RANDOM AIM QUOTES
archived from Spring 2002
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superditzgirl 69: i'm boring
R viper G: i know

R viper G: you're freakin weird
superditzgirl 69: i know

sun X shine 724: can i warn you?
R viper G: ahahah
R viper G: hell no
sun X shine 724: pretty please? just once!
sun X shine 724: cmon, just one little warn?
R viper G: no

bckstrtgrl: this little 13-year-old b*tch
bckstrtgrl: could have been me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sun X shine 724: you can be honorary slut of our slut group
sun X shine 724: you can be the cal slut
R viper G: gee thanks

blastedspatula: vin diesel?
blastedspatula: the sexiest ugly man alive??
Road Dogg Rao: yes!!!
Road Dogg Rao: he is so hot

sun X shine 724: haha i'm such a lameass
R viper G: yea you are

sun X shine 724: btw you're still under the ugly list
R viper G: thanks
R viper G: likewise
sun X shine 724: dang you i have no witty comeback
sun X shine 724: go to hell

sun X shine 724: i just don't do guys
sun X shine 724: i mean
sun X shine 724: wait
R viper G: ahahahah
sun X shine 724: haha that's not waht i meant!!
R viper G: too late

tHaiChiNk7: laugh out loud...
tHaiChiNk7: hahaha
R viper G: you're a dork jess

sun x shine 724: raman is the coolest person i know

sun x shine 724: i have a severe problem
R viper G: yea you do

quarl 17: i want cop tits held against me

Road Dogg Rao: wow i'm out of it
Road Dogg Rao: don't expect any coherent conversation from me
R viper G: haha
R viper G: i never did
Road Dogg Rao: good man

maskofevetaslaov: if a guy sees tits
maskofevetaslaov: they will say tits
maskofevetaslaov: lol
R viper G: ahahahaha
R viper G: that's so profound

Y no Toast: well raman and tony go to cal
Y no Toast: is there any doubt we're number 1?
R viper G: hahahaha
R viper G: none whatsoever my friend

Nanu024: tyte shizitnikins

R viper G: DO YOU LIKE TYPING LIKE THIS
LolyYPoP: EXCUSE ME FOR TRYING TO ADD SOME SPICE INTO THE CONVERSATION
LolyYPoP: wHAT IF I TYPED LIKE THIS WOULD IT DRIVE U NUTS?
R viper G: hahahahaha
R viper G: i bet that was hard to do

bckstrtgrl: my feet smell =(
R viper G: ewwwwww
R viper G: too much information em

tHaiChiNk7: i wanna type this.. askjjfa;lskjf ;alksjdf 'asd

SwingD8ddy: vhere do you go? mah lafvley?
SwingD8ddy: i vant to know
SwingD8ddy: mah lafvley
R viper G: oh oh oh oh ohaaaaayo
SwingD8ddy: i vant to KNOWWWWWWWWWW

Zgozooming: as u can tell i am not in my right senses at the moment
Zgozooming: i jsut woke up and therefore pretty retarded

sun x shine 724: and btw, i AM the model original gangster
sun x shine 724: i'm tough
sun x shine 724: i'm intimidating
R viper G: your sn is sunshine
sun x shine 724: it's a FRONT yo

sun x shine 724: be oG
sun x shine 724: original GANGSTA
sun x shine 724: like me
R viper G: oh right
R viper G: cause you're just a model og
sun x shine 724: i AM

AiRzJoRdaN: im goingto sac to drop my class later
R viper G: hahahahahah
R viper G: don't you want to finish them
AiRzJoRdaN: naw

Nanu024: im freakin brave is wat i mean
Nanu024: i seriuosly dont know girls with balls as big as mine
R viper G: ahahahahahah

then em said: ooo
then em said: are some of my quotes
then em said: gonna go up
then em said: on ur page?
then em said: :-D
then em said: can i be made famous?
then em said: and be immortalized
then em said: on ur page?
then em said: :-D:-D
R viper G: hmm
R viper G: i'll consider it =P
then em said: wahoo

then em said: what's a hkn?
R viper G: hkn is a society i'm in at berkeley
then em said: what's it stand for?
then em said: hmmm
then em said: hot kinky nerds?;-)
R viper G: ahahahahahahah
R viper G: that's the best one i've heard yet

Road Dogg Rao: i got my money on adrienne
R viper G: she's a gangster man
Road Dogg Rao: she's scary
Road Dogg Rao: i seriously believe she could kick my ass
R viper G: i'll second that
Road Dogg Rao: f*ck you

R viper G: i think i deserve a cookie
SMITA2: hahaha
SMITA2: awww raman
SMITA2: you deserve TWO COOKIES

Road Dogg Rao: be a pimp
Road Dogg Rao: smooooooth
R viper G: ok
R viper G: no prob
R viper G: i'll get started right away

Road Dogg Rao: Gulati Inc., Purveyors of Fine Women and Liquor
R viper G: has a nice ring to it

DoctorBhalla: yeah
DoctorBhalla: yeah yeah
DoctorBhalla: r to the aman
DoctorBhalla: g to tha ulati

sun x shine 724: put me in your people thing!!!!!
sun x shine 724: as like "teh coolest person whose life is like a bad tv movie"

sun x shine 724: hey
sun x shine 724: i'm pathetic

sun x shine 724: stupid guys are like stupid
sun x shine 724: haha that was PROFOUND

