i gotta maintain the
whole O:-)
rep
R viper G:
hahahahahahahah
R viper G:
sorry that was funny
oranjegur1:
SHUT UP!
oranjegur1:
at least humor me!
R viper G:
sheesh ok michelle
R viper G:
wow you're such an angel!
R viper G:
umm
...
R viper G:
sorry i can't really run with it
oranjegur1:
man!
R viper G:
it's hard to lie so blatantly
Xl3uttrfly:
im so proud of
myself
Xl3uttrfly:
i made ur
quotes thing AGAIN
Xl3uttrfly:
im so random!!
BaliZtikNsG:
hows the pstwizil
R viper G:
the what?
BaliZtikNsG:
PSTWIZIL MY NZIZIL
R viper G:
uhh
BaliZtikNsG:
??//
R viper G:
??
BaliZtikNsG:
pstiwizil?
R viper G:
you're retarded?
BaliZtikNsG:
fo shizil
Xl3uttrfly:
i think usher
is lame
Xl3uttrfly:
"oooh i got a
girl pregnant, but hey at least im being honest and telling you"
R viper G:
hahahaha
Xl3uttrfly:
and yeah...oooh
someone asked me to dance, and i said YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
YEAH YEAH YEAH
Xl3uttrfly:
well it
launched some box
Xl3uttrfly:
that was
connecting
Xl3uttrfly:
but it didnt
work
Xl3uttrfly:
it failed
Xl3uttrfly:
im a failure
Xl3uttrfly:
wahhhhhhhhhhh
Xl3uttrfly:
i know im
weird
R viper G:
nerrrrd
Xl3uttrfly:
nerdier!
R viper G:
nerdiest!
Xl3uttrfly:
no!
Xl3uttrfly:
u cant have an
-est with two people
R viper G:
yes you can
R viper G:
it's you
oranjegur1:
ok im gonna go read
R viper G:
ok nerd
oranjegur1:
what!
oranjegur1:
im so behind
R viper G:
closet nerd
oranjegur1:
LOOL!
oranjegur1:
i got bandwidth capped
oranjegur1:
5 gigs a week
R viper G:
that's alot
oranjegur1:
no it's not!
R viper G:
what the hell were you
downloading
R viper G:
like a movie a day?
R viper G:
were you streaming a live
webcast of grass growing?
oranjegur1:
LOL!
oranjegur1:
shut up!
R viper G:
how could you possibly use 5
gigs in a week
oranjegur1:
come on raman
oranjegur1:
PORN!
oranjegur1:
shut up!
oranjegur1:
you're good with the
comebacks you bastard!
R viper G:
hahaha
R viper G:
maybe you're just really easy to
pick on
oranjegur1:
am NOT
R viper G:
i've got about 3897973 comebacks
that beg to differ
oranjegur1:
oh boy
oranjegur1:
im not even gonna
challenge that
R viper G:
damn straight
R viper G:
great
BaliZtikNsG:
tight huh
BaliZtikNsG:
i love telling people sh*t they dont give a sh*t about
R viper G:
i'm working for lockheed in dc
SwingD8ddy:
awesome
SwingD8ddy:
play with missile heads
SwingD8ddy:
hey call them MISSEYLE
SwingD8ddy:
like prounounce it like that
SwingD8ddy:
all the time
SwingD8ddy:
see what they do
R viper G:
hahahaha
SwingD8ddy:
and the planes
SwingD8ddy:
call the planes SKYTRUCKS
R viper G:
"so these here skytrucks use
them good ol misseyles to blast the sh*t out of the enemy"
R viper G:
"NOOKULAR misseyels to be exact"
SwingD8ddy:
HAHAHA
SwingD8ddy:
excellent
Xl3uttrfly:
so which
cooler!!!!!
Xl3uttrfly:
haha
Xl3uttrfly:
coolr
Xl3uttrfly:
hahah
Xl3uttrfly:
coler
Xl3uttrfly:
omg
Xl3uttrfly:
color
R viper G:
wow
sandieganVTEC:
wtfmate
sandieganVTEC:
roflcopter
R viper G:
wtf is roflcopter
sandieganVTEC:
its like ROFL
sandieganVTEC:
with
sandieganVTEC:
copter added on
sandieganVTEC:
har har!
R viper G:
....
sandieganVTEC:
w3lcom3 to t3h intraw3b
R viper G:
hmm
sandieganVTEC:
why do we say
LOLLERSKATES
sandieganVTEC:
because
sandieganVTEC:
we can!
sandieganVTEC:
har har har
R viper G:
weirdo
sandieganVTEC:
lol
R viper G:
that's a crime
anuj bhalla:
not only is it a crime
anuj bhalla:
it's crim inal
anuj bhalla:
wait a second
anuj bhalla:
that wasn't very good
R viper G:
i don't get it
anuj bhalla:
neither do i
beej is RAD:
okay so i decided
beej is RAD:
mahesh is a dumbass
beej is RAD:
he has like a PhD in it
beej is RAD:
Pretty Huge DUmbass
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
wee haw!
R viper G:
ride em cowgirl!
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
hhehe
Da SCRUFFY ONE: WHAT THE PROBLEM IS, BIZNIZZLE?!?!?!
UCLAjasmyn:
that would require effort on the part of my
fingers to actually properly type something
UCLAjasmyn:
but they are sh*tty fingers
UCLAjasmyn:
i'll look in to gettin gnew ones
Simran128:
jasmine doesn't wear underwear
R viper G:
i'm not even gonna ask how you
found that out
UCLAjasmyn:
Simran128 (8:38 PM):i
hate wearing underwear... but id on't want raman to know. so i told him you
didn't wear any. lol!
R viper G:
hahaha
UCLAjasmyn:
that girl is shadddy
R viper G:
i'm learning too much that i
didn't need to know about you guys
Simran128:
UCLAjasmyn:
i wanna wear raman's underwear
Simran128:
hahaha
R viper G:
hahah ok now you're just getting
ridiculous
R viper G:
at least hers was believable
UCLAjasmyn:
Simran128 (8:40 PM):i
sleep with raman's underwear
UCLAjasmyn:
lolers
R viper G:
ahahahah
R viper G:
you guys are crazy
UCLAjasmyn: themsumcraaazyn*ggas
R viper G:
what happens in canada stays in
canada eh
Y no Toast:
f*ckeneh
Y no Toast:
hahah
Y no Toast:
eh?
