RANDOM AIM QUOTES
new random spree in Spring 2003
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UCLAjasmyn: i am going to trup her
UCLAjasmyn: trip her
UCLAjasmyn: not trup
UCLAjasmyn: because i dont knwo what that is
UCLAjasmyn: you can warn her... she is going to be trupped
UCLAjasmyn: but dont tell her abou tthe tripping
UCLAjasmyn: she wont expect it
R viper G: you're a genius jas

UCLAjasmyn: we both suck
UCLAjasmyn: damn
UCLAjasmyn: it sucks to suck

R viper G: oh and nice pillows, i can take those back for you too
UCLAjasmyn: no
UCLAjasmyn: those are MINE MINE MINE
UCLAjasmyn: muuuaahahahah
R viper G: i want to replace the ones i have here
UCLAjasmyn: here is a hint
UCLAjasmyn: go to the store
UCLAjasmyn: and buy some
R viper G: here is another hint
R viper G: shut up
UCLAjasmyn: thats not a hint
R viper G: you're right
R viper G: it was pretty blatant

R viper G: yea my friend is a little dumb
R viper G: when i see her i'm gonna smack her
UCLAjasmyn: avoid smacking
UCLAjasmyn: she will have you arrested
UCLAjasmyn: and i dont have enough for bail today
UCLAjasmyn: smack her tomorrow
UCLAjasmyn: i will get paid

UCLAjasmyn: its like 90 degrees
UCLAjasmyn: freaking sun
UCLAjasmyn: and global warming
UCLAjasmyn: stupid ppl and aerosol cans

r a j 2 I 2: the beats are hard
r a j 2 I 2: it makes me wanna buck shots and tote guns
r a j 2 I 2: and holla G unitttttttttt

sun x shine 724: dude i'm just a young idiot
sun x shine 724: i'm going thru a dry spell intelligence wise
R viper G: i'm sure you'll snap out of it sooner or later

sun x shine 724: raman you're like frosted flakes
sun x shine 724: you're grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat
R viper G: that was so corny

sun x shine 724: i would not be a hat for mahesh
sun x shine 724: if i was a hat id want to coif someone much better than that
R viper G: as you should
sun x shine 724: yes yes
sun x shine 724: i'm a high quality hat
sun x shine 724: wait what the hell
sun x shine 724: i'm no freaking hat

Raventres7: awww sure you will.. i doubt you'll even remember my name 2 weeks from now
Raventres7: haha j/k.. i'm unforgettable
R viper G: ahahah
R viper G: and so modest too
Raventres7: hehe that's one of my best qualities ;-)

roaddoggrao: i'd like to say
roaddoggrao: some indian guys have nice boobies

SwingD8ddy: ra rah ra RRRRAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO!
roaddoggrao: ungh
roaddoggrao: breakitdown
roaddoggrao: unnnnngh
SwingD8ddy: poof pssh poof psh poof pssh poof psh
roaddoggrao: get down ungh
SwingD8ddy: dikii dikki chigga chigga
roaddoggrao: hop bopapoppin watchawalkin witha jungle boogie getdown
SwingD8ddy: dikki TWWEEEETTT!
roaddoggrao: say UNGH
roaddoggrao: (ungh)
roaddoggrao: say UNGH
roaddoggrao: (ungh)
SwingD8ddy: ungh!
SwingD8ddy: UNGH!

sun x shine 724: watch THE RIN!
sun x shine 724: *right
sun x shine 724: *ting
sun x shine 724: *RING
sun x shine 724: f*ck i cannot tyep
sun x shine 724: *type
Road Dogg Rao: ...

UCLAjasmyn: itsa goodvundamnthang

berkeleyacorn: wheel
berkeleyacorn: correct?
Road Dog Grao: what?
berkeleyacorn: as in a stearing wheel
Road Dog Grao: steering wheel
Road Dog Grao: what
berkeleyacorn: awesome
berkeleyacorn: thanx
Road Dog Grao: wait
Road Dog Grao: wtf are you talking about

sunx SHINE 724: i'm like a kiddie pool
sunx SHINE 724: shallow
R viper G: yea you suck

sunx SHINE 724: i don't want people thinking i'm a sixteen year old sex fiend
R viper G: yea god forbid

R viper G: and on that not
R viper G: e
R viper G: i am going to sleep
UCLAjasmyn: on that not
UCLAjasmyn: e
UCLAjasmyn: good nit
UCLAjasmyn: e
UCLAjasmyn: this is jasmin
UCLAjasmyn: e
UCLAjasmyn: he h
UCLAjasmyn: e
R viper G: you are so lam
R viper G: e
UCLAjasmyn: i am hilarious
UCLAjasmyn: e
UCLAjasmyn: wait, that didnt work
R viper G: you moron

sunx SHINE 724: omg
sunx SHINE 724: i'm doing a crossword puzzle
sunx SHINE 724: what is the name of that show
sunx SHINE 724: blank street
sunx SHINE 724: where big bird lives

R viper G: so i was in riverside last night
R viper G: it smells where the 60 hits the 15
SADWAP97: yeah.. that's more the Ontario area
SADWAP97: Ontario smells... not really riverside
R viper G: blame it on ontario
SADWAP97: im serious.. the cows are in ontario
R viper G: sure sure
R viper G: ontario
SADWAP97: there are no cows near ucr
R viper G: i believe you buddy

blastedspatula: WAR la la
blastedspatula: UNGGGGGGGHHHHHH
blastedspatula: HUH!
Road Dogg Rao: whadisitgoofo!
blastedspatula: ABSOLUTELY NUTHIN!

blastedspatula: GAY BOOGERS

Road Dogg Rao: TAKE ME DRUNK I"M HOME
blastedspatula: what's wrong with you
Road Dogg Rao: Nervous breakdizdown
R viper G: dude before 9pm?
blastedspatula: yes
blastedspatula: and the sad thing is
blastedspatula: he's sober

R viper G: i was making a joke
sunx SHINE 724: oh
R viper G: wit is wasted on you
sunx SHINE 724: yes it is
sunx SHINE 724: *hangs head in shame*

R viper G: *block*
UCLAjasmyn: hahaah
UCLAjasmyn: *okay*
UCLAjasmyn: maybe if i put starts around it, it will happen
UCLAjasmyn: *a new car*
UCLAjasmyn: *BMW M3*
R viper G: that's not how it works dork
UCLAjasmyn: hmm, not working
UCLAjasmyn: RETARDED!
R viper G: you're hopeless

UCLAjasmyn: good buy
R viper G: good bye
R viper G: learn to spell
UCLAjasmyn: i did on perpoise

R viper G: i have no idea
UCLAjasmyn: hmm
UCLAjasmyn: check out www.ideas.com
R viper G: you're a loser jas
UCLAjasmyn: no...
UCLAjasmyn: i am a wiiiiiiiiiiinner
UCLAjasmyn: for proof
UCLAjasmyn: check out
UCLAjasmyn: www.winners.com
R viper G: how about www.jasmineisfreakinlame.com

UCLAjasmyn: give me a break
UCLAjasmyn: give
UCLAjasmyn: me
UCLAjasmyn: a
UCLAjasmyn: break
R viper G: break me off a piece of that
UCLAjasmyn: ass?
R viper G: ahahaha
R viper G: that's better than the kit kat commercial

UCLAjasmyn: do wht?
UCLAjasmyn: huh?
UCLAjasmyn: vhushootalkinbout?