Road Dogg Rao: calm down
DoctorBhalla: naw
DoctorBhalla: i'm buck wild
DoctorBhalla: ahhhh
DoctorBhalla: jfozsdfjasdopf2@@(#@#(_)+!!!!_)!)!!

haohaowan2: highly homosexual

mrbanjok: @#$%@#%@#$%

xmichaelboltonx: and may the white man be with you

haohaowan2: aamers drunk
R viper G: yea i know
R viper G: he takes it upon himself to tell me repeatedly
haohaowan2: i should go over and bhangra with him

berkeleyacorn: drunk
berkeleyacorn: sooooooooooo
berkeleyacorn: f*cking druijkn'
berkeleyacorn: god damnln1
berkeleyacorn: mother skilz
berkeleyacorn: done
berkeleyacorn: moter
berkeleyacorn: moter skills gone
berkeleyacorn: brain deead
berkeleyacorn: f*cked
berkeleyacorn: sooooooooo f*cked
berkeleyacorn: sooooooooooooooooooooooooo f*cekd

PorShah951: tootoO!
PorShah951: ok i must toot now

mrbanjok: they bloody made the pledge of allegiance unconstitutional?
mrbanjok: frigging dumbass
mrbanjok: what's next? Christmas?
R viper G: hahahaha the complaint was registered by an atheist whose daughter goes to school in SAC
mrbanjok: LOL
R viper G: see they really are good for nothing
R viper G: first they challenge a dynasty, now they challenge a diety
mrbanjok: LOL
mrbanjok: that, my friend, was brilliant
mrbanjok: my God, under God, that was a a brillian line
mrbanjok: put that in your AIMs quote page NOW
mrbanjok: it needs to be immortalized
mrbanjok: that deserves to be revered alongside 'i have a dream' etc

Jon928: the stupid ass civic i was racing
Jon928: f*cking idiot swerves in fron of me
R viper G: whoa
Jon928: moral of the story " dont race f*cking civics"
Jon928: LOL
R viper G: ahhahahahaha
R viper G: amen to that

Jon928 wants to send file dumbasscivic.wmv .
R viper G received c:\download\R Viper G\dumbasscivic.wmv .

Road Dogg Rao: fabolous
Road Dogg Rao: F A beezy
Road Dogg Rao: F fo sheezy
Road Dogg Rao: bustas hate me cuz i F they breezies
Road Dogg Rao: how can you not love that

blastedspatula: remember to eat basil
blastedspatula: and support andre the giant
R viper G: uhm
R viper G: sure

Road Dogg Rao: hope i don't go back to slangin llello
Road Dogg Rao: whooooa
Road Dogg Rao: get my mayyyyooo

Road Dogg Rao: 800813
R viper G: 717

R viper G: the run was mad fun
R viper G: i think we traumatized some campers
PorShah951: *sniff* makes me so proud

i B e P R i: i just drank water
i B e P R i: now i want more
i B e P R i: omgg i love dirnkin awter
i B e P R i: and i jsut can't get enough of it
i B e P R i: it makes me happy

r A j 2 I 2: gnarly
R viper G: shut up

bckstrtgrl: im not a dork!
bckstrtgrl: im a silly girl:-P
bckstrtgrl: there's a difference!

Dhara23: i'm not that retarded
R viper G: hmmmm
R viper G: nah, too easy

LiquydStyle: moron I am
R viper G: agreed

Road Dogg Rao: no way
Road Dogg Rao: wow
Road Dogg Rao: dude!
Road Dogg Rao: amazing!
Road Dogg Rao: wow!
Road Dogg Rao: totally cool!
Road Dogg Rao: rad!
R viper G: uh mahesh?
R viper G: lay off the drugs
Road Dogg Rao: oh, right

Road Dogg Rao: don't be mad because i'm righjt
Road Dogg Rao: -j
R viper G: +j
Road Dogg Rao: -j
R viper G: *j
Road Dogg Rao: /j
R viper G: j^2
Road Dogg Rao: j^(.5)
R viper G: e^j
Road Dogg Rao: ln j
R viper G: mod j
Road Dogg Rao: f*ck
R viper G: hahahaha
Road Dogg Rao: ass
Road Dogg Rao: you can't just mod j
R viper G: i can and will

Road Dogg Rao: why the hell would my own mom need to trick me?
R viper G: cause i asked her to
Road Dogg Rao: she hates you tho
R viper G: yea she likes it rough
Road Dogg Rao: i'm going to kill you

Road Dogg Rao: i wish the whole world would hol me

Road Dogg Rao: hol don
R viper G: i'm not sure don would appreciate that mahesh
Road Dogg Rao: and to that i reply, what is hol
R viper G: obviously it's what you want me to do to don
R viper G: you homo bastard
Road Dogg Rao: what if it means "buy a torque wrench for"
R viper G: well in that case, he never bought anything for me
R viper G: so no

imam*nika: I go online to be antisocial
imam*nika: and don't you dare quote me

imam*nika: I am THE NERD
R viper G: yes you are

Xl3uttrfly: do i get to be in randomness of the moment
Xl3uttrfly: ive never been in it before

Xl3uttrfly: what an evil thing to do
Xl3uttrfly: im not gonna get porn emails am i?

