RANDOM AIM QUOTES
archived from Fall 2002
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tHaiChiNk7: i feel so gay

DrBenSobel: Obviously, this is not getting you anywhere. Type, 'Home' to make clean start.
drbre719: home
DrBenSobel: Blue. You?
drbre719: home
DrBenSobel: This is usually a 12 step process, but with you, maybe a little more. Type 'Home' to get back on track.
drbre719: home
DrBenSobel: Blue. You?
drbre719: why dont you take me to the f*cking main menu when i type home like you say?
DrBenSobel: Nice, you expect me to weed through that and make some sense? Try to focus. Ask me some clear simple questions.
drbre719: why are you gay?
DrBenSobel: Whoa! slow down there cowboy. Talk to me like I'm just the average gumbah on the corner. Short sentences, small words.

BaLiZtiK N s G: im back, im back, im back...Ba LiZtiK!
BaLiZtiK N s G: that was gay
BaLiZtiK N s G: i kno
BaLiZtiK N s G: dont say it
R viper G: ok

BaLiZtiK N s G: shiznizil
BaLiZtiK N s G: ahh gay word
BaLiZtiK N s G: my bad bizil
BaLiZtiK N s G: AAAAAHhhhhhh
BaLiZtiK N s G: wtf
BaLiZtiK N s G: dam im a fagizil
BaLiZtiK N s G: okay i killed it
BaLiZtiK N s G: i burried it
R viper G: hahaha
R viper G: yea you did
BaLiZtiK N s G: 10 miles under the ground
BaLiZtiK N s G: all the way
R viper G: 20 i'd say
BaLiZtiK N s G: up in there...actually down in there
BaLiZtiK N s G: haha
R viper G: haha
R viper G: dork

R viper G: weirdo
R viper G: =)
SMITA2: freak
SMITA2: :o)
SMITA2: awwww
SMITA2: this is such a sweet conversation
SMITA2: i think i'm gonna cry

Road Dogg Rao: yeah don't post any of that
Road Dogg Rao: it's shameful
R viper G: hahaha
R viper G: i think i might have to
Road Dogg Rao: no
R viper G: i don't know how i could sleep at night if i didn't post your shameful battle with heath
R viper G: it would just be wrong
Road Dogg Rao: dude
Road Dogg Rao: it's the worst

Heath and Mahesh Attempt to Battle

R viper G: potato from idaho?
R viper G: holy f*ck that's gay
Road Dogg Rao: it was the best line in the whole stupid gay thing that he wasn't supposed to send you because it was so gay
Road Dogg Rao: eyes/potatoes
Road Dogg Rao: get it
R viper G: yes
R viper G: but
R viper G: goddamn dude
R viper G: i thought our weak attempts were gay
R viper G: you and heath topped the charts
Road Dogg Rao: i liked the potato line
Road Dogg Rao: potatoes have eyes
Road Dogg Rao: it rhymed with his last line and there was a simile
Road Dogg Rao: what more do you want you heartless bastard
R viper G: you're rapping about potatoes
R viper G: i rest my case
Road Dogg Rao: wtf
Road Dogg Rao: EYES
Road Dogg Rao: i was like, hmmm what has eyes
Road Dogg Rao: then i was like Potatoes
Road Dogg Rao: then buy da ho or wtf rhymed with idaho
R viper G: stop whining
Road Dogg Rao: IT WAS A GOOD LINE MOTHERB*TCH
R viper G: whatever you say idaho boy

SwingD8ddy: I KNOW
SwingD8ddy: IM and idiot
SwingD8ddy: there
R viper G: you are and idiot
R viper G: learn to spell

tHaiChiNk7: poop

Road Dogg Rao: WAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMBABABABABABABU MAUMUARMUARMUARMUMBUAMBUAMUMARUAMRUM AURMUAMRUAM

Road Dogg Rao: motion on the floor to recognize the establishment of "homework" as inherently homosexual
R viper G: motion passed
Road Dogg Rao: no, you have to second it dumb f*ck
R viper G: oh

R viper G: all in favor of kicking mahesh's ass
Road Dogg Rao: *crickets*
R viper G: *29,999 cal students raise hands*
Road Dogg Rao: ingorrecd
R viper G: yea that's what you said after we all beat the sh*t outta you

