RANDOM AIM QUOTES
randomness runs free in Fall 2003
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DaLastWara:
i can do it though
DaLastWara:
cus im goldy andall
R viper G:
it's a good thing you know how
to type
R viper G:
or i might not have understood
what you said
DaLastWara:
lol
SuNxShInE724:
i am le tired
R viper G:
good for le you
SuNxShInE724:
i'm just trying to make it
onto the website
SuNxShInE724:
it's alll for the website
SuNxShInE724:
okay sometimes
SuNxShInE724:
and sometimes i really am
that dumb
SuNxShInE724:
k most of the time i really
am that dumb
SuNxShInE724:
but i'll let you know when
i'm just websiting it
sun x shine 724:
i rehooked up my playstation
today...and then realized i only had jeopardy
sun x shine 724:
i am such a wuss
R viper G:
hahaha
R viper G:
that's pretty sad
DaLastWara: hold on im being attacked by demons
R viper G:
haha what kind of weird question
is that
Xl3uttrfly:
im jes a weird person
Xl3uttrfly:
weird person means weird questions
R viper G:
yea i agree
Xl3uttrfly:
lol
PRLY GRLY 25:
haha my friend typed:
PRLY GRLY 25:
LilJem0814:
when is new years?
R viper G:
wow
R viper G:
that is
R viper G:
amazing
DjGrL3000:
wait
DjGrL3000:
im normal again!
DjGrL3000:
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
DjGrL3000:
!
R viper G:
congrats?
randombabe05:
haha, dude, you
have some crazzy friends
cUtIeKuRi784:
ohhh sh*t!
cUtIeKuRi784:
i totally forgot =(
R viper G:
yea imma have to dock you badass
points for that
cUtIeKuRi784:
well you didn't mention it
again
R viper G:
see i have this thing called a
planner
R viper G:
and i have this other thing
called a pencil
cUtIeKuRi784:
lol
R viper G:
and i use it to write things
down
R viper G:
IN the planner
R viper G:
it's amazing
cUtIeKuRi784:
technology these days!
cUtIeKuRi784:
lol
UCLAjasmyn:
thee inglush langwuj iz wretahded
R viper G:
soh aurh ewe
R viper G:
wait a little while then send me
the rest
cantdrive92
wants to send file DSCN0356.JPG.
R viper G:
ok wait a little longer
R viper G:
impatient monkey
cantdrive92:
haha
cantdrive92:
ooh ooh aah aah
bumpinmm:
hehe i'm your worst nightmare
R viper G:
hmmm
bumpinmm:
no really
bumpinmm:
i am
OneHypChic:
i am not acting like myself lately
OneHypChic:
but when i do
OneHypChic:
ill let u know
UCLAjasmyn:
vaaaa a beseeeenooooo
R viper G:
no haaaaaablo
espanoooooooooooooool
sololaughter:
lol, rudy and laker fan in same sentence w/o
"bandwagon"?
sololaughter:
hahaha rudy couldn't even name the second
string
sololaughter:
"the hell? we have karl malone? AND payton?"
R viper G:
hahahahahahaha
DjGrL3000:
she stole my spoon!
DjGrL3000:
i know i know!
DjGrL3000:
its a stupid spoon!
DjGrL3000:
but its the principle!
DjGrL3000:
i mean i didnt even let her borrow it!
DjGrL3000:
and i know it was my spoon b/c it was part of a set that i had!
DjGrL3000:
it all had the same design!
R viper G:
wow
R viper G:
you guys really have issues
DjGrL3000:
so i figured out why u weren showing up on my buddylist ever
R viper G:
cause you blocked me
DjGrL3000:
yea but i didnt knowi did!
R viper G:
uh huh
DjGrL3000:
no not fair!
DjGrL3000:
im good!
DjGrL3000:
i just dont know much about computers
R viper G:
ahahah
DjGrL3000:
we'll this is the thing
DjGrL3000:
i have aol
DjGrL3000:
right
R viper G:
ah ok that explains everything
R viper G:
hahahaha
DjGrL3000:
ahhh!
R viper G:
wtf is wrong with you michelle
oranjegur1:
im slow
oranjegur1:
remember
oranjegur1:
hahahahhaha
oranjegur1:
SORRY!!
Simran128:
home?
R viper G:
home =)
R viper G:
home?
Simran128:
home =)
Zgozooming:
haha ok soptt
R viper G:
ok, soptting
Da Scruffy One:
i'm f*ckin trippin
R viper G:
haha yea you need to stop that
Da Scruffy One:
i need rehab!
R viper G:
i know a real great place
R viper G:
come to think of it, it's the
place i sent you to last time
R viper G:
i guess they didn't quite finish
the job
Da Scruffy One:
hahaha
Da Scruffy One:
i'm on the path to "never recovering . . . .ever!"
R viper G:
wouldn't have it any other way
d o b i g e e:
im weird
R viper G:
i know
UCLAjasmyn:
omg
UCLAjasmyn:
someone wrote
UCLAjasmyn:
this was their HWOLE email
UCLAjasmyn:
readY??
UCLAjasmyn:
"singhle?"
UCLAjasmyn:
ok... how CORNY IS THAT?