haohaowan2: hey rum
haohaowan2: you should have a birthday party again
haohaowan2: for the hell of it
haohaowan2: ill fly down
haohaowan2: for some of that 12 AM indian cuisine
R viper G: hahhaha
R viper G: i'll consider it ma man

superestrella21: wasnt in wonnies

mrbanjok: she's a sixers fan
R viper G: boo
R viper G: ai sucks
R viper G: speilberg proved that
mrbanjok: LOL
mrbanjok: *rimshot*
mrbanjok: Raman Gulati ladies and gentlemen!
mrbanjok: he'll be here till wednesday folks
mrbanjok: try the veal!

r A j 2 I 2: welcome to india
r A j 2 I 2: where the cows eat hay
r A j 2 I 2: and we ride auto rikshaws everyday
r A j 2 I 2: goat mean yummy sweets
r A j 2 I 2: wild monkeys roaming
r A j 2 I 2: the roosters dont crow till 5 in the mornin

berkeleyacorn: i'm soooooooooooooooodrink
berkeleyacorn: drunk
R viper G: hahaha
R viper G: nice
berkeleyacorn: f*k i'm drukn
berkeleyacorn: f*c I am druinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
berkeleyacorn: man I ammmmmmmmmmmmmmm drukn
R viper G: so you had fun?
berkeleyacorn: f*kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk yeah
berkeleyacorn: I can't see waht I'm trypin
berkeleyacorn: f**************ck
berkeleyacorn: I am drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R viper G: haha ok ok i get the point

Dhara23: and we're bosom buddies n shiet
R viper G: really
Dhara23: i'm just joshin ya
Dhara23: dood i'm talking all weird right now
Dhara23: i think it's the lack of sleep

Alwyzangel637: come and play with me ribbit!:-P

Alwyzangel637: hehehe the kings aren't invited to my party
Alwyzangel637: cuz they'll be crying:-P
Alwyzangel637: i don't wanna have them damper my party!:-P

BaLiZtiK N s G: i
BaLiZtiK N s G: am
BaLiZtiK N s G: not
BaLiZtiK N s G: funny

Zgozooming: they'll think its a bomb
Zgozooming: they think everything i carry is a bomb
Zgozooming: my phone is a bomb
Zgozooming: not to mention my kara is also a super secret ninja star with steeel spikes and that pop out

bckstrtgrl: im so dumb:-P
R viper G: yes you are emily

bckstrtgrl: oh im just so innocent and sweet and nice and everything:-P
bckstrtgrl: im jus teverything that an angel embodies:-P
R viper G: hmmmmmm

bckstrtgrl: SPISH
R viper G: stop saying spish!
bckstrtgrl: HAHAHA
bckstrtgrl: then stop making spish-y comments
R viper G: what the hell is a spishy comment
R viper G: enlighten me emily

R viper G: i dunno, wandering around my dorm looking for naked chicks
LiquydStyle: there are naked chicks in your dorm?
R viper G: probably not
LiquydStyle: man
LiquydStyle: got me all worked up and sh*t.
R viper G: hahhaha
R viper G: what were you gonna do
R viper G: drive up here
LiquydStyle: no.
LiquydStyle: I can get naked chicks down here
LiquydStyle: uh
LiquydStyle: somehow

mrbanjok: sac fans have no sense of dignity
mrbanjok: dressing up as f*cking cows
mrbanjok: f*cking bells
mrbanjok: no other way to stop us
mrbanjok: friggin A

Zgozooming: RAMAN!

R viper G: hahaha stop throwing your number at me emily
bckstrtgrl: sorry
bckstrtgrl: i cant help it
bckstrtgrl: if you were here
bckstrtgrl: i'd throw myself at you
bckstrtgrl: but since ur not
bckstrtgrl: my number will have to do:-P

humbodink: VIPER
humbodink: WHAT IS UP MY MAN
R viper G: stop getting drunk humbo

R viper G: for real
R viper G: we don't make extravagent claims or talk sh*t
R viper G: we just say it how it is
R viper G: they bring the drama, we bring the heat
tangorangepunk8: hahah, i love it
tangorangepunk8: i'm quoting you
tangorangepunk8: that was perfect
tangorangepunk8: you embody the true laker shiiiiet

tangorangepunk8: webber couldn't even fake arguing w/ the refs
tangorangepunk8: he knew he was full of BS
tangorangepunk8: he started
tangorangepunk8: but he knew it was all coming out of his ass
tangorangepunk8: and he just went to the bench like a good little boy who just got raped
R viper G: hahahahahahah
tangorangepunk8: figuratively speaking of course

tangorangepunk8: that's what they all say
tangorangepunk8: that's what portland, san antonio, and now sac say
tangorangepunk8: we just need to play a little better
tangorangepunk8: we were in it the whole time
tangorangepunk8: we will learn from this and beat them the next time
tangorangepunk8: cough Bullsh*t cough bullsh*t
tangorangepunk8: translation: we're f*cked
tangorangepunk8: we're sh*tting in our pants
tangorangepunk8: someone hand them a cowbell to dump that Bs in
tangorangepunk8: heeeheeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

R viper G: emily you want me to come over that bad
bckstrtgrl: oh raman can't you tell???:-P
bckstrtgrl: if you run you can make it =P
bckstrtgrl: hehehehe
bckstrtgrl: run to me raman!!!!

bckstrtgrl: you should be flattered
bckstrtgrl: to have a stalker like me!!!:-P

Road Dogg Rao: remember to take your vitamins
Road Dogg Rao: if you are a true hulkamaniac