Y no Toast:
eh?
Y no Toast:
eh?
R viper G:
you can stop, we're not in
canadia anymore
Y no Toast:
i can't
Y no Toast:
canada rubbed off
R viper G:
hehe
Y no Toast:
you mean
Y no Toast:
eheh
R viper G:
ok stop
Road Dogg Rao:
rao.
Road Dogg Rao:
the name strikes fear in
Road Dogg Rao:
inferiors.
Y no Toast:
it aRAOes people's sense of fear
Road Dogg Rao:
hahah
Road Dogg Rao:
are you aRAOsed
Y no Toast:
oh my
Y no Toast:
you've aRAOsed me
Y no Toast:
hhahahaha
Road Dogg Rao:
ok stop.
Y no Toast:
you can be brown egg
Y no Toast:
i'll be yellow egg
Y no Toast:
and together we can make cheeeken an waffo
Road Dogg Rao:
hahahahha
UCLAjasmyn:
ok, i am crawling in bed. out of pure
laziness
UCLAjasmyn:
i admit defeat
UCLAjasmyn:
to the hours of the day
UCLAjasmyn:
and i am throwing in the towel
UCLAjasmyn:
goood night , woe is me
UCLAjasmyn:
blah blah blah
R viper G:
wow
R viper G:
the exciting life of jasmine
kang
R viper G:
stay tuned for tomorrow's
episode
R viper G:
when jasmine does the same damn
thing she does everyday
UCLAjasmyn:
aaahahhaha
UCLAjasmyn:
actually each day is different
UCLAjasmyn:
in its own way
UCLAjasmyn:
like today
UCLAjasmyn:
i couldnt find my shoes
UCLAjasmyn:
so i looked everywhere for the right shoes
R viper G:
wow
UCLAjasmyn:
and then the computers went down in the firm
UCLAjasmyn:
see... there IS excitement
R viper G:
this is getting real pathetic
real fast jasmine
R viper G:
are you gonna go crazy
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
if you come
:-)
R viper G:
oh now you're just teasing
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
:-D
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
if you come
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
dude
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
what happens in canada
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
stays in canada eh?
R viper G:
ahahaha
R viper G:
brilliant
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
hehehhe
sun x shine 724:
NICE
sun x shine 724:
i like that
sun x shine 724:
save that it's clever
R viper G:
it's not really that clever
R viper G:
you're just easily impressed
sun x shine 724:
shutup i hate you
bckstrtgrl:
dammmmn
bckstrtgrl:
that was incredible
bckstrtgrl:
(go lakers)
bckstrtgrl:
:-P
sololaughter:
f*cking f*cking f*ck of a f*ck f*ck
sololaughter:
i'm going to go throw stones at american
cars
Road Dogg Rao:
yeah i know, i'm just acheap abstard
R viper G:
agreed
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
oooooooh
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
oooooooooh
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
ooooooooooooooh
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
oh man
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
oh man
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
oh man
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
lasdjfashgj ahegkh akgh dhfg
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
ahhhhhh
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
oops sorry
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
it slipped
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
heheh
R viper G:
ahahah
R viper G:
that was great
haohaowan2:
i can name some indaian people
haohaowan2:
amar
haohaowan2:
vishal
haohaowan2:
raman
haohaowan2:
aman
haohaowan2:
naan
haohaowan2:
surjeet
haohaowan2:
gurjeet
haohaowan2:
krishna
haohaowan2:
rishna
haohaowan2:
ishna
haohaowan2:
shna
haohaowan2:
mahesh
haohaowan2:
kamaheshwar
haohaowan2:
singh
haohaowan2:
raj
haohaowan2:
niraj
haohaowan2:
giraj
haohaowan2:
guraj
R viper G:
ok stop
sun x shine 724:
so all that was in her room
was hard lemonade
sun x shine 724:
and i drank a bunch
sun x shine 724:
and then i had a headache
by like six
sun x shine 724:
so i just kept drinking to
avoid the headache
R viper G:
you got drunk by yourself off of
hard lemonade in kosha's dorm room?
sun x shine 724:
well i didn't know it was
alcoholic you see
R viper G:
hmm
R viper G:
mike's hard lemonade
R viper G:
what did you think
sun x shine 724:
i thought the hard was just
to distinguish it from the other not so kick ass lemonades
R viper G:
wow
sun x shine 724:
like "minute maid? f*ck you
nukkah, i'm HARD"
sun x shine 724:
i really didn't know my
alcohol
goprelude1: i am the burger flipper of mutual fund industry
GuitarHuricane99:
your mom wears lederhosen's to church
R viper G:
i feel mildly insulted
GuitarHuricane99:
true story
R viper G:
i think i'd be more insulted if
i knew what lederhosen's were
sun x shine 724:
hehe conGRADulations
sun x shine 724:
i am quite punny
R viper G:
ok stop
bumpinmm:
i've been a loser this year
R viper G:
... nah, too easy
sandieganVTEC:
where ever
i go in life
sandieganVTEC:
no matter
what social circle i am in
sandieganVTEC:
i am
always dubbed
sandieganVTEC:
"white
mike"
sandieganVTEC:
i need to
start hanging out with white people lol
haohaowan2:
this one dude
haohaowan2:
he just sits there and waits for the time
haohaowan2:
to pull the plug
R viper G:
that would be the lamest job
ever
haohaowan2:
i should apply for it
haohaowan2:
i might not even qualify
R viper G:
Internet Disconnecter Technican
I/II
haohaowan2:
must have excellent time telling
haohaowan2:
skills
haohaowan2:
for accurate
haohaowan2:
internet disconnection
haohaowan2:
able to discern
haohaowan2:
between standard, eastern and central time zones
haohaowan2:
for correct killage
R viper G:
ability to quickly click the
disconnect button
R viper G:
to prevent any free internet
usage
R viper G:
plus or minus 5 seconds accuracy
needed
haohaowan2:
you will paid
haohaowan2:
a competitive salary
haohaowan2:
among internet disconnectors
R viper G:
salary commensurate with
experience
R viper G:
3+ years internet disconnecting
experience required
haohaowan2:
DOE
haohaowan2:
haha
haohaowan2:
what happens if nobody disconnects
haohaowan2:
i guess your laid off
haohaowan2:
f*ck i wont have intrent tomrorw
R viper G:
when is it gone
haohaowan2:
i think in an hour
haohaowan2:
f*ck!