UCLAjasmyn: it is a buff etttt
UCLAjasmyn: ju get buff
UCLAjasmyn: if you eat bufff -ettt
R viper G: jas you're not making sense
UCLAjasmyn: do i ever?
R viper G: good point
UCLAjasmyn: jes
UCLAjasmyn: i am full of them
UCLAjasmyn: like a new box of pencils
UCLAjasmyn: the ones that come sharpened... of course
R viper G: ahaha
R viper G: you're officially insane
 

MRodri1889: cheaters are just bastards
MRodri1889: i think they should have their d*ck chopped off
R viper G: note to self: never cheat on michelle
MRodri1889: lol
MRodri1889: exactly
MRodri1889: cuz i will chop off things

BaLiZtiK N s G: haah u read my post
R viper G: damn dude
R viper G: you're angry
BaLiZtiK N s G: i kno
BaLiZtiK N s G: i need help

sun x shine 724: you are the ghulam in my jabu
sun x shine 724: the mirchi in my masala
sun x shine 724: the idli in my sambhar
sun x shine 724: you sexy guy

tangorangepunk8: you know it's over when medevenko is playing for entire quarters
tangorangepunk8: *medvendenko
tangorangepunk8: *medevendenko
R viper G: it's medvedenko
R viper G: man no matter how you spell his name it looks wrong

Road Dogg Rao: you come from poonjabi, i pick you up from airport

sun x shine 724: they say i'm a ditzy
sun x shine 724: i mean
sun x shine 724: i'm ditz
sun x shine 724: wait
sun x shine 724: that i'm a ditz
sun x shine 724: there we go

mrbanjok: hi ho, it's off to f*ckign disney i go

R viper G: we had a great time traipsing around irvine
Road Dogg Rao: you will never traipse
Road Dogg Rao: no guy friend of mine traipses
R viper G: ok wandering about irvine in a very manly way
Road Dogg Rao: why don't you say frolicking
Road Dogg Rao: or cavorting
Road Dogg Rao: or f*cking... tiptoeing through the tulips
R viper G: frolicking is strictly reserved for fields
Road Dogg Rao: hmm
Road Dogg Rao: good point
Road Dogg Rao: you'd have to frolic in a field of daisies i'd imagine
R viper G: yea
R viper G: that's a frolic

OneHypChic: YASSS
OneHypChic: in a hick accent
R viper G: that was a pretty poor hick accent there
R viper G: you're gonna have to do better than that
OneHypChic: ahhah yyyyyyyyyyyeehaaaw
R viper G: ahah
R viper G: better

BaLiZtiK N s G: peaccce out for kizilbilzilmyshilzilnizildizil

vidIyr: ok, i'm going to go run around in circles now
vidIyr: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
R viper G: haha bye

sun x shine 724: i am not retarded ass beejoli
Road Dogg Rao: i love you
R viper G: wow
sun x shine 724: his apology is accepted
sun x shine 724: but his futile attempt to get into my pants is rejected

Road Dogg Rao: WANG IS GAY!
Road Dogg Rao: homo homo homo homo WANG WANG WANG WANG
Road Dogg Rao: homo homo homo homo WIZANGGGGGG
Road Dogg Rao: chky chky chky ficky ficky duit duit vvvt vvvt
Road Dogg Rao: break it down
Road Dogg Rao: uh
Road Dogg Rao: uh
Road Dogg Rao: ungh
Road Dogg Rao: ungga ungga ung
Road Dogg Rao: bow bow chicka bow bow
Road Dogg Rao: WANG GAY GAY WANG GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

haohaowan2: ill bet you couldnt sleep well
haohaowan2: knowing i didnt eat the cheese
Road Dogg Rao: i tossed and turned all night
haohaowan2: lousy.
Road Dogg Rao: that's what i said
haohaowan2: you fag
Road Dogg Rao: you spineless cheesenoteater
Road Dogg Rao: you'll NEVER LIVE THIS DOWN
haohaowan2: you die

sun x shine 724: you know what i don't get
Road Dogg Rao: any
Road Dogg Rao: ahahahahahaha
Road Dogg Rao: AHAHAHA
sun x shine 724: HORRIBLE

Road Dogg Rao: god i'm tight
Road Dogg Rao: now THAT goes on the hall of fame

sun x shine 724: dude
sun x shine 724: i suck at blowing people off
R viper G: yea you do suck at blowing people off
R viper G: i'm pretty good at it though
R viper G: just pay attention to how i treat you, you'll get the hang of it
sun x shine 724: yeah but i'm convinced under all that meanness there's a nice person
R viper G: yea whatever
R viper G: go away

R viper G: and stop talking sh*t behind my back
Road Dogg Rao: i'm only telling retarded ass beejoli
R viper G: ok i'll let it slide this time

sun x shine 724: seirously i wanted to b*tch slap that mofo and like strangle him w/ his balls
R viper G: note to self: stay the f*ck away from bj

r a j 2 I 2: brbeezy
R viper G: okeezy

R viper G: ACCEPT your gayness
R viper G: only then will you overcome it
Road Dogg Rao: i'll accept Your gayness
R viper G: well you're a retard then
Road Dogg Rao: hahaha
Road Dogg Rao: grade A
R viper G: god we're so mature
Road Dogg Rao: yeaaaaa
Road Dogg Rao: i'm an adult
Road Dogg Rao: ahahaha
R viper G: the world has reason to fear

Road Dogg Rao: i check everyone's away messages because i have no life
R viper G: acceptance is the first step towards recovery

sun x shine 724: cuz you know i'm inept
sun x shine 724: and then i tried to be umm ept
sun x shine 724: but it didn't work
R viper G: hahahaha
sun x shine 724: i'm not sure what the opposite of inept is
R viper G: competent?
R viper G: not you?
sun x shine 724: yes yes
sun x shine 724: exactly

R viper G: and your crappy computer
sun x shine 724: hey hey hey
sun x shine 724: it's only as crappy as the person who uses it
R viper G: even worse
sun x shine 724: wait
sun x shine 724: dangit
sun x shine 724: impaled upon my own sword
R viper G: you're a moron
sun x shine 724: thank you
sun x shine 724: i revel in my moronicness

UCLAjasmyn: oh jes
UCLAjasmyn: i remember
UCLAjasmyn: bumblishis
UCLAjasmyn: jes jes
UCLAjasmyn: berry nice
UCLAjasmyn: and bumblishes
R viper G: jaz i swear you need counseling

sun x shine 724: updateupdateupdate
sun x shine 724: i want to see the recent additons of beejoli stupidity
R viper G: ok i'll update with more of your retardedness
R viper G: meanwhile you can just talk to yourself
R viper G: and have the same feeling
sun x shine 724: gee thanks

r a j 2 I 2: lets rafe
r a j 2 I 2: race
r a j 2 I 2: bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
r a j 2 I 2: bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
r a j 2 I 2: bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhh
r a j 2 I 2: third gear is really long
R viper G: ahahahaha

R viper G: damn girl go to sleep
OneHypChic: never
OneHypChic: haha and i have to wake up early 2
OneHypChic: im a rebel
OneHypChic: u kno me
OneHypChic: WILD nisha
R viper G: ahahahah
R viper G: pretty wild there

bckstrtgrl: hey
bckstrtgrl: i just thought of something
bckstrtgrl: if lan is the second dorkiest girl you hang out with
bckstrtgrl: does that make me the first?!
R viper G: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
R viper G: you're more clever than i thought
bckstrtgrl: so i'm number one to you?
bckstrtgrl: :-D
R viper G: ahahaha
R viper G: in that sick and twisted way, sure
bckstrtgrl: woohoooooooo
bckstrtgrl: i'm ur numba one stunna
bckstrtgrl: :-D

R viper G: hey 5 second rule
UCLAjasmyn: 5 second rule?
UCLAjasmyn: no way jose
UCLAjasmyn: if you dropped neels fudge cookie
UCLAjasmyn: in his side of sh*t
UCLAjasmyn: for three seconds
UCLAjasmyn: woudl you eat it?
R viper G: ahahahahahah
R viper G: now you just took it out of contextr
UCLAjasmyn: sorry... i am quoting your quotes
R viper G: yea you are
UCLAjasmyn: ironic huh?
R viper G: and what's even more ironic
R viper G: is that i'll probably put these up