Road Dogg Rao: god ass it i'm falling asleep at the keyboard

BaLiZtiK N s G: who is gertrude
R viper G: haha
R viper G: it's emily
R viper G: she thinks sac is gonna win
BaLiZtiK N s G: i kno
BaLiZtiK N s G: ahh gay font
BaLiZtiK N s G: wait up
R viper G: hahahahahaha
BaLiZtiK N s G: better

SwingD8ddy: good luck on your tests
SwingD8ddy: jons pretty stressed
SwingD8ddy: i bet you are too
SwingD8ddy: but you are smarter than he is
SwingD8ddy: so no worries i suppose

iV lourdes iV: GO LAKERS
iV lourdes iV: OH HELL YEAH
iV lourdes iV: SAC IS GONNA EAT IT

BaLiZtiK N s G: do u bite ur thumb at me sire?
R viper G: that was gay neal
BaLiZtiK N s G: ahaha

iV lourdes iV: i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong jacket
iV lourdes iV: just bend and snap
iV lourdes iV: BEND AND SNAP YOU HO

iV lourdes iV: rum
iV lourdes iV: rummy you there?
iV lourdes iV: RUM
iV lourdes iV: i need your expertise
iV lourdes iV: rum man

LiquydStyle: man
LiquydStyle: pimping ain't easy.
LiquydStyle: all the hos wanting your attention and sh*t
LiquydStyle: and having to dodge the cops
LiquydStyle: and you know how hard it is to be incognito in a blue ass prelude.
LiquydStyle: shiet

bckstrtgrl: would you still want to go?
R viper G: are you asking me out emily
bckstrtgrl: YES
bckstrtgrl: but obviously
bckstrtgrl: i wansn't obvious enough abou tit
bckstrtgrl: for you to have to clarify my intentions =P
bckstrtgrl: so let me try again
bckstrtgrl: oh raman
bckstrtgrl: i want you sooo badly
bckstrtgrl: would you do me the honor
bckstrtgrl: of escorting me to the kings/mavs game???

bckstrtgrl: o SPISH
bckstrtgrl: SPISH SPISH SPISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

R viper G: wanna watch bball tomorrow?
PikaDChu: course i do, you nuts or something?
PikaDChu: what kind of stupid question is that
PikaDChu: that's like asking gary if he's gay or not

Road Dogg Rao: vabck
R viper G: really
R viper G: what does that mean in your native tongue
Road Dogg Rao: it means, boob
R viper G: awesome

Alwyzangel637: hi ribbit =)
Alwyzangel637: it's emily
R viper G: hahaha
R viper G: what's up emily
R viper G: we weren't talking about you
Alwyzangel637: hahahah
Alwyzangel637: yeah
Alwyzangel637: i can't scroll up
Alwyzangel637: and read the convo
Alwyzangel637: or anything :-P
R viper G: oh dammit
Alwyzangel637: hahahahahahaha

R viper G: i have a name you know
Alwyzangel637: yup!!:-) hehehe
Alwyzangel637: raman!
Alwyzangel637: but i like ribbit better!
Alwyzangel637: come on1
R viper G: hahahaha
R viper G: oh god
Alwyzangel637: ur special enuf to have a nickname!!:-P
Alwyzangel637: its original too1!
Alwyzangel637: no one but me will ever call you ribbit!!:-P
Alwyzangel637: hehehehehe:-P
R viper G: yea i bet you're right

berkeleyacorn: but as long as I get you number baby, it'll all be good

Dhara23: look, i went and got food for myself
R viper G: wow dhara
R viper G: i'm so impressed
Dhara23: as you should be!

R viper G: hakuna matata
R viper G: what a wonderful phrase
bckstrtgrl: hakuna matata
R viper G: aint no passin phase
R viper G: it means no worries
R viper G: for the rest of your days!
bckstrtgrl: it's our problem free
bckstrtgrl: philosophy!!!
R viper G: HAKUNA MATATA!

Road Dogg Rao: soooo you gonna call this mystery woman
R viper G: if i remember tomorrow
R viper G: i'll call her
Road Dogg Rao: yes
Road Dogg Rao: then take her to Vik's
Road Dogg Rao: you can live fobbily ever after

LiquydStyle: Thanks Raman
LiquydStyle: you own

LiquydStyle: they are hos.
LiquydStyle: HOS I tell you
LiquydStyle: HOS

iV lourdes iV: french people are really f*cked up
iV lourdes iV: nothing good can come from the french
iV lourdes iV: make a note of that

aedhtel (9:06:49 PM): raman
R viper G (9:07:06 PM): yea
...
R viper G (5:52:39 AM): wow our conversation spanned from 9pm to 6am
R viper G (5:52:43 AM): this must be some sort of record
aedhtel (5:52:47 AM): haha

R viper G: we ain't... go-in nowhere...
Narsimha1: we aint... goin nowhere
R viper G: we can't be stopped now
Narsimha1: cuz it's bad boy 4 life

Road Dogg Rao: boob
Road Dogg Rao: bastard guy

haohaowan2: "sounds good. oh yeah im also gay"

Nanu024: lollol love u!

i B e P R i: who says ull be ABLE to dance with me
R viper G: is that a challenge
i B e P R i: i'm not quite sure u'll be able to keep up
i B e P R i: hahaha
R viper G: i can kick your ass dancing
i B e P R i: ohhh but i dont think u can
i B e P R i: sometimes i just goo cRRAZZZYYYY
R viper G: bring it on
i B e P R i: OHH its BEEN bROUGHT

R viper G: it's a struggle to get to my 11:00 on time
Narsimha1: i know the feeling
Narsimha1: dude, i forgot what my 9am professor looked like
R viper G: hahahahahaha
Narsimha1: don't even ask about my mcb class
R viper G: i'm surprised you remember you have it

vidIyr: I've got nisha wrapped around my little finger

I12argue: hoooooo... you's a hoooooo... you's a hooooo... i said that you's a hooooo... HOOO!!!