haohaowan2:
hurry up pornography!
haohaowan2:
yeah, wait till they find your
haohaowan2:
AIm quotes
haohaowan2:
then im f*cked
haohaowan2:
all of it is like
haohaowan2:
I CAN COME RIGHT NOW
haohaowan2:
I RUN YOU OVER
haohaowan2:
YOU F*CK YOU YOU
haohaowan2:
wow, what a positive role model
haohaowan2: and denis
haohaowan2:
who pulled kar's
haohaowan2:
pants down
haohaowan2:
but won't admit it
haohaowan2:
HAHA
haohaowan2:
that motehrf*cker comes up to me at 4 am
haohaowan2:
and goes
haohaowan2:
'uh, so karl just stood up and took his pants down'
haohaowan2:
right im supposed to believe that denis
R viper G:
hahahaha
ALKY the YAKK:
i dont wanna see it
ALKY the YAKK:
the link has the word http in it
ALKY the YAKK:
i dont like that word
R viper G:
that's what all links have
ALKY the YAKK:
well thyen!
ALKY the YAKK:
i guess im f*cked!
haohaowan2: IM SPINNNCYCY
haohaowan2:
i kilyou
R viper G:
i kill you first
haohaowan2:
NO NON !
haohaowan2:
IM AJUAR
haohaowan2:
KIDIN!
haohaowan2:
who is ajruar
R viper G:
i dunno
R viper G:
but he's just kidding
haohaowan2:
SHTU PU YOU SITNK
R viper G:
hahaha
haohaowan2:
hadrh
haohaowan2:
so drujnk
haohaowan2:
hallo is zaptar there
haohaowan2:
ZAPJTOAR
haohaowan2:
TJSI IS KEPRAL
haohaowan2:
amar like
haohaowan2:
picked up the phone
haohaowan2:
said hello then hung up
R viper G:
we wanted to sleep
R viper G:
amar wanted to kill you this
morning
haohaowan2:
ok tell him come here
haohaowan2:
tell him come right now!
haohaowan2:
i get in my taxi and i run him over
haohaowan2:
you don't say
haohaowan2:
'jon wang he is f*ck you guy'
haohaowan2:
'that f*ck'
UCLAjasmyn:
class is over?
UCLAjasmyn:
omg, are you officially a graduate?
UCLAjasmyn:
whoo
hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
UCLAjasmyn:
parrrrtay
R viper G:
hahaha
R viper G:
not yet
UCLAjasmyn:
oh
UCLAjasmyn:
oops
UCLAjasmyn:
no whoo hoo
UCLAjasmyn:
no partay
haohaowan2:
TROY VS TROY
haohaowan2:
it sounds likea really cool boxing match
haohaowan2:
except troy (us)
haohaowan2:
would lose cause we're pussies
R viper G:
hahahahaha
haohaowan2:
i mean cmon
haohaowan2:
we're full IB
haohaowan2:
so gay
haohaowan2: IM SPICCYYYYY
cantdrive92:
1 hump camels make a 1 hump poop, 2 hump camels make a 2 hump poop...ONLY
KIDDING!
SUNxSHiNE724:
dude. i read random aim WAY too f*cking much.
SUNxSHiNE724:
random aim is missing the star power me and mahesh used to bring to it
R viper G:
yea it's all role players now
SUNxSHiNE724:
whatever they're posers
R viper G:
these posers are getting alot
more random aim than you
SUNxSHiNE724:
if you want some cheap random aim sluts from the streets
SUNxSHiNE724:
fine
SUNxSHiNE724:
but you're missing out on the quality random aim we brought you
R viper G:
you're just jealous
R viper G:
that your random aim isn't good
enough anymore
R viper G:
no one wants it
SUNxSHiNE724:
MY RANDOM AIM GETS PLENTY OF PLAY
SUNxSHiNE724:
mabye my random aim is just too good for you
SUNxSHiNE724:
are we still talking about random aim??
R viper G:
yes, because talking about
anything else this way would probably be illegal
Y no Toast:
you just gotta tell yourself
Y no Toast:
"i'm feelin like a pimp"
Y no Toast:
"so imma get"
Y no Toast:
"that"
Y no Toast:
"dirt off my shoulda"
Y no Toast:
SAY MAH NAME SAY MAH NAME
Y no Toast:
WHO'S YO DADDY
Y no Toast:
damnit raman
Y no Toast:
why am i such a playa
R viper G:
hahahaha
Y no Toast:
cool me down raman
Y no Toast:
im on FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEE
Y no Toast:
tsssss tssss tsssssssssssssssss~~~~
r a j 2 I 2:
boom pow suprise!
r a j 2 I 2:
ohhhhhh
haohaowan2:
iamrdunk
haohaowan2:
rih nwo
R viper G:
hahaha
haohaowan2:
i cant read
haohaowan2:
tehse scientif paeprs
R viper G:
maybe you shouldn't be trying to
do that right now
haohaowan2:
mariotw win.s
haohaowan2:
wwraongnn!!
haohaowan2:
ideeot
nikelode0n:
i don't spend much time talking to myself
R viper G:
you've improved!
R viper G:
i'm so proud
nikelode0n:
i'm too damn easy to make fun of
nikelode0n:
i gotta work on that
aTonto2:
u know how when u do soemthing
aTonto2:
and u think its cool and not weird
aTonto2:
but then u wait a couple days and read it
aTonto2:
and its dumb
aTonto2:
i bet thats what happeend here
R viper G:
hahaha
SUNxSHiNE724:
i just wanna SOUND cool
R viper G:
well unfortunately
R viper G:
it's hard to sound cool
R viper G:
if you aren't cool
SUNxSHiNE724:
I AM VERY COOL, THANK YOU VERY
MUCH
SUNxSHiNE724:
and you know what
SUNxSHiNE724:
maybe being uncool is the
NEW cool
R viper G:
or maybe you should stop talking
SUNxSHiNE724:
MAN
SUNxSHiNE724:
dammit i'm so confused
SUNxSHiNE724:
and i'm not even drunk
haohaowan2:
DO DO DO DUNG DUNG DUNG
haohaowan2:
DO DO DO DUNG DUNG DUNG
haohaowan2:
DEYYYER DERYDRRR DOOOO
R viper G:
exactly
Da Scruffy One:
YOU BASTARD
Da Scruffy One:
I SHANK YOU WITH A SPOON
Da Scruffy One:
and then smile pleasantly :-)
Da Scruffy One:
then shank u again and again until my spoon is broken
Y no Toast:
but at 8....