UCLAjasmyn: if the paper is due bymonday....
UCLAjasmyn: midnight, i mean
UCLAjasmyn: guess when i will finish it
UCLAjasmyn: 11:59:59
UCLAjasmyn: word
UCLAjasmyn: i like the thrill
UCLAjasmyn: i am a rebel

UCLAjasmyn: freakin economists.... are a joke...
UCLAjasmyn: all we do is assume
UCLAjasmyn: assume EVERYTHING
UCLAjasmyn: i mean come on
UCLAjasmyn: ts like...
UCLAjasmyn: if everything else is held constant
UCLAjasmyn: and godzilla comes
UCLAjasmyn: what will happen to the mutual fund market
UCLAjasmyn: and there is no f*cking right answer

UCLAjasmyn: i have learned a ten week class in two days.
UCLAjasmyn: i pay for this
UCLAjasmyn: okay, i lied,
UCLAjasmyn: my parents payfor this
UCLAjasmyn: they pay for me to come out here... party, live in my own place, and learn for two days out of the quarter
UCLAjasmyn: i love being me
UCLAjasmyn: don't you?
R viper G: hahahahaha
R viper G: you're great jas

UCLAjasmyn: if i get a 4.0 this quarter, i will buy youlunch
R viper G: are you trying to tell me something
UCLAjasmyn: that i am not going to buy you lunch

DoctorBhalla: goos shiznit
DoctorBhalla: i meant good shiznit
DoctorBhalla: not goose sh*t

sun x shine 724: ok i gotta go ice my ass
R viper G: ew

BigBodyBenz2k: ya, ya.... rabbit........ i can never remember
BigBodyBenz2k: gonna make a post-it and staple it to my head

Road Dogg Rao: evil cara can kiss my ass
R viper G: indeed

Da Scruffy One: bacon bits!
Da Scruffy One: OH BOY!
Da Scruffy One: ITS BACON!
Da Scruffy One: sorry, i had to share that
Da Scruffy One: i love that commercial
Da Scruffy One: its too much . . .
Da Scruffy One: ITS BACON!!!

Da Scruffy One: so i'm runnin around the yard like a dumb dog on a hot summer day

BaLiZtiK N s G: dam solitaire
BaLiZtiK N s G: haHA i win again
R viper G: congratulations
R viper G: want a cookie with that
BaLiZtiK N s G: a big fudge one
BaLiZtiK N s G: and some sh*t on the side
 

R viper G: BWAAAAAAAAA
Road Dogg Rao: F*CKINBWAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA
 

y No Toast: BWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
R viper G: BWAAAAAAAAA
y No Toast: BWWAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA

Road Dogg Rao: BWAAAAAAAA
R viper G: BWAAAAAAAA

Road Dogg Rao: sun x shine 724: OH RAMAN THAT B*TCH BLOCKED ME
Road Dogg Rao: IM her
Road Dogg Rao: she keeps talking about oyu
Road Dogg Rao: i think she loves you
Road Dogg Rao: hahaha
R viper G: that's scary sh*t

sun x shine 724: wanna know what i think of you
sun x shine 724: i think you and ***** deserve each other
R viper G: that was SO below the belt
R viper G: i'm never talking to you again
R viper G: *block*
sun x shine 724: no block
sun x shine 724 signed off at 5:34:53 PM.

R viper G: yea i just want something to punch
Road Dogg Rao: get a girlfriend
R viper G: imma tell cara that
Road Dogg Rao: keeding!!!!!
R viper G: of course you are
R viper G: *smiles and nods*
Road Dogg Rao: you whoretit

Road Dogg Rao: UPDATE QUOTE YOU SONOFAB*TCH

Road Dogg Rao: UPDATE YOUR GODFORSAKEN PAGE
R viper G: f*ck you
Road Dogg Rao: kill you
Road Dogg Rao: with death
R viper G: as opposed to killing me with life
Road Dogg Rao: no, meaning that death would be involved
Road Dogg Rao: as opposed to "killing you" in the colloquial sense, meaning just kicking your ass
Road Dogg Rao: god i need to study
R viper G: yea seriously

R viper G: so she averages 5 seconds
R viper G: jaymon was 4 seconds
Road Dogg Rao: cool
R viper G: she's the next guinea pig
R viper G: i'll make a case study out of it
Road Dogg Rao: Instigators: A Case Study on the Cut/Paste Epidemic
R viper G: haha i like that title
R viper G: i think i'll use it
R viper G: ok so jaymon is at 4 seconds and bj is at 5 seconds (averaged)

sun x shine 724: Road Dogg Rao: whatever, atleast i don't have a generic ass middle name like singh
sun x shine 724: Road Dogg Rao: oh you're punjabi, let me guess, singh
sun x shine 724: ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THAT FROM HIM??
R viper G: you're a great guniea pig
R viper G: and a horrible instigator
sun x shine 724: i'm not a guinea pig
sun x shine 724: i'm a wonderful instigator

pearl type sh 98: you sexy hoe you

Da Scruffy One: i had them stealin out they're cribs, cuz my crack tast like ribssssssssss
R viper G: *block*
Da Scruffy One: *unblock*
R viper G: *you're gay*
Da Scruffy One: . . . . .
Da Scruffy One: BIZNATCH!!!!

R viper G: you're worse than lan
bckstrtgrl: o no u din't!
R viper G: i think i just did
bckstrtgrl: o u did not
R viper G: oh i did
bckstrtgrl: o HEEELLLLLL no
R viper G: oh helllllll yea
bckstrtgrl: SPISH!
R viper G: haha i haven't heard that stupid word in a long time
bckstrtgrl: i bet you missed it huh!

Road Dogg Rao: my testicles are NOT small and wrinkled

Road Dogg Rao: gay porn connoisseur
Da Scruffy One: this . . . .i . . .cannot . . .deny

Road Dogg Rao: why is jay iming me about homosexuality
Road Dogg Rao: he's pretty gay
R viper G: he's also a quick copy paster like bj
Road Dogg Rao: instigator
R viper G: time to test him again
Road Dogg Rao: start countingh
R viper G: he just pasted "you're scaring me"
R viper G: "raman likes desi guys"
Road Dogg Rao: yes!
R viper G: you said start counting at :37
R viper G: he pasted at :41
Road Dogg Rao: HAHAHAHA
R viper G: FOUR SECOND TURNAROUND
R viper G: jay is a great guinea pig
R viper G: i'll expose him on the random aim quotes page
Road Dogg Rao: ok

Da Scruffy One: Road Dogg Rao: you're scaring me
Da Scruffy One: Road Dogg Rao: raman likes desi guys, perhaps you need to talk to him
R viper G: you're a great guinea pig jaymon
Da Scruffy One: i try
Da Scruffy One: *takes a bow*

Road Dogg Rao: yaarharhahrahr
R viper G: haha what was that
R viper G: your pirate laugh
Road Dogg Rao: that was...
Road Dogg Rao: laugh of evil excitement
R viper G: that would be
R viper G: muhahahahaha
Road Dogg Rao: i guess you could call it the pirate laugh
Road Dogg Rao: yea but it's on another level
Road Dogg Rao: more evil, more excited
R viper G: more pirate
Road Dogg Rao: basically
Road Dogg Rao: pirates rock, as we all know
Road Dogg Rao: more pirate won't hurt
R viper G: sure thing buddy

BaLiZtiK N s G: at least im not as gay as manesh...
BaLiZtiK N s G: whoever that is
BaLiZtiK N s G: that name jus came in my head for some reason
R viper G: ahahahahahaha
BaLiZtiK N s G: is that road dogg
R viper G: yea
BaLiZtiK N s G: yea i got sunshinez back
BaLiZtiK N s G: whoever that is....
BaLiZtiK N s G: yea judging by maneshes pic
BaLiZtiK N s G: he looks pretty
BaLiZtiK N s G: gay
BaLiZtiK N s G: ,,,
BaLiZtiK N s G: haha dont tell him i said that
BaLiZtiK N s G: i dont wanna hurt him THAT bad