Road Dogg Rao: you should take my class
R viper G: what
R viper G: the rao class of bullsh*t
Road Dogg Rao: bullsh*t and pimping hoes 101
R viper G: niiiiiiiice

Road Dogg Rao: hlodon
R viper G: ok hloding

y No toAst: damn sh*t
y No toAst: knowing how popular we both are
y No toAst: we gonna be waiting on half the f*ckin school
R viper G: ahahhahahahahahah
R viper G: you crack me up tony
y No toAst: i'm serious
y No toAst: r viper pimp
y No toAst: and playa tony
y No toAst: you know how we do it
R viper G: haha damn straight
y No toAst: playa fo life

CalGal698: look i just dont' wanna be shot down the first time i'm doing something like this
CalGal698: atleast i'm being braver than most girls would be
CalGal698: so there
CalGal698: give me some credit
R viper G: arite, you got a little bit
CalGal698: yayy...
CalGal698: raman credit will last me through tomorrow

CalGal698: i'm the only neil stalker you know
R viper G: yea
R viper G: you dirty stalker
CalGal698: hey i'm not a stalker!
CalGal698: i just have friends in all his classes
R viper G: you're a stalker
CalGal698: shutup
R viper G: an obsessive stalker
CalGal698: no i'm not

SwingD8ddy: im a lawnmower
SwingD8ddy: and you're the f*cker who's gonna get hit with a lawn mower
R viper G: oh no
R viper G: god help me
R viper G: heath's a f*cking lawnmower
SwingD8ddy: hahahah
R viper G: help help i can't run fast enough
R viper G: to escape the wrath of the 2 horsepower lawnmower of death
R viper G: ahahaha
SwingD8ddy: hahaha
SwingD8ddy: sh*t foo
SwingD8ddy: i reved it up to 3 hp
SwingD8ddy: little nitro on that baby
SwingD8ddy: you watch out
R viper G: holy f*ckin sh*t
R viper G: i better get outta the way
R viper G: you might cut my grass or something
SwingD8ddy: MOVE B*TCH!
SwingD8ddy: GET OUT DA WAY

pReLuDegUrLy: do i even have an icon on this?
pReLuDegUrLy: is it a blinking bug?
soniclude: yea it's some dorky dog thing blinking
soniclude: reminds me of you
pReLuDegUrLy: shut up *kick*
pReLuDegUrLy: yer the blinking dog bug thing
soniclude: you're lucky i don't hit girls

pReLuDegUrLy: c'mon, lets fight, ill kick yer ass :-)
soniclude: oh no you didn't
pReLuDegUrLy: yes i did
pReLuDegUrLy: lets fight
pReLuDegUrLy: c'mon! :-)
soniclude: moral dilemma
soniclude: you suck erin
pReLuDegUrLy: ill work you!!
soniclude: i'll find a way to kick your ass without kicking you
pReLuDegUrLy: thats no fun
soniclude: well i wouldn't want you to be the first girl i beat up
soniclude: cause i don't do that
soniclude: it's uncivilized
soniclude: i could smack you with my car tho
pReLuDegUrLy: hows yer car gonna smack me?
soniclude: it has a mind of its own
soniclude: i'll be like "hey go sic erin"
soniclude: and it'll be like "ok"
soniclude: vroooooooom
pReLuDegUrLy: ha, it sok, ill just kick it :-)
pReLuDegUrLy: ill leave nice big scars (DENTS) :-)
soniclude: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
pReLuDegUrLy: and ill make sure and wear boots
soniclude: ok just bring food then
soniclude: i'll spare you
pReLuDegUrLy: ill bring pie so i can throw it in yer face
soniclude: mmmm pie

soniclude: why is there some fat guy on your icon now
pReLuDegUrLy: LMAO... cuz
pReLuDegUrLy: i thought it was you
pReLuDegUrLy: :-)
soniclude: ahahahaha
soniclude: your fat guy reminds me of you too awwwwwww
pReLuDegUrLy: awww how sweeet
pReLuDegUrLy: a$$ :-)
 

Road Dogg Rao: the driver rocks
R viper G: can you please reduce your font size

R viper G: man i hate it when stupid people suck me into their worlds when i sign on im
Road Dogg Rao: lmao
Road Dogg Rao: quote of the day

Road Dogg Rao: gagagag
Road Dogg Rao: i mean, hahahaha
R viper G: ahahah
R viper G: gaga yourself
Road Dogg Rao: gaga your mom b*tch

R viper G: you're goin downhill buddy
R viper G: like waaaaaaaaaaay downhill
Road Dogg Rao: lmao
Road Dogg Rao: shadup
Road Dogg Rao: she's not my gf!!!!!