Y no Toast:
i transo\form into smooth tony
Y no Toast:
but its not 8 yet
Y no Toast:
so im no9t smooth
Y no Toast:
hence the damn typos
Y no Toast:
when im smooth tony
Y no Toast:
im also playa tony
Y no Toast:
so tell yo momma to watch out
R viper G:
time to lay off the drugs tony
jvashi7:
i'm so lame
R viper G:
i agree
rajesh0042: ]"{+]=[=[\0.
haohaowan2:
are you
haohaowan2:
Coffee Tech I/II
haohaowan2:
best posistion ever
haohaowan2:
duties : brew and serve
haohaowan2:
various brands of coffee
haohaowan2:
to support administrative and development staff
haohaowan2:
occasionally troubleshoot
haohaowan2:
coffee maker
haohaowan2:
required : b.s. degree EE or related field
haohaowan2:
have knowledge and expertise in the following coffees
haohaowan2:
Columbia, maxwell house, folgers (sing the jingle is a plus)
haohaowan2:
and freeze dried
haohaowan2:
must have depth perception to accurately pour and mix drinks
R viper G:
ok that's enough
Da Scruffy One:
ho!
R viper G:
slut!
Da Scruffy One:
notice the denial . . .
Da Scruffy One:
<--self proclamied KING of sluts
R viper G:
you mean
R viper G:
the lack of denial
Da Scruffy One:
yes
Da Scruffy One:
sorry, i was busy slutting around
R viper G:
understandable
R viper G:
since you're a slut and all
Da Scruffy One:
well . .with the sluttiness
Da Scruffy One:
i can't really help it
R viper G:
indeed
Da Scruffy One:
aight i'mma get busy . . .(and i dont' mean the dirty kind either)
Da Scruffy One:
*sigh*
R viper G:
it's ok homie
R viper G:
you'll catch a break soon
Da Scruffy One:
if i don't . . . .
Da Scruffy One:
i'll hump a trash can
Da Scruffy One:
or a cup
Da Scruffy One:
or something -- anything
R viper G:
it better be a nice cup
Da Scruffy One:
oh it will be
Da Scruffy One:
hahaha
Da Scruffy One: STOP PLAYIGN WTIH MY EMOTIONS!!
Jon Lea 1 2 3: CUZ MY MOM LIKES IT
bckstrtgrl:
if you're gonna call me by a name that's
not mine
bckstrtgrl:
it better be a good one!
R viper G:
something tells me that if i was
gonna call you names
R viper G:
they wouldn't be good =P
bckstrtgrl:
sure they would
bckstrtgrl:
you love me
R viper G:
hmm
R viper G:
i'll take the fifth on this one
bckstrtgrl:
at least you didn't protest
bckstrtgrl:
=P
SMITA2:
i know!
SMITA2:
i am lame
SMITA2:
how u doin? (joey tribiani style w/ game)
R viper G:
ahahah
R viper G:
doesn't work quite as well
online
SMITA2:
hey hey
SMITA2:
you were charmed
R viper G:
marginally, i guess
R viper G:
if it makes you happy =P
SMITA2:
booooo
r a s u 0: wow. i suck. okay
Y no Toast:
my friend ac might give us a ride
Y no Toast:
its always free
Y no Toast:
he drives a bus
Y no Toast:
his last name is transit
R viper G:
ahahahahha
R viper G:
thanks tony
R viper G:
oh right, you're the indecisive
one
bckstrtgrl:
i'm the down-for-whatever one!
bckstrtgrl:
the low-maintenance one
R viper G:
so this is why i keep you around
R viper G:
hahah
bckstrtgrl:
i know
bckstrtgrl:
i'm special
haohaowan2:
i kill you.
Road Dogg Rao:
2 3 45 airport road
Road Dogg Rao:
you come here
haohaowan2:
i cna come right now
Road Dogg Rao:
i fcka yosista
haohaowan2:
i can come right no!
haohaowan2:
i come in my taxi
haohaowan2:
and i run you over
haohaowan2:
you f*ck you guy
SwingD8ddy:
oh dude im totally seeing that
SwingD8ddy:
i'm going to cream in my pants
SwingD8ddy:
once before i sit down
SwingD8ddy:
and then on the people in front of me
haohaowan2:
i just talked to his ass
haohaowan2:
and he went like this
haohaowan2:
fart fart fart sh*t
R viper G:
ahahah
haohaowan2:
haha no im kiddin
adrkrshadeofbrwn: moo hoo hahhaha
Da Scruffy One:
we both know it
Da Scruffy One:
u know it, and I know it
Da Scruffy One:
my sexiness can not be surpassed
Da Scruffy One:
it is irresistable
Da Scruffy One:
unstoppable
Da Scruffy One:
un-toppable
Da Scruffy One:
very poppable
Da Scruffy One:
super jockable
R viper G:
ahahahaha
Da Scruffy One:
u like that "don king" style rant
R viper G:
dude it was amazing
R viper G:
but
R viper G:
you're still not sexy
Da Scruffy One: dude . .
denial ain't just a river in Utah
R viper G:
that was bad on so many
different levels
R viper G:
i don't even know where to start
Da Scruffy One: look, it
was a pitty joke to shout out to Utah . . when does Utah ever get any publicity?
Da Scruffy One:
only bad stuff
Da Scruffy One:
like polygamy
Da Scruffy One:
so this time, i wanted to lighten up Utah
Da Scruffy One:
i'm a generous guy
Da Scruffy One:
I am a humanitarian
Da Scruffy One:
the world could use more people like myself
Da Scruffy One:
it would be a better place
Da Scruffy One:
--a more horny place
Da Scruffy One:
but a better place nonetheless
Da Scruffy One: YAYYYY
Da Scruffy One:
GO JAY
Da Scruffy One:
*does a cheer*
Da Scruffy One: well my
bastardness questions your bastardness
Da Scruffy One:
and EXCEEDS IT, my friend
Da Scruffy One:
u SUCKING bastard
Da Scruffy One:
damn . . i got no more rhymes for "ucking"
Da Scruffy One:
cuz duckling doesn't work
Da Scruffy One:
and puckling isn't really a word
Da Scruffy One:
shucking!