R viper G: that was quite gay iris
iV lourdes iV: sigh...i know
iV lourdes iV: what's wrong with me

iV lourdes iV: macho macho man
iV lourdes iV: i want to be a macho man
iV lourdes iV: that was so gay
iV lourdes iV: it's making me feel giddy

LiquidStyle: my car is sexy.

PUNsteR05: dude i feel f*ckin poular being on your webpage..... how many opportunities does one get fo rbeing on the king of popularity's website?!

Khojak78: i love u too india

iV lourdes iV: 4 indians and a wang
R viper G: sounds like a cheap porno

Zgozooming: holy BEJESUS!

R viper G wants to directly connect .
Zgozooming is now directly connected .
Zgozooming: ur gross, stop directly connecting with me

o O harrison O o: nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononono nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononono nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononono nononononononononononononononononononononono

R viper G: yes! more procrastination!
o O harrison O o: i cant
R viper G: yet you still do
o O harrison O o: I AM CRAMMING
o O harrison O o: STOP DISTRACTING ME!!
o O harrison O o: !!!!!!

iV lourdes iV: i don't appreciate you sharing wiht everyone with my orgasmic experiences
iV lourdes iV: that is personal information between you and me
iV lourdes iV: PERSONAL
R viper G: you knew it wouldn't be when we started this
iV lourdes iV: how could i have known
R viper G: it was in the contract
iV lourdes iV: i didn't sign anything
R viper G: if by sign you mean didn't sign, then yes, you didn't sign anything
iV lourdes iV: let me read it
R viper G: 1) any and all random and or slightly humorous material discussed between iV lourdes iV and R viper G may be posted on the Random Aim Quotes section of Raman's website
R viper G: sign here x    Iris    
R viper G: see
iV lourdes iV: then you should not be the one that is delegating
iV lourdes iV: you need someone that is neutral to the sexes
iV lourdes iV: let's ask qenis to do the honors
R viper G: denis: "I, God, give Raman the power of attourney over the Random Aim Quotes website. Signed x    God    "
iV lourdes iV: hahaha
iV lourdes iV: so now God is queer
iV lourdes iV: the world is coming to an end

R viper G: otherwise you get qenis
iV lourdes iV: what the hell is a qenis
R viper G: you tell me
iV lourdes iV: hmm
iV lourdes iV: a queer denis
R viper G: hahahahahahha

SMITA2: I am so confused?!
SMITA2: why am I on CRACK?

giant FISH: ace & gary overflowed the toilet with sh*t
R viper G: too much information karl

Road Dogg Rao: drunken
Road Dogg Rao: boob
Road Dogg Rao: drunken boob

Road Dogg Rao: as i sit here writin, i'm thinking maybe it's your bitin that bringing us closer to fightin
Road Dogg Rao: with my lyrical physics i burn the idiot's civics, blowing by in the stang about 3 times the speed limit
Road Dogg Rao: admit that NorCal has more style, how can you boast now, i roast thou
Road Dogg Rao: save that

R viper G: yea so there's my top 4
R viper G: everyone else at berkeley... well...
R viper G: they have great personalities
Dhara23: hah
Dhara23: u got some damn HIGH expectations
Dhara23: what do you expect, aishwariya rai's walkin all over the place?
R viper G: hell yes

praj2003: fricking fricker frackers

praj2003: he don't need no introduction
praj2003: he is the baddest med student this side of doogie howser
R viper G: "gimmie eight counts of bhangra, STAT!"
praj2003: yo dude, turn up the bhangra
praj2003: lets chakte fakthe this patient
R viper G: ok breathe, breathe, AH HA! AH HA!
praj2003: hoy, hoy hoy
praj2003: cmon breathe, breathe..balle balle

R viper G: did you say something before i booted myself off
Road Dogg Rao: you missed it
Road Dogg Rao: it was an instant messaging epiphany
R viper G: oh
R viper G: ok
Road Dogg Rao: WAR CRY!
R viper G: uh
R viper G: sure
Road Dogg Rao: warrrrrrrlalalalalalalala!