BaLiZtiK N s G: ok ill stop now
BaLiZtiK N s G: u havta start telling me when the gayness meter goes overboard
R viper G: yea it just did

R viper G: very poor mahesh
Road Dogg Rao: your car is very poor
R viper G: not as poor as yours
Road Dogg Rao: yeah it's not my real car
Road Dogg Rao: so i figure i can talk sh*t
R viper G: you're driving it
Road Dogg Rao: who cares
R viper G: wow your sh*t talking has declined in quality
Road Dogg Rao: yeah, i'm trying not to be mean to people
R viper G: congratulations
R viper G: how's that working out for you
Road Dogg Rao: not so well, you piece of sh*t
R viper G: i knew you'd crack
R viper G: asshole
Road Dogg Rao: kill oyu

kracklynn88: i waz lookin for quotes on msn
kracklynn88: nd it came up
kracklynn88: it waz some thing lik jackson 5
kracklynn88: tickets
R viper G: oh hahaha
R viper G: yea i put up random quotes on that page
kracklynn88: oh
R viper G: my friend didn't know what j5 was
kracklynn88: really
R viper G: yea he's a dumbass

Da Scruffy One: "good jay" says i should stay home and study. . . .but "good jay" ususally get his as beat by "bad jay" who says "lets drink! lets party! lets get dirtaaay! BIZNATCHHH!!!"
Da Scruffy One: and i think bad jay can "convince" good jay to go
Da Scruffy One: knawimean?
R viper G: GO BAD JAY GO
Da Scruffy One: "take that, b*tch!" and then bad jay spits on good jay after a sever ass whooping

sun x shine 724: alrite i gotta go find some rhinoceros porn
sun x shine 724: i mean
sun x shine 724: study

sun x shine 724: zot zot sot
sun x shine 724: *zot
R viper G: stop talking now

sun x shine 724: what'll i do if i don't see my name starring on your page
sun x shine 724: i have a need for spotlight

sun x shine 724: without my comedic relief your life would be bleak
sun x shine 724: haha you know you lava me ramandeep singh gulati
sun x shine 724: my perennial lameness and tardiness in remembering your birthday are facets of my WONDERFULNESS
sun x shine 724: i shoulda quit while i was ahead huh?
R viper G: yea that moment passed sometime last year

sun x shine 724: i am a stuck up self centered conceited b*tch
sun x shine 724: and very proud of it

sun x shine 724: it's been a while since i had a loser of the day
sun x shine 724: but mahesh forced me to resurrect it when he started sending me like rhinoceros roleplay scripts las night
sun x shine 724: how the hell does he look up this stuff
R viper G: hahaha
sun x shine 724: well i mean does he go to google
sun x shine 724: and type in
sun x shine 724: rhinoceros pornograpy?
R viper G: i'd rather not know
sun x shine 724: exactly!
sun x shine 724: butdo you see why loser of the day was resurrected?
R viper G: yes it's quite fitting

R viper G: so what fun stuff do you have planned for your big 21
mrbanjok: i'm gonna get so f*cked up
mrbanjok: er, i mean read the bible by a warm fire
R viper G: sweet

R viper G: sun x shine 724: you're still definitely cooler than rum
R viper G: WTF
R viper G: *block*
sun x shine 724: dont' worry it was a lie
sun x shine 724: i had to make him feel good about something
sun x shine 724: i just didnt' want him to kill himself...or get all sad and deprssed that he'd do soemthing stupid
sun x shine 724: like sleep with minal

sun x shine 724: mahesh
sun x shine 724: snap on a tutu
sun x shine 724: cuz you're gay
 

sun x shine 724: you should get mahesh drunk
sun x shine 724: and then put a tutu on him
sun x shine 724: i would pay big money to see that

sun x shine 724: but i mean other people tell mahesh he's gay right?
R viper G: not to his face they don't
sun x shine 724: oh
sun x shine 724: well he's not really gay
sun x shine 724: he just personifies straight gayness
R viper G: wow i totally see the difference
R viper G: ok no i don't
sun x shine 724: it's like
sun x shine 724: you know someone is straight
sun x shine 724: but as humanly possible a straight person can act gay w/o actually BEING gay
sun x shine 724: is mahesh
R viper G: would you say you are manlier than mahesh
sun x shine 724: yes
sun x shine 724: my barbie dolls are manlier than mahesh
R viper G: this conversation is a blessing to the random aim quotes gods

sun x shine 724: i once fell into the toilet

sun x shine 724: OMG
sun x shine 724: i just had a vision
sun x shine 724: can't you totally see mahesh as a ballet dancer?
R viper G: ahahahahahaha
sun x shine 724: DUDE CAN'T YOU????
sun x shine 724: like standing there all prettilly
sun x shine 724: i could totally see this

R viper G: most random picture of banquet:
R viper G: http://indus.berkeley.edu/assets/2002pics/banquet/IMG_0062.jpg
Road Dogg Rao: is that girl pleasuring herself behind you
Road Dogg Rao: wtf
R viper G: ahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

sun x shine 724: yours is like all bonered
sun x shine 724: *boned
Road Dogg Rao: whooooooooooa
sun x shine 724: hahahahahaah that wasa total typo
Road Dogg Rao: it's what we call a freudian slip

CalMan Nivek: tickets for what?
R viper G: j5 concert
CalMan Nivek: jackson 5?
R viper G: ahahahahahahahahahahah
R viper G: WTF NIVEK
CalMan Nivek: what are you talking about man?
R viper G: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

y No Toast: aight imma go vege a bit infront of the boob tube
y No Toast: hopefully it lives up to its name

y No Toast: go raman
y No Toast: gor aman
y No Toast: gora man!
y No Toast: goram an!

sun x shine 724: r sexwhore g
R viper G: that's a new one

Road Dogg Rao: the first one with you me viren and raman
Road Dogg Rao: we look so hot
Road Dogg Rao: i'd go out with us
Da Scruffy One: i'd f*ck us
Da Scruffy One: i'd f*ck us till we couldn't f*ck us no more
Road Dogg Rao: *runs*
Da Scruffy One: *chases you*

sun x shine 724: i saw the picture of you and minal on your website
R viper G: wow how did you find it
sun x shine 724: it was right there
R viper G: wow i'm amazed at your picture finding skills
R viper G: here have a cookie
sun x shine 724: oh f*ck you

sun x shine 724: mahesh
sun x shine 724: is stupid on purpose
sun x shine 724: just to get on the page
sun x shine 724: THAT'S CHEATING!
sun x shine 724: he's a shady bastard
R viper G: i'll take your report into consideration

Road Dogg Rao: i'm just a young dumbass
Road Dogg Rao: *falls off banister*

Road Dogg Rao: wathap ma nigga
Road Dogg Rao: what you just say
Road Dogg Rao: wha
Road Dogg Rao: thap
Road Dogg Rao: ma
Road Dogg Rao: nigga
Road Dogg Rao: *fighting*

Rabbit U Lose: rabbit you lose

bmasc123: my brain has been off today
bmasc123: like no joke
R viper G: today eh?
bmasc123: more than normal
R viper G: that's pretty off
bmasc123: seriously

R viper G: did you give maneka my message
y No Toast: yeah i said
y No Toast: you thought she had a midterm
R viper G: no no my hateful message
y No Toast: oh yeah
y No Toast: the "you b*tch"
y No Toast: "f*ck off you're stalling raman's plans"
R viper G: hahaha
R viper G: thanks tony
R viper G: i knew i could count on you

sun x shine 724: what the heck i was just being nice
sun x shine 724: what a f*cktard
sun x shine 724: i spent all that time convincing him he weasn't dumb
sun x shine 724: dumber than me yes
sun x shine 724: but not dumdb
sun x shine 724: and he calls me dumb??
sun x shine 724: and who the hell says rockage from a mustache division
sun x shine 724: ok no
sun x shine 724: i'm much cooler