Da Scruffy One:
yess!!!
Da Scruffy One:
like corn!!!
Da Scruffy One:
HEEEEE AWWWW
R viper G:
ahahaha
Da Scruffy One:
yes, that was donkey sound
SUNxSHiNE724:
shutup your face
SUNxSHiNE724:
shutup your face you
bastard guy
Da Scruffy One:
and lotsa free stuff???
R viper G:
FREE STUFF ALL OVER THE PLACE
Da Scruffy One:
*RUNS AROUND IN CIRCLES FRANTICALLY, THEN FOAMS AT THE MOUTH, THEN ORGASMS, THEN
PASSES OUT*
R viper G:
ahahahahah
R viper G:
and that was just talking about
it!
Da Scruffy One:
pretty intense huh?
Da Scruffy One:
hahaha
Da Scruffy One:
i'm THAT DAMN GOOD
Da Scruffy One:
wanna smoke some crack?
Da Scruffy One:
i got some rock that is sooo good . . YO MOMMA WILL GET HIGH!
Da Scruffy One:
*calls mom*
Da Scruffy One:
"mom, are u high? no?"
Da Scruffy One:
*hangs up*
Da Scruffy One:
DAMN! I HAVEN'T HAD ENUFF YET!!!
R viper G:
ok time for your medication
Da Scruffy One:
took it
Da Scruffy One:
. . .7 times!
Da Scruffy One:
thast like . .a f*ckin record or something
Da Scruffy One:
hahahah
Da Scruffy One:
*passes out*
Simran128:
o my gosh
Simran128:
he's studyinig!
Simran128:
he actually studies!
Simran128:
could he even be in teh library?!?!
Simran128:
yah right who are we kidding
R viper G:
hahaha
R viper G:
no i'm at my apt
Simran128:
so basically there was no studying
R viper G:
i kinda got sidetracked
Simran128:
sidetracked?!?!? u mean ur studying sidetracked ur social life!
Simran128:
hehe
R viper G:
you write much too complex
sentences for someone your age
sun x shine 724:
i'm trying to sound smart
R viper G:
i noticed
sun x shine 724:
anyways
sun x shine 724:
back to my normal dumb self
sun x shine 724:
watup gangsta
R viper G:
hahahah
R viper G:
better
sun x shine 724:
and seeing as i am like a
caveman who just found a hairdryer
sun x shine 724:
when it comes to computer
technology
sun x shine 724:
you are well liked in my
world
sun x shine 724:
thanksssssssssssssss
sun x shine 724:
(::-)))))
have an e-cookie
sun x shine 724:
DAMMIT
sun x shine 724:
F*CKING E-COOKIES
sun x shine 724:
BECOME E-SMILIES
sun x shine 724:
wow i am bipolar
R viper G:
hahahaha
R viper G:
seriously
haohaowan2:
i stopped farting puking na dsh*tting my pants
R viper G:
wow
R viper G:
congrats
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
oh come on
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
senior year
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
last semest
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
er
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
class???.....whats that????
bmasc123:
viren's a fool
bmasc123:
but i mean that in the nicest way possible
R viper G:
of course
d o b i g e e: thats kinda booty
R viper G:
how can you sing so badly
ALKY the YAKK:
talent
ALKY the YAKK:
LESS
ALKY the YAKK:
lol
ALKY the YAKK:
he sings this trance song too
R viper G:
oh man
R viper G:
ridiculous
R viper G:
he should be shot
ALKY the YAKK:
lol
Liquydstyle44:
if cars could give you sexd
Liquydstyle44:
I wouldn't have to chase women
Liquydstyle44:
what a wonderful world it would be
R viper G:
spoken like a true horny car
enthusiast
AndyManCP:
they're studying at kun's place right now
AndyManCP:
studying with books
AndyManCP:
80 proof books
d o b i g e e:
hey there
R viper G:
hi
d o b i g e e:
hello
R viper G:
hola
d o b i g e e:
bonjour
R viper G:
ciao
d o b i g e e:
namaste
R viper G:
satsriakal
d o b i g e e:
kemcho
R viper G:
ok time to go
R viper G:
bye =P
UCLAjasmyn: itsagoodvundamnthang
sun x shine 724:
man cherish your roommate
sun x shine 724:
not only is he a culinary
prostitute
sun x shine 724:
but he is also a walking
zagat
d o b i g e e:
whatcha doing today?
R viper G:
going to sf
d o b i g e e:
what is sf?
R viper G:
that big city over there
R viper G:
with the bridges
R viper G:
and the buildings
d o b i g e e:
whats in...
d o b i g e
e:
shoosh
d o b i g e e:
how are you?
d o b i g e e:
thats good
d o b i g e e:
im glad to hear that you
are doing fine
d o b i g e e:
i love having convos with
myself
sun x shine 724:
i can send you e-cookies
or something
R viper G:
e-cookies
R viper G:
are not edible
sun x shine 724:
but they're e-digestable
R viper G:
and e-pathetic
sun x shine 724:
your e-face is e-pathetic
R viper G:
ok that's enough
Road Dogg Rao:
I'M RICK JAMES B*TCH
Road Dogg Rao:
F*CK YO COUCH N*GGA!
Road Dogg Rao:
F*CK YO COUCH
Road Dogg Rao:
!!!!!!!1
R viper G:
uh... ok
r a j 2 I 2:
wow
r a j 2 I 2:
u r
r a j 2 I 2:
a genius
r a j 2 I 2:
lol
r a j 2 I 2:
thank u sir
r a j 2 I 2:
u so crazy
UCLAjasmyn: omg, i have absolutely NOOO english skills today
sun x shine 724:
and i was like that's the guy who tried to teach me to play pool
sun x shine 724:
unfruitfully since i have the coordination of a banana peel
sun x shine 724:
(hah did you like the double fruit reference there?)