R viper G wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\Desktop\mahesh's dumb gf.htm.
Road Dogg Rao received C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\Desktop\mahesh's dumb gf.htm.

Road Dogg Rao: she really is hella steps down from cara huh
Road Dogg Rao: lol
R viper G: she's MOUNTAINS down from cara
R viper G: you done fell so far you're in another time zone
R viper G: on mars
Road Dogg Rao: hahahah
Road Dogg Rao: i don't think i'll ever find anyone as cool as cara
R viper G: probably not

Road Dogg Rao: stupid girls
R viper G: stupid girls that are currently going out with you
Road Dogg Rao: you shatap

sun x shine 724: you are a friggin genius
sun x shine 724: you're a rock god
sun x shine 724: pinu can eat my glow in the dark soccer shorts
sun x shine 724: you're my favorite raman

bmasc123: need to get my laptop fixed so i can have porn on the go
R viper G: nice

Road Dogg Rao: you're going to hell
R viper G: i'll see you there
Road Dogg Rao: i got reservations
R viper G: nice

Knight Luder 95: sh*t sh*t and for shiizle

sun x shine 724: jeez i really need a life raman
R viper G: yea you do
sun x shine 724: hey but you should be glad your computer screen is being blessed by my im
R viper G: i can't boil my screen so i guess i'm stuck
sun x shine 724: you biatch!

sun x shine 724: DAMN TEMPER FRIGGIN TEMPER
sun x shine 724: I CAN E-YELL AT YOU TOO RAMANDEEP!
sun x shine 724: SKANK WHORE!
sun x shine 724: my that was fun wasn't it?
R viper G: not really

sun x shine 724: wow raman you're super duper ultra cool glow in the dark soccer shorts raman
R viper G: hey how did you know about those

R viper G: i remember you were telling me about that class
R viper G: is it interesting?
bmasc123: i haven't been to lecture or discussion since the september
R viper G: i guess it would be kind of pointless to ask you if you knew anyone else in that class
bmasc123: hahah
bmasc123: yeah

AndreD1981: Raman you are a F*CKIN riot

bckstrtgrl: ur concert with hoobawho!
bckstrtgrl: hoobahoo!
bckstrtgrl: hoobaboo!
bckstrtgrl: hoobagoo!
bckstrtgrl: :-P
bckstrtgrl: byebyebyebyebyeeeeeeEEEEEEEE!

bckstrtgrl: YOU'RE worthless
bckstrtgrl: :-D
R viper G: aw gee thanks em
R viper G: you're worthless too
bckstrtgrl: woohoo
bckstrtgrl: we're both good for nothing!@

bckstrtgrl: the kings SUCK!!!!!!>:o
bckstrtgrl: they're HORRIBLE!!
bckstrtgrl: in fact
bckstrtgrl: i HATE THEM!!!!!
bckstrtgrl: how INCAPABLE are they of playing basketball
bckstrtgrl: it's not that difficult
bckstrtgrl: you shoot the ball
bckstrtgrl: it goes in the net
bckstrtgrl: they SUCK
bckstrtgrl: i hate them!
bckstrtgrl: >:o
bckstrtgrl: useless
bckstrtgrl: stupid
bckstrtgrl: players
bckstrtgrl: they should have their hands cut off
bckstrtgrl: so they're not allowed to play bball

haohaowan2: alright im alomst done folding my underwear
R viper G: too much information jon
haohaowan2: oh sh*t i better wear one
R viper G: eww
R viper G: rank