R viper G: haha i received an anonymous donation of much quote material last night
sun x shine 724: hahahahahahhahaha
sun x shine 724: from that dude?
sun x shine 724: i forgot his name
sun x shine 724: max?
R viper G: yea, his name was f*cking max
R viper G: way to go genius

sun x shine 724: aw i felt all bad i don't think you're dumb and girly
Road Dogg Rao: i don't even know if you're on your period
Road Dogg Rao: sorry about that

Road Dogg Rao: total rockage from the mustache division

Road Dogg Rao: does he have a long black beard and a horsedrawn carriage?
sun x shine 724: yeah
sun x shine 724: it's freaking sexy
sun x shine 724: he trots up to my house
sun x shine 724: it's all clip-clop clip-clop
Road Dogg Rao: yeah the bonnets and frocks on those women really get me goin

Road Dogg Rao: btw f*ck stanfurd
sun x shine 724: haha f*ck my sister
sun x shine 724: no wait don't
Road Dogg Rao: what?
sun x shine 724: never mind
Road Dogg Rao: but you just said
sun x shine 724: don't worry bout it
sun x shine 724: it's a joke
sun x shine 724: cuz we fight
sun x shine 724: so f*ck stanford
Road Dogg Rao: and then i f*ck your sister?
sun x shine 724: wow you are dumber than me
sun x shine 724: haha you can f*ck my sister
sun x shine 724: she might beat you up
Road Dogg Rao: ...
Road Dogg Rao: before or after?
sun x shine 724: ...
sun x shine 724: maybe even during...

sun x shine 724: i used to be able to say balls in korean
sun x shine 724: now i can say i love you
Road Dogg Rao: can you combine the two to form "i love your balls?"
sun x shine 724: i'll find out
Road Dogg Rao: sweet

Road Dogg Rao: now THAT needs to be posted
R viper G: for your gratification mahesh
R viper G: no
Road Dogg Rao: damnit

Road Dogg Rao: i didn't think anyone could be more retarded than me on AIM

Da Scruffy One: i'm not a girl
Da Scruffy One: . . .anymore
R viper G: hahahaha
R viper G: congratulations!

Da Scruffy One: u have to go
Da Scruffy One: fine ass ladies
Da Scruffy One: c'mon
R viper G: there are no fine ass ladies
R viper G: we are at BERKELEY
Da Scruffy One: i know, but i'm in denial and u can't stop me from denying!!!
Da Scruffy One: SO STOP IT!
R viper G: NEVER!

Da Scruffy One: u are a gentleman and a scholar. i, myself, do not know what this means becasue i am neither. i also enjoy using words and phrases that i do not understand. I am mike tyson.

Da Scruffy One: i love talking sh*t about stuff i got no idea about
Da Scruffy One: is that even a sentence???
Da Scruffy One: F*CK I'M INCOHERENT
Da Scruffy One: i don't even make sense anymore
Da Scruffy One: . . .BUT I LIKE IT! :-D

Da Scruffy One: mahesh, my friend, . . . .I am that perv

Road Dogg Rao: who is this sun x shine beyotch
Road Dogg Rao: she was probably on her period, i understand

sun x shine 724: i'm not the most retarded person you know
R viper G: hmm
R viper G: nah, too easy
sun x shine 724: no for reals though
sun x shine 724: i was reading your quotes thingy
sun x shine 724: and that one dude
sun x shine 724: or dudette
sun x shine 724: sometehing something rao
sun x shine 724: is like
sun x shine 724: way dumber than me
R viper G: ahahahahaha
R viper G: imma tell him you said that
sun x shine 724: oh it is a him???
sun x shine 724: k i wasn't sure
sun x shine 724: cuz it seemed like it
sun x shine 724: but then it didn't
R viper G: so now you're calling him dumb AND girly?
sun x shine 724: don't tell him that
sun x shine 724: but YEAH
sun x shine 724: he's definitely dumber and girlier than me
sun x shine 724: i'm not gonna get like hate im's am i??
R viper G: ooh yes you are
sun x shine 724: it's ok
sun x shine 724: i could take him
sun x shine 724: i'm ballsier
R viper G: sadly
R viper G: that may be true

sun x shine 724: so at least there is ONE person i am definitely cooler than
R viper G: ouch
R viper G: low blow
sun x shine 724: life's tough get a helmet
R viper G: you hit below the belt
R viper G: a helmet wouldn't really help
sun x shine 724: fine
sun x shine 724: life's tough wear a cup
R viper G: better
sun x shine 724: it kinda rhymes too
R viper G: yea kind of like beejoli is f*cking retarded
R viper G: which means it doesn't
sun x shine 724: i got that
sun x shine 724: jackass

R viper G: hous bin pharteen
R viper G: mustaf herod apyur poupr
Road Dogg Rao: grabbir boubi
Road Dogg Rao: uwana m'diq
R viper G: usuqa m'diq

Da Scruffy One: I AM THE MAN
Da Scruffy One: bow down, biznatches, for the king has appeared to reclaim the throne
Road Dogg Rao: *backs away slowly*

Da Scruffy One: I GOT U MUTHAF*CKAS HOOKED ON MY RIB'S LIKE FOOLS ON CRACK!!!
Da Scruffy One: OH BOY!!!!

y No Toast: tit
y No Toast: i mean tite
y No Toast: but tits are tite too
y No Toast: TITS ARE TITE

Road Dogg Rao: aamer will make a good old man
Road Dogg Rao: he has the kindly old man look
Road Dogg Rao: can't you see him walking around in like... a dhoti or something
Road Dogg Rao: spewing wisdom
Road Dogg Rao: or babbling incoherently
R viper G: and like little kids coming up and bowing to his feet
R viper G: and he'll like catch them on the way down
R viper G: like in the movies
Road Dogg Rao: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Road Dogg Rao: no no no beta

sun x shine 724: i should be hung from my balls
sun x shine 724: how pathetic is that

praj2003: he's mad cuz i said his mom had sex with a dog, and it made a lot of sense

Da Scruffy One: What up blood? what up cuz? what up blood? what up GANGSTAAAAAAAA???

sun x shine 724: you go in the ball-less mutt category
sun x shine 724: w/ vishal
R viper G: f*ck you beejoli
sun x shine 724: i love you too raman

sun x shine 724: but i was once liquored up
sun x shine 724: i don't remember ANY of this
sun x shine 724: ther's video of me drunk
sun x shine 724: it's horrible
sun x shine 724: i'm not supposed to be bad like that
sun x shine 724: my sister would kill me
sun x shine 724: my parents would kill me
sun x shine 724: this drunk thing better not end up on your random aim quotes
R viper G: haha now that you mention it
R viper G: *click* *save*
sun x shine 724: HAHAHA HORRRIBLE
sun x shine 724: NOOOO
sun x shine 724: my sister's a loser she reads that stuff
sun x shine 724: she'll be like WHAT THE
R viper G: SWEET
sun x shine 724: NO WAY
sun x shine 724: TAKE IT OFF
R viper G: it's not on
sun x shine 724: oh good
R viper G: ... yet
sun x shine 724: HEY

sun x shine 724: but i don't do the whole singing like marilyn monroe thing
sun x shine 724: vishal can do that for you
sun x shine 724: he's sexy

sun x shine 724: but i can still say sh*t in german!
sun x shine 724: and b*tch in russian!
R viper G: wow
R viper G: great life skills there
sun x shine 724: it's a gift

R viper G: did you break it
bmasc123: f*ck yeah
bmasc123: you know how i do it

R viper G: hahaha
bmasc123: what are you laughing at?
R viper G: you
bmasc123: that's what i though ... just checking

Da SCRUFFY One: Jay and Raman have capured the elusive and rare . . . . .FOOOOIIIINE ASS BIZNATCH
R viper G: dude what a specimen!