R viper G:
that's really dumb
UCLAjasmyn:
i think they were trying to be
witty
UCLAjasmyn:
and make it punjabi
UCLAjasmyn:
i shoudl be like NhinduO
R viper G:
hahahahahahahahahaha
UCLAjasmyn:
eye half two werk twomorroh
UCLAjasmyn:
i hope they give me a lo tof typing
UCLAjasmyn:
so i can get creative with my
wpelling
UCLAjasmyn:
whoa, there i go!
UCLAjasmyn:
tell me something interesting!
R viper G:
you're a bored and useless girl!
UCLAjasmyn:
SOMETHING LESS OBVIOUS PLEASE!
d o b i g e e:
kkasjfla89u35
d o b i g e e:
im goin crazy
R viper G:
... yes, i can see that
VTECsandiegan:
my dad is ellerton pratt whitney III
R viper G:
so you're not IV?
VTECsandiegan:
no im not the 4th
VTECsandiegan:
coz my mom didnt want me
R viper G:
hahahahaha
R viper G:
your mom didn't want you?
R viper G:
that sucks
VTECsandiegan:
to be a freak
VTECsandiegan:
lol
d o b i g e e:
booo you suck
R viper G:
you suck more
d o b i g e e:
bleh, the only thing good
about you is the view you have from your balcony and your car, so HA!
R viper G:
and the only thing good about
you is that you're decent at poker
R viper G:
HA
d o b i g e e:
okay i dont have a come
back to that, so SCREW YOU B*TCH
d o b i g e e:
:-)
Xl3uttrfly:
dork
R viper G:
bigger dork
Xl3uttrfly:
dorkier dork
R viper G:
bigger dorkier dork
Xl3uttrfly:
well...ur the
dorkiest dorkier dork. though u cant be the dorkiest cuz we are only two people
Xl3uttrfly:
that would be
grammatically incorrect
Xl3uttrfly:
i guess i am the
bigger dork
R viper G:
hahahaha
R viper G:
ok jay, stop
Da Scruffy One:
hahaha
Da Scruffy One:
did i cross the line again?
Da Scruffy One:
damn . . i always pass that sh*t up by like 150 miles
Zgozooming:
thats was funny, oh jeez bobby, u crack me up!
Zgozooming:
dont mention it, bobby
R viper G:
bobby
R viper G:
you're talking to yourself
d o b i g e e:
raman, i was just messin
around, please do accept my apology. love, puja
d o b i g e e:
that was my mini-letter
to you
R viper G:
i just threw your mini-letter
out the window
R viper G:
after crumpling it up
R viper G:
and i think i hit you in the
head with it
d o b i g e e:
gawd im an idiot
R viper G:
well now we agree on something
R viper G:
don't come crying back to me now
d o b i g e e:
im not trying to cry my
way back to you
d o b i g e e:
im just crying because i
stupid
R viper G:
haha you're not stupid
R viper G:
you're just an ass =P
d o b i g e e:
HAHA
d o b i g e e:
yea im crying because im
an ass then
d o b i g e e:
you know you still love
me
d o b i g e e:
noone can get enough of
me
d o b i g e e:
:-)
R viper G:
*block*
R viper G:
(boom boom)
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
d
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
fense
R viper G:
(boom boom boom boom)
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
d
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
fense
haohaowan2:
you should see our apt
haohaowan2:
we did some awesome interior decorating
haohaowan2:
though i feel like a fag for saying that
d o b i g e e:
when i was in high
school, i tried to get people to see that preludes were the sexiest cars of all
time and noone understood
d o b i g e e:
i mean you cant have a
slicker body ever
d o b i g e e:
its the best car
d o b i g e e:
what do you think about
the honda accord coupes
R viper G:
i think it's pretty dope
d o b i g e e:
yea i used to get
orgasmic when i saw that car
R viper G:
wait but not as orgasmic as when
you saw the prelude right?
d o b i g e e:
no definately not
d o b i g e e:
the prelude
d o b i g e e:
that just takes me over
the top :-)
d o b i g e e:
haha i hope to bless your
page with my presence sometime soon
R viper G:
it may be sooner than you think
=P
BaliZtikNsG:
when im not big fat...but muslce fat
BaliZtikNsG:
waiot
BaliZtikNsG:
when im not
BaliZtikNsG:
big fat...but big muscle
BaliZtikNsG:
does this make any sensE?
BaliZtikNsG:
im talkin like jaz:-(
BaliZtikNsG:
hahaa
Da Scruffy One:
usually, if viren does something to piss me off
Da Scruffy One:
i threaten to go into is room and night and take a sh*t in the corner of his
room
Da Scruffy One:
that way, it stinks.
R viper G:
that sucks dude
R viper G:
but hey, doesn't viren piss you
off all the time
Da Scruffy One:
exactly
R viper G:
ewwwwww
Da Scruffy One:
very rarely do i find myself actually using our bathroom
Da Scruffy One:
TAKE THAT BIZNATCH!!!!!
R viper G:
hahahahah
R viper G:
wow
PikaDChu:
can i
bring lan?