R viper G:
yea you're in top form tonight
sandieganVTEC:
lol
R viper G:
WTF
sandieganVTEC:
lol
R viper G:
WTF
sandieganVTEC:
lol
R viper G:
WTF
sandieganVTEC:
what
should i put
sandieganVTEC:
on my
custom license plates
sandieganVTEC:
what is a
totally random animal
sandieganVTEC:
im
thinking no one will even get
sandieganVTEC:
badger
sandieganVTEC:
which will
make it
sandieganVTEC:
all the
better
R viper G:
they'll be like
sandieganVTEC:
WTF
sandieganVTEC:
badger??
R viper G:
and you'll be like
R viper G:
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!
sandieganVTEC:
HAHAHA
sandieganVTEC:
and i will
run away!!
sandieganVTEC:
ok
sandieganVTEC:
badger it
is
BaliZtikNsG:
w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000ttttttttttttttt
BaliZtikNsG:
fdasfsaf sdgf
BaliZtikNsG:
im kinda out of it if u cant notice tell
R viper G:
if i can't notice tell?
BaliZtikNsG:
yes tell notice
BaliZtikNsG:
havent u heard the new saying
R viper G:
that's not a saying
R viper G:
you're retarded
BaliZtikNsG:
your brothers retarted
BaliZtikNsG:
oh man and i cant even spell it right
R viper G:
hahaha
R viper G:
and it's you
BaliZtikNsG:
damn
nikelode0n:
come over
nikelode0n:
we're having a party
nikelode0n:
i am soo f*cking druink
R viper G:
who's we>
nikelode0n:
me myself and i
R viper G:
hahaha
nikelode0n:
no jk
nikelode0n:
lotsa other friends are herhe
nikelode0n:
come soon
nikelode0n:
drinking
nikelode0n:
durnk nikita
nikelode0n:
its fiun
BearBubble416:
hey im not weird!
R viper G:
sure buddy
BearBubble416:
i dont have the energy to
argue
BearBubble416:
so i wont
R viper G:
so basically, i'm right
BearBubble416:
okay okay ill admit it
BearBubble416:
im a lil weird
R viper G:
a little?
BearBubble416:
okay fine
BearBubble416:
a lot
d o b i g e e:
raman we are HOTTT
d o b i g e e:
wow
d o b i g e e:
i cant stop looking at us
R viper G:
i totally agree puja
oranjegur1
(2:54:52 AM):
im gonna dry my ahir
R viper G
(2:55:01 AM):
cause that's what everyone does
at 3am
sololaughter:
ok, but if BanginBetty
im's me one more time offering to let me on her site for free
sololaughter:
i'm coming for you man
soniclude:
dude, wes
soniclude:
there's an easy way to
fix this
soniclude:
STOP LOOKING AT PORN
sololaughter:
lol, NO
sololaughter:
it's my AMERICAN RIGHT
sololaughter:
to look at porn unharrassed
sololaughter:
do not quote me
soniclude:
i can and will
soniclude:
it's my american right
soniclude:
to take quotes out of
context
soniclude:
and put them on my
website
sololaughter:
lol
sololaughter:
punk
DjGrL3000:
if ur ever bored, u should come hang out
R viper G:
at the san pablo ER?
DjGrL3000:
yea!
DjGrL3000:
we have drunks!
DjGrL3000:
and sluts!
DjGrL3000:
lol
R viper G:
if you're trying to get me to
come out there
R viper G:
you're not doing a very good job
DjGrL3000:
man how did i get so funny
DjGrL3000:
i guess i was just born this way
GujuGoddess427:
OMG!
GujuGoddess427:
Raman...complimenting me?
GujuGoddess427:
*dear diary...*
GujuGoddess427:
are you saying i'm funny looking?!
R viper G:
considering that i've never met
you
R viper G:
it really doesn't matter
R viper G:
so yes, i'm saying you're
incredibly funny looking
GujuGoddess427:
hmm...
GujuGoddess427:
you have a way of wording that so you
don't get in trouble
GujuGoddess427:
are you sure ur not a poli sci major
R viper G:
hahahah
d o b i g e e:
cuz my
cousin uses friendster too, and if she reads it, she will tell her mom and her
mom will tell my mom and my mom didnt know, BUT now my mom does know
soniclude:
that was like totally
unnecessarily confusing
UCLAjasmyn:
hehe ckech it
UCLAjasmyn:
check
UCLAjasmyn:
not check
UCLAjasmyn:
i mean
UCLAjasmyn:
aah@
UCLAjasmyn:
just look at it
d o b i
g e e:
i felt like a champion
R viper G:
ahah
d o b i g e e:
yea i was inspired by you
d o b i g e e:
and i wanted to be just
like you
d o b i g e e:
you are my role model
raman!!!!
UCLAjasmyn:
its the BEST
UCLAjasmyn:
better than the BEST
UCLAjasmyn:
the BESTER
UCLAjasmyn:
the BESTEST!
R viper G:
so it's good?
UCLAjasmyn:
jes
cantdrive92:
i invited 2 of my friends
cantdrive92:
but they're apparently a
pair of f*cks
R viper G:
hahahahahaha
R viper G:
you need new friends
cantdrive92:
yeah
UCLAjasmyn:
he is canadian too
UCLAjasmyn:
that just about says it all
UCLAjasmyn:
really, i feel that canadians are just dumb
UCLAjasmyn:
i hate canadians, devry graduates, and yellow daal
UCLAjasmyn:
the last one is just personal
R viper G:
hahahahah
haohaowan2: sh*t sh*t woh
the f*ck is hooting us?!
haohaowan2:
i dont know fire missiles!
haohaowan2:
and then US is like
haohaowan2:
f*ck, we're dumbasses
haohaowan2: H'okay!
haohaowan2:
you chinese sons of a b*thces
haohaowan2:
and then russia goes
haohaowan2:
AH! MOTHERLAND!
R viper G:
and england goes
haohaowan2:
bout that time eh chap
haohaowan2:
...
haohaowan2:
..
haohaowan2:
..