Road Dogg Rao: well that was a lil to the left of gay

o O harrison O o: its like
o O harrison O o: redneck ville
R viper G: hahahahaha
R viper G: for real
o O harrison O o: they're talkin bout like
o O harrison O o: "well down at MY farm"
o O harrison O o: "we get drunk and buck the horses"
o O harrison O o: alrighty then

o O harrison O o: i have like 2487240420240 windows open
R viper G: hahahahahaha
R viper G: that's quite a few

iV lourdes iV: yes yes ..oh yes, orgasmic

iV lourdes iV: gotta be compatible
iV lourdes iV: stretch me to my limits
iV lourdes iV: sned chills up and down your spine
iV lourdes iV: juices flowing down your vine
iV lourdes iV: i think i'm sexually stressed due to midterms
R viper G: i can see that

vidIyr: aoooh, then come to soooooda
R viper G: ahhhh
R viper G: god forbid
R viper G: you said the s word
vidIyr: soooooooooooooooooooooda
vidIyr: soooooooooooooooda
vidIyr: my foul mouth
vidIyr: I should wash it out with soap
R viper G: ahhhhhh cut it out

superestrella21: hello.. hanging out with the amazingly wonderful (and lets not forget modest) kosha over the summer should be number one on your list... ;-)
R viper G: ahahhaha
R viper G: i'll consider it

Avi s17: haha im a responsible alcoholic
R viper G: that's good to know

R viper G: STUDIO!
praybay: studio!

Road Dogg Rao: vhat is this all porn of mahesh craps!
Road Dogg Rao: i'm going to kill you
Road Dogg Rao: bastard guy
R viper G: you know you like it
Road Dogg Rao: you don't know any other maheshs do you
R viper G: no you're the only one
Road Dogg Rao: ok you're getting tackled
R viper G: hahahahaha
Road Dogg Rao: think i'm playing
R viper G: yes
Road Dogg Rao: ok
Road Dogg Rao: watch yo back mufka
R viper G: well i'm not watching your porn, so ok
Road Dogg Rao: what porn!
Road Dogg Rao: quick look out your window
Road Dogg Rao: i'ma getcha
Road Dogg Rao: with a gang of ghetto thugs
R viper G: what, those squirrels?
Road Dogg Rao: you laugh now
Road Dogg Rao: you won't be laughing in about 10 seconds!!!
R viper G: ok i'm still laughing mahesh
Road Dogg Rao: um
Road Dogg Rao: hold on, the Wolf didn't come through
Road Dogg Rao: that bastard is fired

PikaDChu: i got a C
PikaDChu: shiet
PikaDChu: i feel that the test is biased towards indians
PikaDChu: too much culture show questions and too much about this stupid indian rajesh/rahesh/ra-whateverthehellitwas porn

r a s u 0: you gotta be a real smooth cat to say one of those cheezy lines and get away with it
r a s u 0: real smooth cat?
r a s u 0: my god,
r a s u 0: , = !
R viper G: hahahahaha
R viper G: smooth cat, real smoooooth
r a s u 0: yeah, you can just hear the guy snapping his fingers with the jazz beat going on in the background
r a s u 0: he was a smooth cat, real smooth

r a s u 0: dorko
r a s u 0: you cant be lazy on your birthday
R viper G: i can and will
r a s u 0: NO!
r a s u 0: you have to sieze the day
r a s u 0: carpe diem
r a s u 0: carpe niet also
R viper G: what's carpe niet
r a s u 0: sieze the night
R viper G: i like that
R viper G: hey baby
R viper G: let's carpe niet
R viper G: you know you want to
r a s u 0: hahahahahaha
r a s u 0: great pick up line

blastedspatula: i can't type on this godforsaken natural keyvoard
R viper G: naturals are dope
blastedspatula: if by dope you mean gay, then yes they are dope
R viper G: hahaha
R viper G: shut the hell up
blastedspatula: i'll kick your ass
blastedspatula: after i kick your dog
R viper G: i'll shove your dog up your ass
R viper G: then kick your dog
R viper G: while it's in your ass
blastedspatula: i'll feed you to my dog
blastedspatula: then kick it in the ass
R viper G: my dog will kick your dog
R viper G: and then eat it
R viper G: and sh*t it out on you
R viper G: and then kick you too
R viper G: and then my dog will beat you in the quarter mile
R viper G: and kick your car's ass
blastedspatula: my dog is lowered on 20s
R viper G: my dog has a twin turbo
blastedspatula: my dog has special Purina 2 stage nitrous system
blastedspatula: haha
blastedspatula: cara is cracking up reading this
blastedspatula: ok remind me to bodyslam you
R viper G: my dog will bodyslam you
blastedspatula: i kidnapped your b*tch
blastedspatula: dog
blastedspatula: she is going to go to jail
blastedspatula: i'm going to sue you

blastedspatula: dumbass
R viper G: bigger dumbass
blastedspatula: you say bad word
R viper G: what chu gon do bout it huh
blastedspatula: i'ma lay the smack down on yo candy ass!
blastedspatula: (like the Rock, not in any gay type fashion)
R viper G: hahahaha
R viper G: well put mahesh

bettaPie00: blargh!
R viper G: hahahah
R viper G: what the hell is blargh
R viper G: like blah and argh put together
bettaPie00: hahaha
bettaPie00: hey, at least i didnt' say blerrgaaap

Avi s17: haha youll see what us crazy 19 yr olds do
Avi s17: soon youll be able to vote even more
R viper G: that'll be just great

blastedspatula: BOOB
blastedspatula: TIT

I12argue: if i were you, right before i log off i'd write "YOU'RE A F*CKING B*TCH!!!" then log off before she can warn you
R viper G: hahahaha
I12argue: put a smiley face at the end if you want
R viper G: yea
R viper G: that would be sweet
I12argue: one of the big grin ones too... these ones :-D
I12argue: that'd be funny
R viper G: =P
I12argue: anyway, i gotta get goin
I12argue: YOU'RE A F*CKING B*TCH!!! :-D
I12argue signed off at 3:06:58 PM.