R viper G:
no
PikaDChu:
ok i
didn't like her very much anyways
R viper G:
hahahahahahaha
PikaDChu:
she's
always mean to me
PikaDChu:
she keeps
hitting me and sh*t
R viper G:
yea she scratches me alot
R viper G:
i think i have battle scars
PikaDChu:
yea but
you deserve it
R viper G:
shut up
BrandOOOi:
i have cards
R viper G:
ooh and you need poker chips
BrandOOOi:
we could also play for shots...
BrandOOOi:
cuz then all the women will get wasted first.
R viper G:
hahahahahahahah
Knight Luder 95:
swwqokring it
R viper G:
uh
R viper G:
ok
sololaughter:
WORST OFFICIATING EVER
R viper G:
if i walk by footlocker tomorrow
i'm murdering everyone inside
sololaughter:
i'll have the car warmed and waiting
sololaughter:
gah
sololaughter:
i'm gonna go hurt a small furry animal
sololaughter:
late
haohaowan2:
the f*ckin professor goes in to the review
haohaowan2:
and says
haohaowan2:
your all gonna fail
R viper G:
hahahahaha
R viper G:
so it might be hard then?
haohaowan2:
the guys a d*ck
VTECsandiegan:
SNAAAKE!!!
VTECsandiegan:
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!!
R viper G:
wtf
R viper G:
are you on crack
VTECsandiegan:
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
VTECsandiegan:
thats what i am talking about
R viper G:
whoa wtf
VTECsandiegan:
lol
VTECsandiegan:
that sh*t is funny
R viper G:
these guys are on an insane
amount of crack
VTECsandiegan:
or shrooms lol
R viper G:
yea this is the strangest thing
i've seen in a long time
R viper G:
it seems like it would make you
insane after a while
VTECsandiegan:
itd be cool if they added sh*t
VTECsandiegan:
like yoshi
VTECsandiegan:
or a zebra
R viper G:
see it's already affected you
VTECsandiegan:
lol
VTECsandiegan:
im stupider already
UCLAjasmyn:
so i am going to be working at
burlingame temporarily
UCLAjasmyn:
and i had to take a test
UCLAjasmyn:
wher ei lift boxes!
UCLAjasmyn:
and a drug test!
R viper G:
hahahaha
R viper G:
wtf are you gonna be doing for
them
R viper G:
shipping boxes of crack?
UCLAjasmyn:
aaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahaha
UCLAjasmyn:
that was THE FUNNIEST
UCLAjasmyn:
thing you ever said
UCLAjasmyn:
EVER
UCLAjasmyn:
EVEREVER
R viper G:
hahaha
R viper G:
but you said that before
UCLAjasmyn:
you topped it
R viper G:
sweet
R viper G:
my life is now complete
UCLAjasmyn:
lol
neoVern01:
F..I.N.A.L.S: F*CK
I NEVER
ACTUALLY
LEARNED
SH*T!
y No Toast:
i'm on crack
R viper G:
i agree
UCLAjasmyn:
omg
UCLAjasmyn:
ppl probablyt hink i am such a dork
because of youand yoru random aim
UCLAjasmyn:
way to blow my cover
UCLAjasmyn:
and if this makes it to the page
UCLAjasmyn:
i know wher eyou live
BaliZtikNsG:
its neAl
BaliZtikNsG:
not neil
BaliZtikNsG:
not neel
BaliZtikNsG:
not neelu
BaliZtikNsG:
not neilubobojoe
BaliZtikNsG:
k?>
UCLAjasmyn:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL
UCLAjasmyn:
i am really alughing out
loudddddddddddd
UCLAjasmyn:
neelu
UCLAjasmyn:
lol
BaliZtikNsG:
loll
BaliZtikNsG:
send that to raman
sun x shine 724:
i do the best i can
R viper G:
that explains alot
sun x shine 724:
hey shut it you
SwingD8ddy:
http://www.cutestuf.com/flash_0203/splishsplashbaby.cfm
SwingD8ddy:
thats some scary sh*t.
R viper G:
seriously
SwingD8ddy:
seriously
SwingD8ddy:
now i can't sleep
SwingD8ddy:
i swear to god that sh*t's gonna give me
nightmares
R viper G:
just close your eyes and think
of a happy place
SwingD8ddy:
not possible
SwingD8ddy:
that f*cking kids gonna like dance in my
mind
SwingD8ddy:
i want to kill it
SwingD8ddy:
i close my eyes and hes there
R viper G:
i close my eyes and it's just
dark
R viper G:
how many times did you watch that thing
anyway
SwingD8ddy:
once.
SwingD8ddy:
and its SEARED INTO MY F*CKING RETINAS!
R viper G:
maybe you need to watch
something else to unsear it
SwingD8ddy:
like waht?
SwingD8ddy:
ther's nothing
SwingD8ddy:
not even rainbow brite teen series could do
that for me
R viper G:
heath
R viper G:
i'm afraid you've got issues
R viper G:
as if you didn't know that
already
SwingD8ddy:
oh dude
SwingD8ddy:
don't even try to pretend you didnt have
the hots for rainbow bright when you were a kid
SwingD8ddy:
she was amazing!
R viper G:
...