R viper G:
right-o
haohaowan2:
haha
haohaowan2:
THE CIGARTTES MISSILES
haohaowan2:
THEY ARE Z-COMING
d o b i g e e:
i look goooood
:-)
R viper G:
and SO modest
R viper G:
i love it
d o b i g e e:
yeaaa, what can i say
d o b i g e e:
im a stuck up b*tch
oranjegur1:
yo big daddyo
oranjegur1:
i made it
oranjegur1:
without falling over
oranjegur1:
i have 4 drinks
oranjegur1:
thats more than usual
R viper G:
"had"
oranjegur1:
oops
oranjegur1:
LOL
oranjegur1:
i didn't even notice
that
oranjegur1:
JHAHAHAHAHHA
oranjegur1:
ok you gotta excuse me
for the randomness
oranjegur1:
i am a bit buzzed
R viper G:
yes i noticed
oranjegur1:
im such a guy
R viper G:
i would have to agree
oranjegur1:
ok ok
oranjegur1:
i take back the denis
haohaowan2:
mikes sh*tting it hink
haohaowan2:
or showering
haohaowan2:
or both
haohaowan2:
AT THE SAME TIME
Da Scruffy One:
silly tummy!
Da Scruffy One:
*punches his own stomach*
Da Scruffy One:
take that, biznatch!
cantdrive92:
yeah
cantdrive92:
i suck
R viper G:
congrats
adrkrshadeofbrwn: poop
R viper G:
weird
UCLAjasmyn:
i know
UCLAjasmyn:
but normal
UCLAjasmyn:
is boring
UCLAjasmyn:
mundane, hackneyed
UCLAjasmyn:
banal
R viper G:
great sat word usage jas
UCLAjasmyn:
i cant wait
UCLAjasmyn:
they can have sleep overs
UCLAjasmyn:
our baby cameras
R viper G:
ok jas
UCLAjasmyn:
we can celebrate their bdays together
UCLAjasmyn:
and everything
R viper G:
sure buddy
UCLAjasmyn:
wow, ur mean to your kid
UCLAjasmyn:
i mean camera
R viper G:
no i'm mean to you
R viper G:
the camera is cool
UCLAjasmyn:
isn't it SEXY?
R viper G:
wow, very sexy
UCLAjasmyn:
the shexshiest
d o b i
g e e:
i have issues
R viper G:
i know
d o b i g e e: oh and ill have some ass
haohaowan2: taht cul-de-sac fag
haohaowan2: are you coming
to get me?
R viper G:
i am coming to pick you up
haohaowan2:
you say i come from punjabi
R viper G:
i pick you up
R viper G:
cause i am on your sthreeth
haohaowan2:
f*ck off
R viper G:
i keel you
haohaowan2:
why you?! why , you f*ck ing f*ck
haohaowan2:
i f*cka yo siste!
haohaowan2:
yeah well i f*cking mother killer f*ck you guy
haohaowan2:
f*cking guy
haohaowan2:
you f*ck you guy
haohaowan2:
bastard guy
haohaowan2:
whd you goinnado you bastard guy
haohaowan2:
i come in my taxi and run you over
haohaowan2:
I CAN COME RIGHT NOW
R viper G:
why are you being so non
sequitor
sun x shine 724:
I JUST LEARNED TODAY WHAT THAT MEANT
R viper G:
that's great
R viper G:
now stop doing it
sun x shine 724:
i don't remember what it means
R viper G:
it means that the things you say
don't follow from anything
R viper G:
even more than usual
sun x shine 724:
yes well
sun x shine 724:
shutup
Da
Scruffy One: ya gotta admit
. . i am persistent
Da Scruffy One:
DAMMIT!!! big words again!!!!
Da Scruffy One:
3 f*ckin syllables on that one
R viper G:
and you spelled it right too!
R viper G:
i'm so proud
Da Scruffy One:
what next???
Da Scruffy One:
EDUCATED JAYMON?!?!?!
Da Scruffy One:
BLAHAHAHAHAH
Da Scruffy One:
i just said "whilst" . . what happened to the ghetto days . . . :-(
Da Scruffy One:
i got it!
Da Scruffy One:
'WHAT THE PROBLEM IZ, BIZNATCH!!!!"
Da Scruffy One:
i'm back.
Da Scruffy One:
and more evil than EVER!!!
Da Scruffy One:
MUAHAHAHAH
BaliZtikNsG: imma go get a cookie kuz im special
Da Scruffy One:
bruah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Da Scruffy One:
HOOO HAAA!!!!!
Da Scruffy One:
shooboody boooobity blam!!!!
R viper G:
whoa calm down there fella
Da Scruffy One:
ok, i'm good.
Da Scruffy One:
just had to get outta my system
blastedspatula:
"ooohh ahh ahh ah"
blastedspatula:
or however a monkey on AIM types
blastedspatula:
hey raman
R viper G:
hey cara
blastedspatula:
hey raman!
R viper G:
hey cara!
blastedspatula:
we should start a tv show called that
blastedspatula:
it'll be a cartoon
blastedspatula:
hey raman!
R viper G:
the main character will be cara
R viper G:
and she stars every episode by
calling raman
R viper G:
and saying "hey raman!"
blastedspatula:
and then
blastedspatula:
on the phone
blastedspatula:
i would present a legitimate reason for
calling you and sayin "hey raman!"
blastedspatula:
such as a question about .eps files
R viper G:
hmm
R viper G:
i don't like the way this
cartoon is going
blastedspatula:
yeah, probably this would be the worst episode
ever
Da
Scruffy One: i'm down
Da Scruffy One:
TOTALLY down
Da Scruffy One:
soooo unbelievably down
Da Scruffy One:
completely down
Da Scruffy One:
did u know that i'm down?
R viper G:
ok i get the point
PrLy GrLy 25:
hey do ppl ever call
you ramen?
R viper G:
yea
R viper G:
asian people
PrLy GrLy 25:
hey im asian!
PrLy GrLy 25:
IM GOIN TO CALL YOU
THAT
R viper G:
how stereotypical
R viper G:
it woudl be funny if you were
indian
R viper G:
but it's so boring if you're
asian
PrLy GrLy 25:
nooo ramEn
PrLy GrLy 25:
come on
PrLy GrLy 25:
har har?
R viper G:
no har har
UCLAjasmyn:
enterTAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN me
R viper G:
get a hobby
UCLAjasmyn:
i cant find my needles
R viper G:
needles?