Knight Luder 95: chip?
Knight Luder 95: chipper
Knight Luder 95: chippie
Knight Luder 95: chip
Knight Luder 95: chap
Knight Luder 95: 8-)
R viper G: uh
R viper G: haha
R viper G: you're weird dude
Knight Luder 95: i am not
Knight Luder 95: i am stupid
R viper G: yea you're that too

BaLiZtiK N s G: ...
BaLiZtiK N s G: aite then
BaLiZtiK N s G: how bout u dont answer me
BaLiZtiK N s G: thats right now what
BaLiZtiK N s G: haha

BaLiZtiK N s G: its so exilrating (whoah i used a big word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
soniclude: you spelled it wrong
BaLiZtiK N s G: i dont know how to spell
BaLiZtiK N s G: hahaha

sun x shine 724: just don't DIE!
sun x shine 724: i've taken a liking to you
R viper G: ahahaha
R viper G: gee thanks
R viper G: i'll keep that in mind
sun x shine 724: no problem

mrbanjok: rabbit b*tch, rabbit
mrbanjok: =)

SwingD8ddy: i gots me a costume
R viper G: nice
R viper G: what is it
SwingD8ddy: im a semicolon
SwingD8ddy: i figure , no one dreses up like punctuation
SwingD8ddy: so i picked the lonely semicolon
SwingD8ddy: at font 675

LiquydStyle: I'll make you a big sticker
LiquydStyle: in "hot pink passion"
soniclude: gee thanks
soniclude: i've always wanted hot pink passion on my car

LiquydStyle: I so need to get laid.
LiquydStyle: geez

sun x shine 724: maybe not i'm kind of out of it today
sun x shine 724: i fell outta the tree during lunch
R viper G: hahahaha
R viper G: you fell out of the tree
R viper G: that explains alot
sun x shine 724: it was way painful

R viper G: it's kinda hard to miss her
R viper G: she'll be the one that CAN'T F*CKING DANCE
Road Dogg Rao: lmao
Road Dogg Rao: tha'ts hilarious
R viper G: i really wouldn't mind an ugly girl so much if she could dance
R viper G: but noooooo
Road Dogg Rao: aHAAHhaaha
Road Dogg Rao: i'm dyin here
Road Dogg Rao: would you classify her as a "sea-donkey"
R viper G: if that means ugly ass fat b*tch who can't dance
R viper G: then yes
Road Dogg Rao: AGHHAHHAHAHAHHRHAWHAWHRA
Road Dogg Rao: awe46sae5y'
Road Dogg Rao: lol

R viper G: yo
Road Dogg Rao: yio[
R viper G: yio indeed
R viper G: how was rehersal?
Road Dogg Rao: [
Road Dogg Rao: where was yourass
Road Dogg Rao: batch hsoulda watche
Road Dogg Rao: r
R viper G: uh
R viper G: are you drunk
Road Dogg Rao: no no
Road Dogg Rao: i am lacking in motor skills at the moment

yankeeschick1227: hehehe
yankeeschick1227: hohoho
yankeeschick1227: huhuhu
yankeeschick1227: hshshs
yankeeschick1227: damnit that doesnt work

yankeeschick1227: no, i dont have nuts
yankeeschick1227: but if i did, they'd be big!

yankeeschick1227: and now here i am
yankeeschick1227: walloing in my own self pity
yankeeschick1227: and damnit how do you spell that
yankeeschick1227: wallowing?
yankeeschick1227: walloin?
yankeeschick1227: walloing?
R viper G: i think it's wallowing
yankeeschick1227: hehe thanks
R viper G: no prob

yankeeschick1227: i think theirs seriously something wrong with me

R viper G: you get to stop talking now
sun x shine 724: wow really? i really get to?
R viper G: yup, starting now
sun x shine 724: i feel sooooo special

pearl type sh 98: whats that meeting and indo party about?
pearl type sh 98: all indians?
pearl type sh 98: got some damn fine camel jocky gurls up in there foo.
pearl type sh 98: i would love to show them my bananna if i was single

BaLiZtiK N s G: if u want em holla back young'n
BaLiZtiK N s G: OMG THAT WAS GAY
BaLiZtiK N s G: sorry