SwingD8ddy:
dude
UCLAjasmyn:
friendster is aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
R viper G:
hahaha
R viper G:
is that a good thing or a bad
thing
UCLAjasmyn:
it is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
UCLAjasmyn:
it makes me want to pull my brain
out
UCLAjasmyn:
and punch it a couple of times
UCLAjasmyn:
and put it back in
R viper G:
hahaha
R viper G:
so, bad thing
UCLAjasmyn:
haha
UCLAjasmyn:
no
UCLAjasmyn:
just addictive
UCLAjasmyn:
like cocake
UCLAjasmyn:
cocaine
UCLAjasmyn:
lol
UCLAjasmyn:
crack
R viper G:
yes, you are on it
UCLAjasmyn:
judge gray is in the parking lot
UCLAjasmyn:
and mr pagano... the mobster, is trying to
buy her off with meat
UCLAjasmyn:
with meat!
R viper G:
and yet again i have no idea
what you're talking about
tHaiChiNk7:
im typing faster than im
thinking
tHaiChiNk7:
(my excuse for being dumb)
R viper G:
hahahah
tHaiChiNk7:
=D
UCLAjasmyn: of course i am a dork, i went to ucla
R viper G:
this conversation is random aim
quotes GOLD
UCLAjasmyn:
oh no
UCLAjasmyn:
no no no
UCLAjasmyn:
this is what i get... for getting
the cheap stuff
UCLAjasmyn:
note to self: stick with cocaine
UCLAjasmyn:
forgo the crack
UCLAjasmyn:
no matter what the discount is
R viper G:
hahahaha
R viper G:
you do that
UCLAjasmyn:
just shoot me
R viper G:
consider yourself shot
UCLAjasmyn:
lol
UCLAjasmyn:
*shot
UCLAjasmyn:
ugh
UCLAjasmyn:
ugh ugh ugh
UCLAjasmyn:
wait a minute now
UCLAjasmyn:
uh ohhhhh
UCLAjasmyn:
ugh ugh ugh
R viper G:
are you dying
R viper G:
cause you're taking too long
UCLAjasmyn:
i can never figure out what i say
means
R viper G:
what you just said makes no
sense whatsoever
UCLAjasmyn:
i can never figure out what what i
say means
UCLAjasmyn:
dont you hate those sentences when
you have to use two of the same word in a row?
R viper G:
yes, yes i do
UCLAjasmyn:
lolololol
Simran128:
this is cold unbearable
Simran128:
like
Simran128:
u dont go outsie
Simran128:
evenif u want to
Simran128:
u dont
Simran128:
and if u have to
Simran128:
for an emergency
Simran128:
u still dont
Xl3uttrfly:
omg! i finally get to be on
ur random thing
Xl3uttrfly:
i always used to look at it
and be like...when will be there!
R viper G (6:39:47 PM):
we could meet up and like get
coffee or something
Xl3uttrfly (6:39:49 PM):
hmmm..maybe we can meet up
for coffee or something
Xl3uttrfly:
haha...we said the same thing
Xl3uttrfly:
thats pretty crazy
R viper G:
wow
Xl3uttrfly:
great minds think alike
R viper G:
ahaha i agree
sun x shine 724:
oh yeah that whole hairy
beer belly / wife beater look really gets me going
R viper G:
so, mahesh has a chance?
sun x shine 724:
actually nah
sun x shine 724:
i'd never sink THAT low
SwingD8ddy:
they want me to be there
SwingD8ddy:
so i can go up and accept something
SwingD8ddy:
i guess that means i got an award
SwingD8ddy:
or maybe just a swift kick in the pants
R viper G:
either way it'll be worth
watching
haohaowan2:
im looking it
haohaowan2:
as a
haohaowan2:
hmm whats the word
haohaowan2:
economical issue?
haohaowan2:
no
haohaowan2:
see it doesnt make sense
R viper G:
what the hell are you talking
about
haohaowan2:
confer with me if you think i have the right dat
haohaowan2:
a
VTECsandiegan:
ahhh
VTECsandiegan:
see
VTECsandiegan:
i had no idea what u meant
VTECsandiegan:
which made me confizzled
zrush314:
aughhushgs
zrush314:
lol
nikelode0n:
i can only do that for ya once in a while .... if ur nice!
R viper G:
hmm
R viper G:
so i'm guessing that's a no
nikelode0n:
yeah pretty much
zrush314: E190 SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssfjoifsjg's
cuteaznbabie03:
sup b*tch
R viper G:
this is a little weird
cuteaznbabie03:
hahaha
cuteaznbabie03: wut wier
niguh
R viper G:
you don't expect to hear "sup b*tch"
from someone with that sn
cuteaznbabie03:
hahahaha
nikelode0n:
dork
R viper G:
nerd
nikelode0n:
dorkus porkus
nikelode0n:
ooohhh! u can't beat that one!