R viper G:
ok get a new hobby
UCLAjasmyn:
lololol
d o b i
g e e:
i am not a dork
d o b i g e e:
im a geek!
R viper G:
my bad
d o b i g e e:
yea get it right!
d o b i g e e:
shiet
d o b i
g e e:
shoosh
R viper G:
what the hell does shoosh mean
d o b i g e e:
well the literal translation
is shutup
R viper G:
it sounds more like you making
weird noises
d o b i g e e:
haha well it isnt!
d o b i g e e:
just because i make weird
noises doesnt mean thats the only thing i do
R viper G:
hmm
R viper G:
nah, too easy
SMITA2:
BEATUTIFUL
SMITA2:
i spelled beautiful wrong
SMITA2:
HAHA
SMITA2:
oaky i'm all cracked out
haohaowan2: i live on yo STHREEEET
Da Scruffy One:
i like our talk
Da Scruffy One:
this is tight
Da Scruffy One:
good talk
Da Scruffy One:
good talk
R viper G:
good talk?
R viper G:
are you high?
R viper
G:
amar left the toaster oven on forever
PrLy GrLy 25:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
R viper G:
and now there's smoke all over
PrLy GrLy 25:
o no!
PrLy GrLy 25:
was he tryin to heat
somethin up?
R viper G:
that's usually why people turn
on the toaster oven
PrLy GrLy 25:
::FINGER::
d o b i
g e e:
im an idiot
d o b i g e e:
get used to it
oranjegur1:
you gotta learn
oranjegur1:
this is the way of michele
oranjegur1:
*l
R viper G:
wow
R viper G:
you can't even spell your own
name
R viper G:
that's awesome
oranjegur1:
shuddup!!
GujuGoddess427:
well since you show an interest....
R viper G:
since i show an interest?
GujuGoddess427:
since ur just speechless w/ excitement
over my current activities
R viper G:
your attempt at sarcasm has been
noted
GujuGoddess427:
*sharp as a marble*
R viper G:
*nice try*
R viper
G:
man
d o b i g e e:
WOman
R viper G:
haha what
d o b i g e e:
just bringin out the
feminist in me
d o b i g e e:
she is really small
d o b i g e e:
she gets beat up by the
rest of me
R viper G:
yea i'd beat her up too
sun x
shine 724:
it was orgasmic
sun x shine 724:
but without the orgasm
R viper G:
great
R viper
G:
wtf is a dobigee
d o b i g e e:
well dobi means stupid
d o b i g e e:
so in guju it basically
means stupid girl
d o b i g e e:
but noone knows that
R viper G:
wow
d o b i g e e:
yea most people think its
do bigee
d o b i g e e:
like i wanted to do bigee
or something
R viper G:
that's pretty weird there
d o b i g e e:
yea it is pretty weird
d o b i g e e:
wow
d o b i g e e:
im on mad drugs
d o b i g e e:
this is great
y No Toast:
i want a sh*t cone
haohaowan2: thats f*ckin
sick
VTECsandiegan: i usually do 2-3 people at once
VTECsandiegan:
for shizzzzle mah nizzle
VTECsandiegan:
raman is off the hizzle
oranjegur1:
how much is the pizza
R viper G:
dude
R viper G:
it's pizza
R viper G:
not rocket science
oranjegur1:
so?
R viper G:
i'm sure you've done this before
oranjegur1:
done what!?
R viper G:
get pizza with people?
oranjegur1:
yeah
oranjegur1:
like
oranjegur1:
how much do i chip in
R viper G:
hahahah
R viper G:
you ARE a college student right
oranjegur1:
SHUDDUP
oranjegur1:
:-P
Road Dogg Rao:
i got all kinds of access
Road Dogg Rao:
i can accress monkeys
haohaowan2:
sick
haohaowan2:
you caress monkeys
Road Dogg Rao:
what
Road Dogg Rao:
no
Road Dogg Rao:
access
R viper
G:
they ticket cars in the snow?
Simran128:
its lucrative
Simran128:
40 dollar tickets
Simran128:
to 200 cars
Simran128:
at four thirty (class starts at four thirty tomorrow) u can park right in frotn
of thebuilding at five
Simran128:
everyone figures..only half an hour..just park and get away with it
R viper G:
makes sense
Simran128:
no the guy is sitting there with binoculars...waiting for those cars to come at
four thirty so at four thirty five h ecan run out
Simran128:
ticket
Simran128:
200 cars
Simran128:
make 8000 dollars
Simran128:
...only to go buy krispy kreme donuts, gain weight, and NOT EXERCISE cuz its
snowing
d o b i g e e:
WHY AM I NOT WORKING?!
d o b i g e e:
WTF IS MY PROBLEM?!
d o b i g e e:
gaaahhh
R viper G:
maybe you're broken
d o b i g e e:
yea maybe
d o b i g e e:
i need a repairman
R viper G:
i dunno who knows how to fix
broken pujas
R viper G:
you might wanna try google
d o b i g e e:
hahaha
d o b i g e e:
lol
d o b i g e e:
yeaaa
d o b i g e e:
the first two sites are
in spanish
d o b i g e e:
so that wasnt very
successful
R viper G:
hahahahah
PorShah951: im stinky
d o b i
g e e:
does it make you feel better than
taking a piss when you really have to go really bad?
d o b i g e e:
okay
d o b i g e e:
im reading that sentence
now
d o b i g e e:
and it doesnt make much
sense to me
d o b i g e e:
i hope you understoof
d o b i g e e:
dur
d o b i g e e:
i mean understood
d o b i g e e:
what i was trying to say
R viper G:
wow
R viper G:
you've outdone yourself puja
d o b i g e e:
how is that possible?
R viper G:
i don't know, but you did it
d o b i g e e:
hahah
d o b i g e e:
yesss!!
sun x
shine 724:
k i'm just gonna say for everything
from now on
sun x shine 724:
"i'm just trying to be
quoted"
sun x shine 724:
it will all fall into place
R viper G:
but now that you told me that
R viper G:
it won't work
sun x shine 724:
no cuz you'll always suspect
it
sun x shine 724:
wait
sun x shine 724:
f*cker
sun x shine 724:
dammit
R viper G:
hahahahah
sun x shine 724:
note to self: STOP THINKING
OUT LOUD
R viper G:
the world will definitely be a
better place