Knight Luder 95: rite
Knight Luder 95: truth
soniclude: ahaha
soniclude: are you drunk
soniclude: it's like the afternoon
Knight Luder 95: yes i am
soniclude: damn
Knight Luder 95: wat?
soniclude: huh?
Knight Luder 95: STUPID DRUNK
soniclude: hahaha

LiquydStyle: but you will be hella big balling
LiquydStyle: so big that you will be dragging them on the ground.
LiquydStyle: and you can take a 90 degree turn at 120.
LiquydStyle: and maybe you might not die.
LiquydStyle: just throw your big balls one way and it will offset the weight of the car.
LiquydStyle: nevermind.
LiquydStyle: I'm delirious

pearl type sh 98: CRACK BABY
pearl type sh 98: bing ching wong luk chuck wing wang?
pearl type sh 98: hi

Road Dogg Rao: i woke up at 7
Road Dogg Rao: 7 ay fricken em
haohaowan2: yeah so did i
haohaowan2: i had to go to f*ckin
Road Dogg Rao: really?
haohaowan2: rehearsal at 8
Road Dogg Rao: if i had to go to f*ckin, i'd wake up at 7 also
haohaowan2: no you wouldnt
haohaowan2: what if it were an ugly b*tch
Road Dogg Rao: well it wouldn't be ok
haohaowan2: what if like she had a nice personality
haohaowan2: i mean
haohaowan2: girls with nice personalities are where its at
haohaowan2: i dont know about you, but im not shallow guy
Road Dogg Rao: if she was an ugly b*tch
haohaowan2: yeah id be like
haohaowan2: ugly b*tch
Road Dogg Rao: on the rizeal
Road Dogg Rao: i be all like yo your personality is bangin, peace
Road Dogg Rao: i dont' love them hos i'm out the do
Road Dogg Rao: and i'll be
Road Dogg Rao: rolling down the street in my tempo

Road Dogg Rao: i'm gonna take pictures of marutis
haohaowan2: marutis are tight
Road Dogg Rao: yeah except for they're worse than geos
haohaowan2: geos are tight
haohaowan2: its like 40 mpg
Road Dogg Rao: and 40 hp
haohaowan2: my lawnmower
haohaowan2: gets better mileage
Road Dogg Rao: my bike gets bnetter mileage
haohaowan2: you loser
haohaowan2: your tricycle
haohaowan2: f*ckin
haohaowan2: strawberry shortcake pink tricycle
haohaowan2: with that little basekt in the front
haohaowan2: and your gay ass ding ding on the handelbars
haohaowan2: ding ding here comes tough guy mahesh. oh get out of the way!
Road Dogg Rao: that's why you skip to school
Road Dogg Rao: in a dress
Road Dogg Rao: with a bag lunch with "jonie" on it
haohaowan2: thats JONNY

haohaowan2: you like want to like give me a ride
haohaowan2: on your tricycle
haohaowan2: you faggot
Road Dogg Rao: you bastard guy

Road Dogg Rao: my icon beats your icon
Road Dogg Rao: by 2.5 miles
haohaowan2: your icon sucks 2.5 miles worth of cack

yankeeschick1227: omg ur random IM quotes page is fricking hilarous
yankeeschick1227: u dont know me
yankeeschick1227: but i wanted to check out random AIM quotes so i checked out ur website and found ur hilarious quotes!
yankeeschick1227: do u think i could ever make it?
yankeeschick1227: maybe?!

R viper G: call me up
Road Dogg Rao: aight
Road Dogg Rao: actually you call me
Road Dogg Rao: i have cell phon
Road Dogg Rao: actually i'll call you
Road Dogg Rao: well just call me since you're the one planning
R viper G: ahaha make up your f*cking mind

Road Dogg Rao: CALL ME RAMAN
Road Dogg Rao: PLEASE CALL ME
Road Dogg Rao: great, that'll be posted huh
R viper G: yea most definitely
Road Dogg Rao: sh*ta

Road Dogg Rao: aaj ke ladke i tell you
Road Dogg Rao: kitne lallu vhat to do
Road Dogg Rao: 1 2 3 4 step right no f*ck sh*t 1 2 3 4