R viper G:
oh
R viper G:
my
R viper G:
god
R viper G:
that was the lamest thing i've
ever heard
nikelode0n:
oh cmon
nikelode0n:
the day this class matters is the day i ... i dunno do something really fricking
stupid
R viper G:
doesn't that mean this class
matters everyday?
nikelode0n: hey! and u
managed to not make fun of me for a whole 14 minutes there
nikelode0n:
i think u set a new record
R viper G:
well i'll be sure not to make
that mistake again
nikelode0n:
oh i know, ur suffering lapse today, i understand don't worry
R viper G:
yea, you'll have to excuse me
R viper G:
i'll make it up to you
nikelode0n:
thanks ;-)
R viper G:
no prob
haohaowan2: so gay that im straight
BaliZtikNsG:
ha
BaliZtikNsG:
ha
BaliZtikNsG:
ha
BaliZtikNsG:
l
BaliZtikNsG:
o
BaliZtikNsG:
l
R viper G:
g
R viper G:
a
R viper G:
y
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
you ar eso tight
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
aaaaaaah
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
sooo tight
bmasc123:
watchin ee450 lectures
bmasc123:
thats how high i am in this sh*t
bmasc123:
ee 450
R viper G:
that's a whole new level of
lecture
bmasc123:
i'm just that goood
r a j 2 I 2:
what is better
r a j 2 I 2:
than watching cops beat the sh*t outta each other
r a j 2 I 2:
o man
R viper G:
you're kidding
r a j 2 I 2:
i swear
R viper G:
that's amazing
r a j 2 I 2:
sheriffs went down
r a j 2 I 2:
girl cops fought
r a j 2 I 2:
it was superb
jEsSiEsQuE:
i don't know what' swrong with me
R viper G:
join the club
R viper G:
you can get the FINGER
Da Scruffy One:
nooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Da Scruffy One:
not my OWN finger agaisn't me
Da Scruffy One: u shoulda
gotten my face
Da Scruffy One:
that way, ppl could see who's flipping them off
Da Scruffy One:
jay says "f*ck you!"
Da Scruffy One:
. . .with his middle finger
Da Scruffy One:
OH BOY!
Da Scruffy One: i got the
middle finger!!! yayyyy!!! i got the middle finger yay!!!!!
Da Scruffy One: tizight
Da Scruffy One:
tizzzzzzzzzzight
Da Scruffy One:
tizzzzzzzzzzzzzznizzzzzzzzzzzight
Da Scruffy One:
i don't think that works
Da Scruffy One:
snoop would be ashamed
Da Scruffy One:
BUT WHATEVER
Da Scruffy One: uncool
Da Scruffy One:
(that means "not cool")
Da Scruffy One: i want my
liquor, dammit!!!
Da Scruffy One:
more more more more more
Da Scruffy One:
alcohol!!!!!
Da Scruffy One:
BLAAHHHHHHH!!!
Da Scruffy One:
BRUAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Da Scruffy One:
MGD is the beer for me!!!!!! *in a musical tone*
Da Scruffy One:
as Dr. Jokemon says . . . .
Da Scruffy One:
Whats the best way to hold ur liquor?
Da Scruffy One:
BY THE EARS!!!!!!!
Da Scruffy One:
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
R viper G:
hahahaha
R viper G:
jay, your brain just went on a
field trip
R viper G:
go get it back
Knight Luder 95:
RAMAN IS THE F*CKING MAN
R viper G:
woohoo!
VTECsandiegan:
i jsut read that thread
VTECsandiegan:
all i can say
VTECsandiegan:
is
VTECsandiegan:
hien is one weird f*cker
VTECsandiegan:
lol
haohaowan2:
so ill be chilling here
haohaowan2:
in my apt
haohaowan2:
litereally chilling here
haohaowan2:
its so cold
haohaowan2:
sh*t im gong freeze to death icanteven type
Road Dogg Rao:
they asked when i want tit
Road Dogg Rao:
it
Road Dogg Rao:
...
athiga1:
ahahahhahaa
bmasc123:
i was pissed i couldn't watch the game yesterday
bmasc123:
it was annoying waiting for things to refresh
bmasc123:
i was like ... f5 ... f5 ...F5!!
R viper G:
6.50 to hang out with me
R viper G:
that's a bargin
aLwyzANgel637:
but i have to share you
aLwyzANgel637:
i dunno about htat;-)
aLwyzANgel637:
hehehe
aLwyzANgel637:
RABBIT!
aLwyzANgel637:
i win!:-)
R viper G:
i hate you
aLwyzANgel637:
I LOVE YOU!:-)
aLwyzANgel637:
hehehehe
aLwyzANgel637:
i win i win i win!!!
aLwyzANgel637:
nah nah nah nah!
aLwyzANgel637:
its actually more annoying in person:-P
aLwyzANgel637:
but this will just have to do:-P
Mogli G:
f*cking bastards
Mogli G:
I kick their dogs
sun x shine 724:
it's better than calling you
SHE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED FOR FEAR OF CONTAMINATION OF MY COMPUTER
sun x shine 724:
i'd have to take a cue from
you and boil my screen
R viper G:
you've got issues buddy
cantdrive92:
vivid imagination is
what I prefer to call it
sun x shine 724:
i need a sh*t-in-your-pants-cry-for-mommy-and-curl-up-in-the-fetal-position-very-similar-to-mahesh-afte
r-looking-in-the-mirror scary movie
R viper G:
i hear he has some home videos
sun x shine 724:
OH JEEBUS NOT
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT SCARY
sun x shine 724:
you tryin' to KILL me boy??
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
blargh!