R viper G: i think you're a bad influence on jon
iV lourdes iV: what
iV lourdes iV: waaah!
iV lourdes iV: how is that possible
R viper G: look at what he's become
iV lourdes iV: i only met him last year
iV lourdes iV: how much damage could i do?
R viper G: quite a bit evidently

iV lourdes iV: -0987`10 7-0l'
iV lourdes iV: -= -trldazfgj=ytea
R viper G: really
R viper G: i didn't know that

I12argue: latex
I12argue: er, latez
I12argue: lmao
I12argue: my bad

superestrella21: wow im weird
superestrella21: i love being weird though...

superestrella21: well when you and vishal come down you have to play with me
R viper G: here we go again with this playing business
superestrella21: hahahha you know what i mean
R viper G: uh huh
R viper G: sure

superestrella21: wow... ramandeep.. comp sci why? pyschology!
R viper G: hahaha
superestrella21: i would pay you for this
R viper G: wow
R viper G: i'm flattered
superestrella21: but youd need a couch
superestrella21: a comfortable one

haohaowan2: ee145l
R viper G: wow
R viper G: that's up there
haohaowan2: yeah
R viper G: 1451
R viper G: sheesh
haohaowan2: 145 L
R viper G: i didn't even know they offered such a high class
haohaowan2: its L
R viper G: i mean we think grad classes are hardcore
R viper G: but they're only 200
R viper G: you're blowing them away by like 1200
haohaowan2: blowin
R viper G: you're crazy jon
haohaowan2: yeah i need to take it
R viper G: that class must be like 120 hours a week
R viper G: you have to like
R viper G: sleep negative
R viper G: in order to go
haohaowan2: theres not even 120 daylight hours
R viper G: i know
R viper G: and you build like planets and sh*t
haohaowan2: haha
haohaowan2: out of styrofoam!
R viper G: yea!
R viper G: sheesh
R viper G: you should get your head checked out
haohaowan2: and rotate them on a hanger wire
haohaowan2: badass
R viper G: ooh did you say hangar wire
R viper G: dude sign me up
haohaowan2: hell yeah
haohaowan2: EE145L - Construction of semester profject consisting of the copernican solar system using polystyrene orbs and copper (II) wire from hangers

DinanSCM3: i will ABSOLUTLEY ROCK YOU
Road Dogg Rao: that sounded quite gay
DinanSCM3: hahha
DinanSCM3: yes it did
DinanSCM3: im sorry

iV lourdes iV: donk, bong, didly pie

Shilk: snap crackle, SNOOZE!!!

haohaowan2: im out like a fat black man in a dodgeball election

berkeleyacorn: man I should be a lyrasist
R viper G: yea if you could spell it
berkeleyacorn: whatever
berkeleyacorn: f*ck you
R viper G: hahaha

iV lourdes iV: YEAH
iV lourdes iV: i'M IN THRID
iV lourdes iV: in third with negative points
iV lourdes iV: that takes talent

iV lourdes iV: even lousy professors give points if you do extra work or know useless info
R viper G: ok well
R viper G: i guess i could give you a couple points
R viper G: what do you think is reasonable
iV lourdes iV: 27
R viper G: iris
R viper G: that's not partial credit on 9
iV lourdes iV: fine i'll settle for 15

haohaowan2: YOU DONT EVER TELL ME TO F*CK!

haohaowan2: ...you dont act stupid...
haohaowan2: you dont ask dumb quesiont......
haohaowan2: i kill you..........
haohaowan2: no no no!
haohaowan2: im just kidding

haohaowan2: so in the future
haohaowan2: dont listen to women
haohaowan2: just stare at their chest
PikaDChu: hahahahaha
PikaDChu: i think i should send that to raman for him to put up
haohaowan2: haaha
haohaowan2: sure

PikaDChu: hey uh...what was i gonna say
PikaDChu: sh*t
PikaDChu: um.....
PikaDChu: ok i forgot
PikaDChu: damn my brain is laggy today

giant FISH: hey i peed standing up
giant FISH: the first time
R viper G: successfully?
giant FISH: yeah
giant FISH: well i think i didnt put my pants on all the way or something afterwards
giant FISH: but the piss was ok

mrbanjok: it's like pissing on a fire
mrbanjok: it works, but not as well as you'd like
R viper G: hahahah
mrbanjok: either way, you're still gonna get burned

haohaowan2: win for TEAM GAY!

iV lourdes iV: remember to buckle your condom
iV lourdes iV: i mean seat belt

R viper G: what's up drunk humbo
humbodrunk: NOT DRUNK
humbodrunk: E_NEBRIEATED

haohaowan2: looks like karl lost a bet
haohaowan2: his hair looks like denis sucked on it or soemthign

haohaowan2: you gay f*k guy
DinanSCM3: i love you everyone says guy now
DinanSCM3: haha
DinanSCM3: i mean
DinanSCM3: i love "how" everyone says 'guy' now
haohaowan2: whoa!
haohaowan2: i dont think so man!
haohaowan2: FREUDIAN SLIP
DinanSCM3: hahaha
DinanSCM3: oh jon
DinanSCM3: i LOVE you
DinanSCM3: you are where my MC=my MR
DinanSCM3: you are my socially optimal level
haohaowan2: im not the profit maximizing?
DinanSCM3: i get no deadweight loss with you
DinanSCM3: you are both
haohaowan2: oh man ramans going to be crushed
DinanSCM3: lol
haohaowan2: and i just called you a gay f*ck guy too