Road Dogg Rao: i'm going to kill raman
Road Dogg Rao: whoops wrong IM
R viper G: f*ckin mahesh is gay
R viper G: whoops right IM
Road Dogg Rao: that was really gay
Road Dogg Rao: dude, i didn't even see that coming
R viper G: i did
Road Dogg Rao: it was like whoa, what i least expected
R viper G: you suck at expecting

R viper G: you stink
Road Dogg Rao: f*ck you!
Road Dogg Rao: just because i am paki does not mean i stink
R viper G: ahhaha
Road Dogg Rao: you suck at laughing

Road Dogg Rao: you've never gotten a ticket huh
EC 2GZ: nope
Road Dogg Rao: must take a lot of willpower
Road Dogg Rao: or absolutely no testosterone
EC 2GZ: or a really crappy car
Road Dogg Rao: that too

R viper G: haha arite man chill
Jon Lea 1 2 3: NO
Jon Lea 1 2 3: I WILL NOT CHILL
Jon Lea 1 2 3: O_O
R viper G: hahahahah
Jon Lea 1 2 3: damn its kinda cold here
Jon Lea 1 2 3: *chillin*
Jon Lea 1 2 3: get it get it? lolz?
R viper G: you're one hyper mofo
Jon Lea 1 2 3: i know
Jon Lea 1 2 3: i'm horny too
R viper G: too much information man
Jon Lea 1 2 3: *has sex with soniclude*
R viper G: *b*tch slaps jon*

sun x shine 724: enlighten me o wise and all knowing guru ramandeep singh gulati
R viper G: you're a loser
R viper G: that's all the enlightenment you need

pearl type sh 98: F
pearl type sh 98: A
pearl type sh 98: G
R viper G: H
R viper G: O
R viper G: M
R viper G: O

PorShah951 wants to directly connect.
PorShah951 is now directly connected.
PorShah951: what do you want?
R viper G: what?
PorShah951: you connected me
R viper G: no, you connected me
PorShah951: oh sh*t
PorShah951: my bad
PorShah951: disconnect
PorShah951 direct connection is closed.

SwingD8ddy: SHAKE DAT ASS!
SwingD8ddy: UHHH HUH!
SwingD8ddy: SHOW EM WHATCHA GOT RAMAN!
SwingD8ddy: DANNNNGAA!
SwingD8ddy: I SAY DANANNNNNGA!

haohaowan2: i gotta wake up at 830 to watch penn state
haohaowan2: kind of spent
R viper G: you dumbass
R viper G: are you drunk
haohaowan2: no ill clal you guys
R viper G: you better not f*cking call at 830
haohaowan2: 900
R viper G: no
R viper G: no earlier than 10:00
R viper G: ever
R viper G: or we'll kill you

sun x shine 724: i'm so hpyer
sun x shine 724: *hpyer
sun x shine 724: GAH
sun x shine 724: *hepyer
sun x shine 724: *HYPER
sun x shine 724: GOD DAMN
sun x shine 724: i hate this keyboard

R viper G: stop being gay mahesh
Road Dogg Rao: aight
R viper G: thanks
Road Dogg Rao: that came out wrong
R viper G: ahahahah
Road Dogg Rao: god damnit

Road Dogg Rao: yeah i walked in and he was hella lookin like me and sh*t
Road Dogg Rao: same shirt
Road Dogg Rao: it was gay
Road Dogg Rao: then for some stupid reason we were walking around
Road Dogg Rao: looking gay
R viper G: ahahah
R viper G: yes you were

Knight Luder 95: d000 dooo d0000 dooo
Knight Luder 95: rollin in my pint
Knight Luder 95: with me boyzzz
Knight Luder 95: knowin u be bumpin to mi shiiiiiiizzzzzzzz
Knight Luder 95: wat that
Knight Luder 95: o-ggeeee
R viper G: hahahaha
R viper G: are you drunk?
Knight Luder 95: no fool
Knight Luder 95: i am thug
R viper G: ahahaha
R viper G: ok
Knight Luder 95: i luv u raman

sun x shine 724: i am desperately seeking a life
R viper G: help is out there
sun x shine 724: there should be a hotline
R viper G: 1-800-get-life
sun x shine 724: i wonder what you would get if you called it
R viper G: try it
R viper G: since you obviously have nothing better to do
sun x shine 724: 800s are free right?
R viper G: yea
sun x shine 724: btw the number just rings
R viper G: ahaha you actually did it
sun x shine 724: i actually tried it before you said try it
R viper G: ahahhahaha
R viper G: thus further proving your original statement
sun x shine 724: EXACTLY