R viper G:
that's a new one
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
heheh
R viper G:
dude i taught you everything you
know
UCLAjasmyn:
LOL
UCLAjasmyn:
you didnt even know how to walk
when i met you
R viper G:
hahaha
R viper G:
neither did you
R viper G:
i was 0 years old, what was your
excuse
UCLAjasmyn:
i'm a cop you idiot
R viper G:
ahahahahaha
R viper G:
best comeback ever
UCLAjasmyn:
you need a "hall of lame"
UCLAjasmyn:
on your quotes
R viper G:
yea i do
R viper G:
you would be the star
UCLAjasmyn:
good idea
UCLAjasmyn:
i knew there was a reason i thought
you were smart
R viper G:
uh
R viper G:
thanks, i think
UCLAjasmyn:
there is a fire
UCLAjasmyn:
we can evacuate voluntarily
UCLAjasmyn:
but we dont have to
R viper G:
so there's a fire near your
house
R viper G:
and you're online
UCLAjasmyn:
sticking some graham crackers out
of the window, and making smores
R viper G:
that's awesome
haohaowan2:
io have headacne
haohaowan2:
i mean
haohaowan2:
sh*t.
Dhara23:
eww
Dhara23:
ewww
Dhara23:
eww!
sun x shine 724:
peep this
sun x shine 724:
ahaha i just said peep this
sun x shine 724:
i'm so gay
bmasc123:
is your shot still ugly
BaliZtikNsG:
yur face is still ugly
sun x shine 724:
i am no quote whore
sun x shine 724:
i'm a great quote pimp
sun x shine 724:
what's gonna happen to your
aim quotes when you graduate???
sun x shine 724:
WHAT WILL THE WORLD DO
WITHOUT RANDOM AIM????
haohaowan2: rrrrruuummmmannnn deeepppp
BaliZtikNsG:
yeah the f*cking suck
BaliZtikNsG:
might as well put luda on it too
BaliZtikNsG:
remix it with nelly and master p
BaliZtikNsG:
thatl make it gansterificilz
R viper G:
the entire northern part of
california
R viper G:
doesn't believe in AC
UCLAjasmyn:
hahah no AC?
UCLAjasmyn:
i ams orry
UCLAjasmyn:
get and ice chest
UCLAjasmyn:
fill it with ice
UCLAjasmyn:
and stick your head in it
bmasc123:
damn memory
bmasc123:
always failing me and sh*t
Da Scruffy One:
raman, my friend . . . .we are f*ckin AWESOME!
R viper G:
i totally agree jaymon
Da Scruffy One:
BOW DOWN, BIZNATCHES!
Raventres7:
your old fogies won't be able to keep up with our star players
Raventres7:
gary playedout and karl malold
Raventres7:
see now my jokes are starting to get cheezy
Raventres7:
but i hope that made you laugh just a lil bit :-)
Raventres7:
it kinda made me laugh
R viper G:
ahahaha
Raventres7:
not bad.. i'm patting myself on the back.. just a little
R viper G:
did you make that up just now
Raventres7:
yeah just now
R viper G:
wow
R viper G:
i'm so impressed
Raventres7:
hahahaha
nikelode0n:
you can go shopping but you can't buy anything
nikelode0n:
you can go running but you can't walk
nikelode0n:
you can go swimming but you can't be in water
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
its shower time!
adrkrshadeofbrwn:
wee haw
Da
Scruffy One: i'm f*ckin
GUJU baby! don't share a muthaf*ckin thing
Da Scruffy One:
even if it is free
R viper G:
damn that's guju to the max
Da Scruffy One:
hahaha
Da Scruffy One:
exactly
Da
Scruffy One: now i'm more
shad
Da Scruffy One:
cuz i'm a fag
Da Scruffy One:
i'm such a nut tickler sometimes
Da Scruffy One:
BLAHAHAHAH
LiquydStyle: I'm sexy.
LiquydStyle:
cuz Stacy's mom wants me.
R viper G:
dude
R viper G:
stacy's mom is hot
LiquydStyle:
YES
LiquydStyle:
SHE IS
LiquydStyle:
I would hit that
LiquydStyle:
x 290468204962
bmasc123:
studying is gay
bmasc123:
damn it and its gayness
Da Scruffy One:
U NUT TICKLER!
Da Scruffy One:
tickle tickle tickle
Da Scruffy One:
nuts nuts nuts
Da Scruffy One:
nut-tickle nut-tickle nut-tickle!
Da Scruffy One:
MUAHAHAHAHAH!
BaliZtikNsG:
i dunno where im going with this
BaliZtikNsG:
i lost my train of though
BaliZtikNsG:
sh*t derailed
BaliZtikNsG:
LOLL!
BaliZtikNsG:
...
Da Scruffy One:
cuz i really really need soem drinks
Da Scruffy One:
really relaly relaly really need some liks
Da Scruffy One:
alkihall
Da Scruffy One:
liqua
R viper G:
ahaha
R viper G:
i can see that
Da Scruffy One:
alcohol is good
Da Scruffy One:
alcohol is great
Da Scruffy One:
alcohol is my friend
cantdrive92: ryan doesn't
know sh*t, that cracker
R viper G:
yea, he really doesn't
cantdrive92:
lol
BaliZtikNsG:
im dumb
R viper G:
ok
Da Scruffy One:
GRAVY! ALIZE! RIBS!
Da Scruffy One:
put em all together!!!
Da Scruffy One:
GRAVYALIZERIBS!!!!!
Da Scruffy One:
OH BOY!!!!