Da SCRUFFY One: i'm l ike "take a hint b*tch!"
Da SCRUFFY One: I don't want UR SKANK ASS

R viper G: so you can still be a hairy mofo
Da SCRUFFY One: hahaha
Da SCRUFFY One: thats why i'm . . .
Da SCRUFFY One: DA SCRUFFY ONE!
Da SCRUFFY One: i'm like the chosen one . . . except, i'm more scruffy than chosen . .

Road Dogg Rao: i kaam fraam indya only too veeks ago
R viper G: vow you speek wery good english yaar
Road Dogg Rao: yaa i am practising only thhree hours daily
Road Dogg Rao: i am having amrikan accent now
Road Dogg Rao: vhat a vonderful thhing

Road Dogg Rao: i look funny

SMITA2: you know you love monika madness
SMITA2: where would you be without it?

SMITA2: and i've been singing it all day
SMITA2: off key of course
SMITA2: at the top of my lungs
R viper G: that's beautiful

SMITA2: its been DAMN long since I ended up on the random quotes page
SMITA2: i feel like i'm losing my game
R viper G: seriously
R viper G: you've lost your touch
SMITA2: your mom's lost her touch
R viper G: oh god
SMITA2: hahaha
R viper G: ok this conversation is over

SMITA2: i'm due for some raman
SMITA2: ooh, and g love and special sauce

Road Dogg Rao: LETS GO BREAK SOMETHING

mrbanjok: they rock like they f*ck
mrbanjok: i mean they f*ckin rock

SwingD8ddy: the kings
SwingD8ddy: theyve gottabe the greatest
SwingD8ddy: most efficent
SwingD8ddy: best team ever to be on the nba
SwingD8ddy: ...
SwingD8ddy: FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!

Road Dogg Rao: and there's absolutely nothing wrong with messing around with her until you can finally tell her that you don't want a relationship
R viper G: ahahaha
Road Dogg Rao: well maybe it is wrong

bmasc123: i must say the lakers has to be one of the prettiest teams in the nba
bmasc123: we got good looking players
bmasc123: the kings ... they all ugly
bmasc123: U
bmasc123: G
bmasc123: L
bmasc123: Y
R viper G: ahahahahahaha
bmasc123: nash ... nowitikhoweveryouspellit ... both of em are ugly too

LiquydStyle: now I compete with Mr Gulati
LiquydStyle: BRING IT I SAY
LiquydStyle: BRING ITTTT
R viper G: IT WILL BE BROUGHT
LiquydStyle: EXCELLENT>

LiquydStyle: f*ckin sh*t ass aklghaklgh
LiquydStyle: ok I'm ok now

Road Dogg Rao: TSAO
Road Dogg Rao: it's the ME battle cry
Road Dogg Rao: and all-purpose greeting

Road Dogg Rao: boob
R viper G: indeed

Road Dogg Rao: piece of sh*t
Road Dogg Rao: god f*ck ass
Road Dogg Rao: sh*t c*nt stupid sonofamotherf*cking goddamn hour loss
Road Dogg Rao: GAY SH*T!

y No Toast: the hot indian guy
y No Toast: raman gulati
y No Toast: limit 1
y No Toast: waitlist 1200

Da SCRUFFY One: uh oh
Da SCRUFFY One: raman prolly hooked up and he has no idea
Da SCRUFFY One: then u walk on campus and the girl's all "raman! u never called"
Da SCRUFFY One: and ur all "b*tch! who iz u??? what the problem iz???"

tHaiChiNk7: HeY!
tHaiChiNk7: i got in my first accident todae!!
R viper G: you seem a bit too happy to have just crashed your car

tHaiChiNk7: i didnt crash it
tHaiChiNk7: she backed out into me!
R viper G: was she hot
tHaiChiNk7: no..
R viper G: ok imma kick her ass then
R viper G: save her contact info
tHaiChiNk7: LoL

R viper G: man girls suck at driving
tHaiChiNk7: uH.. NO
R viper G: um
R viper G: girls that aren't named jesseca lerd
tHaiChiNk7: thats ryte!
R viper G: phew
R viper G: that was a close one
tHaiChiNk7: yea..totally
tHaiChiNk7: i was about to fly down to uCb to kik yer butt!

sun x shine 724: don't die
R viper G: ok i'll try not to
sun x shine 724: good stuff

sun x shine 724: ohh
sun x shine 724: you're tall
sun x shine 724: she's ugly
sun x shine 724: i get it
R viper G: ahahaha
sun x shine 724: sorry
sun x shine 724: i meant you're tall she's short
R viper G: of course you did
sun x shine 724: haha no i dind't
sun x shine 724: who am i kidding

R viper G: i'll make cara do it
Road Dogg Rao: she'll get bodyslammed
Road Dogg Rao: nothing like throwing your 110 lb girlfriend across the room onto the couch

Road Dogg Rao: dude!
Road Dogg Rao: there's a boob class
Road Dogg Rao: and i is down with breasts
Road Dogg Rao: like whaaaaaat

liIking29: yea we were in SF actually
liIking29: too scared to goto berkeley
liIking29: all them bums
liIking29: and hippies ;p

piRHOmuon: where are those equations in 105 text???
Road Dogg Rao: they are on your sthreeth

R viper G: i know a guy who's after her tho haha
sun x shine 724: is he blind?
sun x shine 724: or just dumb?
sun x shine 724: does he know she's a psychotic freak?
R viper G: hahahaha

sun x shine 724: no one wants to be liked by her
sun x shine 724: she's like someone
sun x shine 724: who can hide her balls very well

sun x shine 724: haha omg you just scored a 3000 on the coolometer
sun x shine 724: it's outta ten

bckstrtgrl: just comeo ver, get some, then leave
bckstrtgrl: no girlfriend drama
bckstrtgrl: no fights and arguments
bckstrtgrl: now how come girls havent caught onto this

bckstrtgrl: ooooh!!!
bckstrtgrl: can i write you a check?
bckstrtgrl: to "ribbie"
bckstrtgrl: "for sexual services"
bckstrtgrl: hehehe
bckstrtgrl: r gigolo g!!

Road Dogg Rao: dude i have epilepsy
R viper G: really?
R viper G: i don't believe you
Road Dogg Rao: yeah when i was little
Road Dogg Rao: haven't had a seizure for about 9 years
R viper G: yea epilepsy usually goes with age
Road Dogg Rao: i'm gladddd dhahhatyeyhhahhhehehahrhr OH SH*T ahhRHErhyeyrhq3i7rhwo8rtha24w3t

RudeAzn: i can just imagine wes screaming like a girl

Knight Luder 95: beacg
R viper G: yes, beacg

R viper G:
Nanu024:
R viper G:
Nanu024:
Nanu024:
Nanu024:
Nanu024: =)

haohaowan2: i was kind of apprehensive
haohaowan2: i was like
haohaowan2: f*ck mahesh is sending pictures of him and his dog again

Da SCRUFFY One: just finished and turned in my essay for ethnic studies
Da SCRUFFY One: due at 4pm . . .i turned it in at 3:58pm . . ..
Da SCRUFFY One: BALLER

BaLiZtiK N s G: i love uterns
BaLiZtiK N s G: uturns*
BaLiZtiK N s G: man i cant spell
BaLiZtiK N s G: u is so far away from e

sun x shine 724: i need a sexy car
sun x shine 724: to match the sex appeal oozing outta my pores
R viper G: if you wanted a car that matched your sex appeal
R viper G: i could suggest some fine minivans
sun x shine 724: thanks

Da SCRUFFY One: gravy and alize . .. OH BOY! u got urself a dinner!!!

Da SCRUFFY One: WHAT THE PROBLEM IZ?!?!?

sun x shine 724: you know what i decided
sun x shine 724: finals need to disappear
sun x shine 724: just like ugly people
R viper G: not necessarily in that order

DMRmethod57: buaaaaaF*CKINGAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! !!