R viper G: what year is your tacoma
KulSecHskY: 2002
KulSecHskY: with everything
R viper G: the tacoma has everything?
R viper G: that's so incredibly interesting
R viper G: do go on
KulSecHskY: no i mean i got everything u can get from the factory
KulSecHskY: like its top of the line
R viper G: wow fascinating
KulSecHskY: liek teh prelude type-sh
R viper G: really i didn't know that
KulSecHskY: stfu
R viper G: ahahaha

R viper G: hey what's with the cheap shot em
R viper G: i was upgrading you to hot girls status
bckstrtgrl: you werent sposed to read that
R viper G: i guess i'll be taking that back
bckstrtgrl: NOOOOOO
bckstrtgrl: i didnt mean it!
bckstrtgrl: bckstrtgrl: raman is the smartest coolest hippest hottest boy ever!
R viper G: nice try, but no cigar
R viper G: not-so-hot em

BaLiZtiK N s G: i seriusly have fag problems
BaLiZtiK N s G: i should get checked or something

SwingD8ddy: newsflash, this just in: jons roommates blow goats
SwingD8ddy: i mean they really do
R viper G: hahahaha
SwingD8ddy: they dont want to have a party because they dislike fun
R viper G: that's gay
SwingD8ddy: yes it is gay

SwingD8ddy: i thought the party was tonight
R viper G: it is
R viper G: has it occured to you that i might not be there
SwingD8ddy: wow
SwingD8ddy: no as a matter of fact that never did occur to me
SwingD8ddy: my eyes are opened!
SwingD8ddy: i see the light
SwingD8ddy: like a prophet unto the world of god
R viper G: right
SwingD8ddy: ok. well any words of wisdom or pseudowisdom you would have me impart onto vishal on your part?
R viper G: tell vishal happy birthday, wish i could be there, that kind of thing
SwingD8ddy: thats not very original, sir
R viper G: oh yea tell him heath's an asshole too
SwingD8ddy: hey thats original
R viper G: isn't it though?

MikeyBobak: btw, i'm gay
R viper G: ahhah
R viper G: yea you are

BaLiZtiK N s G: wtf im wack foo

sun x shine 724: you my friend are a f*cking genius
sun x shine 724: GOOD JOB RAMAN

haohaowan2: hey on fridays from now on
haohaowan2: set your alarm for 730
haohaowan2: and do your laundry or anything
haohaowan2: that prevents vishal from sleeping well
R viper G: ahahah
R viper G: why
haohaowan2: because
haohaowan2: because...
haohaowan2: your my friend.
haohaowan2: and its not fair that i have to attend school when he can
haohaowan2: just lie in bed
R viper G: ahahaha

haohaowan2: TIT
haohaowan2: E

BaLiZtiK N s G: RANDOM QUOTE!!
BaLiZtiK N s G: ahah
BaLiZtiK N s G: no
BaLiZtiK N s G: that was gay
R viper G: ahahah
R viper G: yes
R viper G: yes it was

y N o t o A s t: i like the way raman works it
y N o t o A s t: no diggity no doubt b*tch

BaLiZtiK N s G: that was gya
BaLiZtiK N s G: gya
BaLiZtiK N s G: gya
BaLiZtiK N s G: sorry
R viper G: ahahah
R viper G: can you even spell gay
BaLiZtiK N s G: yse
BaLiZtiK N s G: ok i killed it