Da Scruffy One:
its not just a dinner . ..
Da Scruffy One:
its an ORGASM!
bmasc123:
so guess what i got today?
bmasc123:
a jaywalking ticket at telegraph and bancroft
R viper G:
uh
R viper G:
what?
bmasc123:
seriously
R viper G:
wow
bmasc123:
what can i say ... i'm special
bmasc123:
it takes talent to get a jaywalking ticket in
berkeley
bmasc123:
i'm proud of my achievements
bmasc123:
i should put it on my resume
bmasc123:
- Received jaywalking ticket at Telegraph and
Bancroft
R viper G:
yea that's quite an
accomplishment
bmasc123:
i mean, who else can say that about themselves
R viper G:
it's up there with flying and
talking to god
R viper G:
since it's so damn impossible
bmasc123:
i know
Da Scruffy One:
"**** ******** and ***** ******, ********"
Da Scruffy One:
btw, u can't put any of this in ur aim quotes
Da Scruffy One:
this is strictly me and u
Da Scruffy One:
cuz i'd get in trouble for this kinda talk
Da Scruffy One:
hahaha
R viper G:
i dunno dude
R viper G:
it's pretty juicy
Da Scruffy One:
i'll give u better stuff
Da Scruffy One:
but not this
Da Scruffy One:
u gonna get MY ass kicked
Da Scruffy One:
what midterm?
R viper G:
you mean, what movie
Da Scruffy One:
oops
Da Scruffy One:
movie
Da Scruffy One:
sorry . .1 track mind, but this time
Da Scruffy One:
its about school
Da Scruffy One:
ususally . .its about faggots who tickle nuts
haohaowan2: i was f*cking
this
haohaowan2:
guy
haohaowan2:
in the *ss
haohaowan2:
BALLS DEEp
haohaowan2:
all of a sudden he turns around
haohaowan2:
and starts tickling my nuts
haohaowan2:
im like
haohaowan2:
what the F*CK!
haohaowan2:
you a faggot or something?!
BaLiZtiK N s G:
dont be frontin'
R viper G:
don't be gay
BaLiZtiK N s G:
ill try
BaLiZtiK N s G:
but thats a challenge
BaLiZtiK N s G:
wait
BaLiZtiK N s G:
sh*t i gotta stop bagin mysel
haohaowan2: HATS OFF
haohaowan2:
UH-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
haohaowan2:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO
bmasc123:
damn them girls
bmasc123:
(jay and viren)
R viper G:
for real tho
R viper G:
i know sororities that get ready
faster than they do
Da Scruffy One:
booze
Da Scruffy One:
boooze
Da Scruffy One:
boooooze
Da Scruffy One:
booooooooze
Da Scruffy One:
DAMMIT!
Da Scruffy One:
i want my liquor!
Da Scruffy One:
and i want it 5 min ago!!!
Da Scruffy One:
*shakes uncontrollably*
R viper G:
at this rate you're gonna be the
random aim quotes official alcoholic
Da Scruffy One:
u mean i'm not already???
Da Scruffy One: i like to
have some cap'n morgan with my cap'n crunch in the morning . . u know?
Da Scruffy One:
the breakfast of champions . . .
Da Scruffy One:
i start my day out right
Da Scruffy One:
full of the essential vitamins, minerals, and alcohols that a growing body
needs.
Da Scruffy One:
alcohol . . . .it does a body good.
Da Scruffy One:
u know how i do it
Da Scruffy One:
sh*******t
Da Scruffy One:
i'm a alkaholik
R viper G:
that you are
Da Scruffy One:
i gotta represent by killin my liver
R viper G:
ok just don't die before the
party
BaLiZtiK N s G:
that was higly gay
BaLiZtiK N s G:
if u ask me
BaLiZtiK N s G:
which u didnt
BaLiZtiK N s G:
but ill give my opinion anyway
BaLiZtiK N s G:
wait....did i just call myself gya?
BaLiZtiK N s G:
GAY*
BaLiZtiK N s G:
i take all that back
BaLiZtiK N s G:
im straight
BaLiZtiK N s G:
i aint like ROADDOGOARAD
BaLiZtiK N s G:
or wahtever
BaLiZtiK N s G:
im bored man
BaLiZtiK N s G:
i feel like bothering u
R viper G:
gee thanks
BaLiZtiK N s G:
np man
R viper
G:
explain to me your magical ways anny
Annabell26:
hahahahaha
Annabell26:
can't
Annabell26:
woudln't be magical then,
would it
R viper G:
ok explain to me your not so
magical ways
Annabell26:
nah
Annabell26:
too lazy
R viper G:
is there a list with my name on
it
Annabell26:
yep
R viper G:
how was that hard to explain
Annabell26:
shut up
R viper
G:
mahesh: you're a retard
haohaowan2:
yeah his face is
haohaowan2: I DONT WANT NO DAMN PEAS
Mogli G: eat my indus *sshole
BaLiZtiK N s G: w0o0o0ow
sun x shine 724:
i poked myself in the eye today
sun x shine 724:
twice
sun x shine 724:
i think i'm going to die
SADWAP97:
your car is too slow to look fast
SADWAP97:
hahahah
R viper G:
best advice i've heard all day
R viper G:
bastard
bmasc123:
not hungry enough for ribs
Da Scruffy One:
u hungry for d*ck?? CUZ U CAN EAT MINE, B*TCH!