Road Dog Grao: GL
R viper G: TY
Road Dog Grao: YAW
R viper G: yaw?
R viper G: just say YW
R viper G: no one says "are" anymore
Road Dog Grao: STFU
R viper G: BM
Road Dog Grao: huh
R viper G: blow me
Road Dog Grao: IKY
R viper G: YM

bmasc123: aww sh*t
bmasc123: i'm an idiot
bmasc123: i hate when i do stupid sh*t
R viper G: me too

R viper G: i'll look at it one day
Road Dog Grao: = never
R viper G: ahahaha
Road Dog Grao: i keel you

R viper G: ahahahaha
R viper G: sucky
i l3 e P R i: mas gay
i l3 e P R i: ahah its not that funny farterr
R viper G: farter?!
R viper G: what are you in 6th grade?
i l3 e P R i: ahahaha
i l3 e P R i: i am

Road Dog Grao: ahahaatrghrg

Road Dog Grao: meow

CookiMnst7: sure whatever works
CookiMnst7: for me
R viper G: for you?
CookiMnst7: no i meanth whatever works for you works for me
CookiMnst7: i just didnt pu the for you
CookiMnst7: it was slang
CookiMnst7: whatever pause works for me
CookiMnst7: =) get it?
CookiMnst7: ok nm
CookiMnst7: too complicated
R viper G: weirdo

haohaowan2: ill come out tonya harding style
haohaowan2: on parker
haohaowan2: adn then denis will like scream like a woman

sun x shine 724: hold on i x-ed you a while ago
sun x shine 724: what'd i say
R viper G: something dumb
R viper G: you didn't miss much
sun x shine 724: you know
sun x shine 724: i used to enjoy talking to you
R viper G: i wish i could say the same

Jon Lea 1 2 3: i gotta go have sex with my dogs soon
Jon Lea 1 2 3: bye

pearl type sh 98: you tilted slut

R viper G: what would happen if the lakers didn't win>?
mrbanjok: hell would freeze over
mrbanjok: devil gives free sleigh rides
mrbanjok: and his minions make snow cones
R viper G: which might be good news for some people
mrbanjok: but i don't like snow cones
R viper G: well i guess you're screwed then
mrbanjok: lol
R viper G: at least you can take the sleigh rides

BaLiZtiK N s G: ohhhhhhhhhhhh
BaLiZtiK N s G: i get it
BaLiZtiK N s G: man im slow

r A j 2 I 2: sick sick sick sick SICK

Road Dogg Rao: what?
R viper G: who?
Road Dogg Rao: the where
R viper G: the why
Road Dogg Rao: i don't know is on 3rd
R viper G: but who's on 2nd?
Road Dogg Rao: no no, who's on first!
R viper G: and what's the name of the guy on first
R viper G: oh it's who?
Road Dogg Rao: who!
R viper G: yes who?
Road Dogg Rao: yes, i'm telling you
Road Dogg Rao: who's on first!
R viper G: what's the name of the guy on 3rd?
Road Dogg Rao: i don't know!
R viper G: yes you do
R viper G: you bloody liar
Road Dogg Rao: no, i'm telling you, i don't know
Road Dogg Rao: and what's on 2nd base
R viper G: but i don't know who's on second
Road Dogg Rao: *jumps off evans*

Road Dogg Rao: god i hate my sister's car
Road Dogg Rao: she has a corsica
R viper G: wtf
R viper G: is a corsica
Road Dogg Rao: it's gay

sun x shine 724: i wanted to like make love to horry right there
R viper G: weirdo
sun x shine 724: thanks

SMITA2: yea SODA!! the only place to party on a thursday night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bmasc123: why do i suck?
R viper G: do you really want me to answer that?
R viper G: cause i have to be somewhere in a few hours
bmasc123: aight ... i'll spare you this tiem
R viper G: haha thanks
bmasc123: no problem

R viper G: you're gay
sun x shine 724: well that just put a damper on the mood
sun x shine 724: i'm gonna send you my therapy bill
R viper G: hey i'm a poor college student
R viper G: not bill gates
sun x shine 724: well you shoulda thought of that before you started with the EMOTIONAL ABUSE
R viper G: i'm sorry
R viper G: here i'll find you a good mental institution
sun x shine 724: thanks
sun x shine 724: you know we used to have semi-intelligent conversations
R viper G: with you involved, i really doubt that

R viper G: the world would be better if good looking girls existed at my college
sun x shine 724: yeah all you have are hairy beasts
sun x shine 724: and then you'd think stanford would offer you some better choices
sun x shine 724: but you just get hairy beasts like my sister

bckstrtgrl: you have the funniest quotes EVER!
bckstrtgrl: i think you should quote me more
bckstrtgrl: how do i get you to quote me more?
R viper G: you just have to be cool like that
bckstrtgrl: spish
bckstrtgrl: i AM cool like that
R viper G: spish yourself
R viper G: weirdo
bckstrtgrl: freakazoid
R viper G: loser
bckstrtgrl: grrrr
bckstrtgrl: u took my comeback
bckstrtgrl: i got NOTHING now
R viper G: was that the best you could do
R viper G: you're losing your touch em
bckstrtgrl: please excuse that
bckstrtgrl: i hope i didnt drop on ur cool-o-meter

soniclude: an angel is a beautiful girl that loves the lakers
bckstrtgrl: hahaha
bckstrtgrl: that' not an angel
bckstrtgrl: that's an idiot
soniclude: a beautiful girl that loves the lakers and makes me dinner
soniclude: and sings
soniclude: that's an angel
bckstrtgrl: hey
bckstrtgrl: i made you dinner
soniclude: ok 1 out of 4 doesn't cut it

bckstrtgrl: ur such a good student
soniclude: wow thanks
soniclude: i haven't heard that one before
bckstrtgrl: but ur so diligent
soniclude: if i was a good student i'd already know it and wouldn't need the review
bckstrtgrl: and so hardworking
soniclude: i also didn't buy the books
bckstrtgrl: i saw you doing a daily cal crossword in class!!
bckstrtgrl: is that not a perfect student or what
bckstrtgrl: everyone else is falling asleep
bckstrtgrl: and you're concentrating hard on those crosswords:-P
soniclude: those keep me awake em

R viper G: eww that seahorse is in your dance
Road Dogg Rao: seadonkey, my good raman
Road Dogg Rao: lol

R viper G: drive ok?
bmasc123: yeah
bmasc123: only hit one pedestrian
bmasc123: but she was ugly so it's okay
R viper G: that's what i like to hear

Knight Luder 95: cheeeeeeeeeeesssssssseeeeeeeee stuff
Knight Luder 95: stinkie toe

BaLiZtiK N s G: god i need to stop being so dumb
BaLiZtiK N s G: *hits himself with a book*
BaLiZtiK N s G: OK that was freakin gay
BaLiZtiK N s G: im not funny and will never be
BaLiZtiK N s G: god

sun x shine 724: i haven't talked to you in a very long while
R viper G: what bliss that was
sun x shine 724: haha you b*tch
sun x shine 724: you know you missed me
R viper G: yea like i miss a chronic cough
R viper G: or 3 finals in one day
R viper G: boy i'm glad you're back
sun x shine 724: i know you sat there nights
sun x shine 724: thinking "gosh i miss beejoli..and her witty banter"
sun x shine 724: "she was the light of my life"
R viper G: more like "the laser pointer aimed at my eye of my life"

BaLiZtiK N s G: if u have any idea what i am talking bout
BaLiZtiK N s G: say ok
BaLiZtiK N s G: if nto
BaLiZtiK N s G: say ur gay
BaLiZtiK N s G: and go away