Alwyzangel637: what were yout yping?
Alwyzangel637: it said r viper g is typing:-P
Alwyzangel637: but i received othing:-P
Alwyzangel637: hehehehhee
R viper G: this feature is really gay
Alwyzangel637: i like it!!:-P
Alwyzangel637: you know when someone wanted to say something
Alwyzangel637: and then changed their minds:-P
R viper G: ahahhaa
R viper G: i could totally annoy you by just starting to type something
R viper G: and never finishing it
Alwyzangel637: hahahhaha
Alwyzangel637: i know you could:-P
Alwyzangel637: don't do it:-P
Alwyzangel637: i'll be sooo mad:-P
Alwyzangel637: stop it!!!
Alwyzangel637: stop it!!!
Alwyzangel637: R VIPER G IS TYPING
Alwyzangel637: R VIPER G IS TYPING
Alwyzangel637: R VIPER G IS TYPING
Alwyzangel637: STOP IT!!!!>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o
R viper G: god this is hilarious
Alwyzangel637: >:o
Alwyzangel637: glad you get a kick out if it!!>:o

roadd OGG rao: what did the pirate have to say about the steering wheel in his pants?
roadd OGG rao: arrr, it drives me nuts!
R viper G: ahahahaahaha
R viper G: that's so retarded it's f*cking hilarious

sun x shine 724: i look like a dumbass
sun x shine 724: on your random quotes
R viper G: really
R viper G: i didn't notice

UCLAjasmyn: be like yo yo yo auntie yo
UCLAjasmyn: ok, not really
R viper G: ahahahaha
R viper G: yo yo sat to the sri to the akal
R viper G: namaste up in herrrre
UCLAjasmyn: aaaaahahhahha
UCLAjasmyn: aaaahahahhaha
UCLAjasmyn: dude, that is the funniest thing you have ever said in yoru life!!!

Dhara23: lol
Dhara23: ho
Dhara23: i mea
Dhara23: heallo
Dhara23: WHAT IS GOING ON
Dhara23: oops
Dhara23: dammit
Dhara23: i'm starting to come out of my stupor
Dhara23: but very slowly

Dhara23: and i feel stupid
R viper G: you're not as stupid as you feel
Dhara23: lol yeah
Dhara23: i am
R viper G: ok fine

UCLAjasmyn: uh huh
UCLAjasmyn: you found me out
UCLAjasmyn: i am gay
UCLAjasmyn: i like boys
UCLAjasmyn: oops
R viper G: ahaha
R viper G: you're a dork
UCLAjasmyn: i know
UCLAjasmyn: its all good tho
UCLAjasmyn: dont tell anyone
R viper G: your secret's safe with me

sun x shine 724: btw ~ i found my balls
R viper G: ahahahahahhaah
sun x shine 724: wait i didn't mean it like that

Road Dogg Rao: CELEBRATATTNEALTJALEITHAOU#${QI

BaLiZtiK N s G: peazze out my shizil kiliz nizil bizil

PikaDChu: so i bought some dinner fron naan n' curry today
PikaDChu: it was pretty good
PikaDChu: 'cept they took f*cking forever to make the stuff
PikaDChu: they should call the damn place Naan and GOD F*CKING DAMN MY ORDER TAKES OVER HALF AN HOUR Curry

Road Dogg Rao: i think i will be too competitive
Road Dogg Rao: and push little girls over
R viper G: ahahahahah
R viper G: finally you pick on someone you're own size
Road Dogg Rao: ohhhhh damn
R viper G: careful they might push back

Road Dogg Rao: kick of the ass

R viper G: you filthy stalker
bckstrtgrl: filthy?!!!
bckstrtgrl: i'll have you know that i am one squeaky clean stalker babe:-P

BaLiZtiK N s G: dood im so stupid
BaLiZtiK N s G: i swear

bckstrtgrl: is this gonna go up on ur random aim page?
bckstrtgrl: i better stop talking
bckstrtgrl: i already look like an idiot on that page

R viper G: we won 12-7
bckstrtgrl: what's the 12-7 mean?
R viper G: 12 points to 7 points
R viper G: 12 = twelve = one more than eleven
bckstrtgrl: oh shush
R viper G: 7 = the number of brain cells you have
bckstrtgrl: HEY
bckstrtgrl: i have at least 11
R viper G: fine

R viper G: arite
R viper G: you get to be on the booty call list
Alwyzangel637: wooo hoooo:-P
Alwyzangel637: hehehehe
Alwyzangel637: how lucky am i:-P