Da Scruffy One:
dude! i'm a freak
R viper G:
when did you finally notice
Da Scruffy One:
a long time ago
Da Scruffy One:
but i repressed it
Da Scruffy One:
. .thats what my psychologist said
Da Scruffy One:
*crying in the fetal position*
R viper G:
it's ok, let it out jay
R viper G:
you're a freak and it's OK
Da Scruffy One:
HELL YEA!
R viper G:
good job
R viper G:
we're making some real progress
here
R viper G:
ok that'll be $28
R viper G:
see you next week
Da Scruffy One:
ur not my psychologist!!!!
Da Scruffy One:
and also . . .i didn't wake up wiht my pants down.
Da Scruffy One:
SWEEET.
R viper G:
uh
R viper G:
congrats?
Da Scruffy One:
yes!
R viper G:
this is incredibly random
Da Scruffy One:
dawg
Da Scruffy One:
most of our conversations are pretty random
Da Scruffy One:
we start out discussing something serious
Da Scruffy One:
and we end the conversation with how i wake up with no pants on
Da Scruffy One:
dude . .
Da Scruffy One:
we're weird
Da Scruffy One:
like really really weird
Da Scruffy One:
i think i know why too . . .
Da Scruffy One:
cuz we're both avoiding work
R viper G:
ahahaha
Da Scruffy One:
but i wanna avoid it more than u
BaLiZtiK N s G:
aite pezizil nizil...dont slepizil to lizil
BaLiZtiK N s G:
u need restizil for clazizl
BaLiZtiK N s G:
peace diznizil
BaLiZtiK N s G:
god that took forever to type
BaLiZtiK N s G:
stupid snoop d o double gizil
UCLAjasmyn: nucka! i gochyo back!
bmasc123:
me and my lack of a memory
R viper G:
yea that can suck
Foood
FRiEND:
some girl named gracie poop just
messaged me.
R viper G:
that's wonderful
Foood FRiEND:
dude. she's cute too
Foood FRiEND:
she's a very nice lookin piece of poop
Foood FRiEND:
i told her that too
R viper G:
ahahaha
R viper G:
i'm sure she was flattered
Foood FRiEND:
i think she is!
Foood FRiEND:
she added me to her buddie list
Foood FRiEND:
i got poop on my buddylist!
Foood FRiEND:
sweeet
Da Scruffy One:
am i right?
Da Scruffy One:
UR DAMN RIGHT I'M RIGHT
R viper G:
uh
R viper G:
yea
Foood FRiEND:
umm... your quotes on your website
Foood FRiEND:
lol
Foood FRiEND:
you guys are so damn random!
UCLAjasmyn:
i went upstairs
UCLAjasmyn:
to hand my mom the phone
UCLAjasmyn:
i am the secretary
UCLAjasmyn:
at thsi freaking house
UCLAjasmyn:
yeahhh me!
UCLAjasmyn:
i have a BA in Economics...
UCLAjasmyn:
to do htis
R viper G:
that's awesome
haohaowan2:
i should do something stupid
haohaowan2:
and then when i get hauled off to prison
haohaowan2:
ill just keep yelling
haohaowan2:
I WENT TO TROY
haohaowan2:
T-R-O-Y!
haohaowan2:
I WENT TO TROY LOOK WAHT IT DDI FOR ME
Da Scruffy One:
wack
Da Scruffy One:
wack
Da Scruffy One:
wack
Da Scruffy One:
and then some more wack ness
R viper G:
wackness sucks
Da Scruffy One:
yea it does
sun x
shine 724:
i was hoping i wouldn't have to have the talk
with you
R viper G:
"the talk"?
sun x shine 724:
yeah
sun x shine 724:
i'm not giving it to you don't woryr
sun x shine 724:
you're not in the category of boys
that get the talk
sun x shine 724:
but it's THE TALK
R viper G:
ok this conversation is
pointless
R viper
G:
if i was at a place with hot girls my
gpa would suck
R viper G:
i owe my future fast cars and
nice house to berkeley's ugly women
berkeleyacorn:
hahahah!
berkeleyacorn:
well said
Da Scruffy One:
u are a wise man of viper g . . .
Da Scruffy One:
wow, thats sounds like a cool desi old man
Da Scruffy One:
viperji
Da Scruffy One:
thats f*ckin sickkkkk
Da Scruffy One:
hahaha
Da Scruffy One:
*bows down and backs away slowly so he doesn't get hit with the flip flops*
Da Scruffy One:
thats hella gangsta
Da Scruffy One:
*rushes at raman and throws a punch like a fake ass insta-thug*
R viper G:
ahahaha
R viper G:
that's classic
sun x shine 724: SHIBBY!
berkeleyacorn:
TOO MUCH BOOTY IN THE PANTS
berkeleyacorn:
UH UH, TOO MUCH BOOTY IN THE PANTS!
jEsSiEsQuE:
i was going to get a job but i don't know
what i would want to do
jEsSiEsQuE:
i don't have any skills
R viper G:
i'm sure you have some skills
R viper G:
you can umm
...
jEsSiEsQuE:
exactly