Road Dog Grao: aaah my neighborhood is being infiltrated by the whistletippers
R viper G: i never heard one in real life
Road Dog Grao: it's really gay
Road Dog Grao: it just goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, etc etc
R viper G: hahaha
R viper G: i get the picture
Road Dog Grao: are you sure
Road Dog Grao: eeee
Road Dog Grao: like that
R viper G: just like that?
Road Dog Grao: more like eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
R viper G: ah ok
Road Dog Grao: get the picture
R viper G: it's all so clear now
Road Dog Grao: glad i could help

Road Dog Grao: yeah well, it's somewhat funny
R viper G: somewhat my ass
Road Dog Grao: no one cares about your ass
R viper G: i disagree
Road Dog Grao: how the hell can you disagree
R viper G: R viper G: i disagree
R viper G: like that
Road Dog Grao: who cares about your ass
R viper G: just cause YOU don't doesn't mean other people don't
Road Dog Grao: i'm sorry i must have missed the legions of raman ass-care-abouters
R viper G: obviously

DoctorBhalla: instead, he made a living selling graph paper door to door
DoctorBhalla: it was a big thing in India...it was an alternative to weed
DoctorBhalla: "there's something in the ink"
R viper G: haha
R viper G: people don't smoke graph paper
DoctorBhalla: not anymore

DoctorBhalla: my dad was doing graph
DoctorBhalla: he smoked 2 pads a day
DoctorBhalla: he said the smoking let him visualize the geometry
DoctorBhalla: he said he started seeing in n dimensions man
DoctorBhalla: defying laws of thought
DoctorBhalla: he also saw pretty colors

DoctorBhalla: i've never done anything like this before
DoctorBhalla: i'm all practicing the moves in my spare time
DoctorBhalla: people look at me like, what the fuck are you doing?
DoctorBhalla: they're like, "that big brown muthaf*cka is having a seizure!!"
R viper G: ahahahahaha
R viper G: if you stop foaming at the mouth they might realize you're dancing
R viper G: or attempting to, at least
DoctorBhalla: i'll never stop man
DoctorBhalla: foaming is part of my heritage

Dholi JB: what is it for?
Dholi JB: oh the culture show
Dholi JB: i'm hella dumb
Dholi JB: ask the question
Dholi JB: and answer it myself

LiquydStyle: I own
LiquydStyle: I own
LiquydStyle: I made the list twice
LiquydStyle: with different names
LiquydStyle: I OWN

R viper G: so you coming to watch the lakers do some more dominating? =P
bckstrtgrl: maybe i'll stop by when the lakers are losing horribly
R viper G: ahahaha
R viper G: love that positive attitude emily
bckstrtgrl: :D
bckstrtgrl: i'm just ur little ray of sunshine aren't i?
R viper G: ah yes
R viper G: what would i do without you

R viper G: there's so many reasons why our car is cooler
LiquydStyle: cuz I can get head while driving?
R viper G: add to that "eat an in n out burger" "talk on the phone"
LiquydStyle: rofl
R viper G: and "mess with the chick in the passenger seat"
LiquydStyle: dude
LiquydStyle: messing with chicks
LiquydStyle: very important.

LiquydStyle: i can stick my left foot out the window
R viper G: ahahahahahahahac
R viper G: awesome
LiquydStyle: rofl
LiquydStyle: shit is 10 times as funny at 3 in the morning

tHaiChiNk7: i should hire sumone to stalk u
R viper G: why when you would do it for free?
tHaiChiNk7: i dun stock u!
R viper G: and how do i know that?
R viper G: you might just be a really good stalker
tHaiChiNk7: whatever!
R viper G: come on jess if you're gonna stalk me you don't gotta be secret about it
tHaiChiNk7: but the idea of stalking sumone is so that they DUN kno
R viper G: so you admit it!
R viper G: you dirty stalker
tHaiChiNk7: hahhaha
tHaiChiNk7: NO i didnt
R viper G: ahahah i caught you
tHaiChiNk7: hahhaha
tHaiChiNk7: fine fine...
tHaiChiNk7: i drive up to uCb every day..
tHaiChiNk7: to stalk u as u walk to class
R viper G: see doesn't it feel better to get that off your chest

R viper G: you've come a long way
tHaiChiNk7: its the bras..
tHaiChiNk7: they make you grow
tHaiChiNk7: lol

PUNsteR05: but the asn girl i was w/ was pretty ok too
PUNsteR05: if i could only remember her name
PUNsteR05: she kept on asking em throughout the night too 'what's my name?'
R viper G: failed the test i presume
PUNsteR05: 20 times man
R viper G: ahahahah

haohaowan2: you are a f*ckin sexy b*tch
haohaowan2: i'd have your kids any day
haohaowan2: i'm sure they'd look vvery very handsome
haohaowan2: i love you man
haohaowan2: and i'm not even drunk

y No toAst: the wang is dammned by tony

y No toAst: ....
y No toAst: ....
y No toAst: G!
R viper G: ahahaha
y No toAst: had to get that out of my system
R viper G: haha i feel ya man

Knight Luder 95: jager
Knight Luder 95: jager
Knight Luder 95: jager
R viper G: hmm i wonder what's on your mind
Knight Luder 95: boobie
Knight Luder 95: boobie
Knight Luder 95: boobie
R viper G: hahahaha
R viper G: better
Knight Luder 95: :-D

Turbolence44: WHY
Turbolence44: WHY DID I HAVE TO GET INTERESTED IN CARS
Turbolence44: it's so expensive
R viper G: beats being interested in like stamps or something
Turbolence44: that's true
R viper G: what a boring life that must be
Turbolence44: it's just not
Turbolence44: pimp
Turbolence44: hey baby
Turbolence44: I got me a
Turbolence44: 1927 stamp
R viper G: "oh vlad, take me now"
R viper G: "your stamps are so... sexy"
Turbolence44: ahahahahahah
Turbolence44: oh yah

praj2003: all im saying...they better not be uptight
R viper G: oh hell naw
praj2003: thats what im saying
praj2003: but like....lot of the girls here are
praj2003: bunch of attitude
praj2003: the prajmobile don't like that
R viper G: hahahaha
R viper G: the prajmobile has good taste

bmasc123: do i look like an alcoholic to you?
bmasc123: wait ... don't answer that

R viper G: did you get a car yet?
SwEEtmELmEL72: yeah
SwEEtmELmEL72: NEON BABY
R viper G: ahahahahaha
R viper G: speed racer!
SwEEtmELmEL72: yeup
SwEEtmELmEL72: hahaah
SwEEtmELmEL72: i'll get all hte guys now

pearltypesh98: ooM PA lumpa

Road Dogg Rao: less gay, more drunk
R viper G: i never thought i'd hear that line

Road Dogg Rao: at least i didn't crash and die and go to jail dead
R viper G: yea that would suck

Foood FRiEND: and my ex is such a dirty lookin girl too
R viper G: ahahahahaha
Foood FRiEND: she got worse.
Foood FRiEND: when i went out with her. she was ok looking.
Foood FRiEND: now she's just dirty looking

R viper G: i think you look dumb all the time
sun x shine 724: i think you look ugly all the time
R viper G: wow that was a grade F comeback
R viper G: i think we'll take a short break now
sun x shine 724: haha you feel good about yourself right now huh
sun x shine 724: you had a semi decent comeback there
sun x shine 724: maybe like c+ worthy
sun x shine 724: it could use some work ramandeep
R viper G: you just took my comeback and attempted to re use it
R viper G: right after i used it
R viper G: that's pretty sad
sun x shine 724: hahah omg i did nto
sun x shine 724: omg i did
sun x shine 724: geez louise
sun x shine 724: it's dead
sun x shine 724: it's over
R viper G: yea thanks to you
R viper G: you cruel joke murderer
R viper G: you should be sent to jail

sun x shine 724: you should put this as a disclaimer for your random aim quotes
sun x shine 724: 11. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
R viper G: but i don't misquote
R viper G: i just shake free from the bounds of context
sun x shine 724: oh and that makes it ALL better
R viper G: it really does