Atonto2: oooo, sweet taste of tears, ummm, yummy, tears of pain

BaLiZtiK N s G: peace out my homie g fo shizlin my nilizyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy dawgf

haohaowan2: im like god
haohaowan2: im omniscient
haohaowan2: im omnipresent
haohaowan2: and omni impotent

haohaowan2: how can dennis like catherine if he is gay?
haohaowan2: or is dennis a chick, so he is gay,
haohaowan2: u know what i mean

Road Dogg Rao: raman gonzalez the leader of the free world
Road Dogg Rao: i am the microsoft paint Michaelangelo
Road Dogg Rao: put that on your website and smoke it
R viper G: nice touch with the beard

Mahesh's gift

Road Dogg Rao: i see i have made your beautiful web page!
Road Dogg Rao: my life is complete

iV lourdes iV: sweet wet dreams to you too

iV lourdes iV: describe the "thing"
R viper G: what thing
R viper G: the thing thing?
iV lourdes iV: yeah the thing
iV lourdes iV: the thing that makes the thing the thing

Y no Toast: can a man not bump and grind with hw in peace?

R viper G: and raman got all this sh*t on his back
GiantFish: back?
R viper G: he got coke and pinesol on his shirt
R viper G: we were carrying you to the bathtub
GiantFish: i puked coke and pinesol ?
R viper G: no you spilled it
R viper G: when you were coming out of the damn room
R viper G: and your arm flaield
R viper G: and knocekd over the pinesol and coke
GiantFish: i was walking by myself?
R viper G: no dumbass!
R viper G: we were carrying you
R viper G: are you still hungover mah man

GiantFish: then jon offered
GiantFish: and i pushed jon away cos i didnt want to be gay

GiantFish: hey
GiantFish: im alive again
GiantFish: hey did i say anything really stupid the other day
GiantFish: i dont mean like laughing at beer cans on the floor
GiantFish: i mean like.. anything incriminating

PikaDChu: i didn't drop dookies in my pull ups
PikaDChu: i was potty trained REAL early
PikaDChu: cause i'm smart like that

haohaowan2: i just talked to karl
haohaowan2: he doenst remember anything
haohaowan2: the bathtub, the reviving, the puking and the shivering
haohaowan2: nothing
haohaowan2: all he remembers is that hes not gay

Dhara23: bbbbbnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyyyy yyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkkkjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjjjjjhhhhnnttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttippppppppppppppppppppppgggg ggggggggggmnnnnmncccccccccccccccccsssssssss
R viper G: uh, yea
Dhara23: sorry
Dhara23: i was cleaning my keyboard
Dhara23: i got blood on it
R viper G: eww
R viper G: gross
Dhara23: yeah tell me about it

haohaowan2: F*CKING KARL
haohaowan2: F*CACKING F*CKER
haohaowan2: F*CKING CAC
haohaowan2: i smell likekarl
haohaowan2: piece ofsh*t man
haohaowan2: dragginme into this sh*t
haohaowan2: f*ckindenis doesnt know what hes doing
haohaowan2: f*cking karl is like twistin in his own filth and i have to wipe his dog drool and dennis thinks hes f*cking ok

R viper G: don't copy me
R viper G: you bastard
PikaDChu: the contrapositive of that is i'm not a bastard if i don't copy you
PikaDChu: wait that's wrong
PikaDChu: f*ck
PikaDChu: uh
PikaDChu: the contrapositive is...ah f*ck it

PikaDChu: i am the law
R viper G: no you're not
PikaDChu: and i can prove it by induction as well
R viper G: i'm SO not interested
PikaDChu: base case "i am the law", done
PikaDChu: assume i am the law
PikaDChu: so P(n) => P(n+1)
PikaDChu: so by inspection i am the law
R viper G: stop it
R viper G: stop it now

Beluved619: haha...you're so random
R viper G: why thank you

Avi s17: im worthless

iV lourdes iV: currently my buds are at my friend kevin's bday party
iV lourdes iV: "no girls allowed"
iV lourdes iV: interpretation: obscene comments, excessive drinking, having half the food you attempt to eat end up somewhere else other than your mouth, bad porn, and occasional outbreaks of homosexual affection
R viper G: eww
R viper G: count me out

Road Dogg Rao: sweet monkey love, i made your quotes page as myself and as cara!
Road Dogg Rao: hallelujah

mrbanjok: lol, i haven't read your AIM quotes page in so long
mrbanjok: that is the funniest stuff I've ever seen
mrbanjok: lol, i still, after all this time, don't know why dennis is gay
mrbanjok: or why you guys keep calling him gay
R viper G: you'd know if you met him
mrbanjok: is he the guy w/ glasses on your pics page?
R viper G: he has his own freakin' page
R viper G: in the people section
R viper G: it's called "dennis"
mrbanjok: lol, well, he pretty much dominates your quotes page
R viper G: he's quite proud of it too
mrbanjok: hehe, i would be too
mrbanjok: that takes tenacity and an iron will
R viper G: not to mention severe bouts of insanity
mrbanjok: it reminds me of those people in the background on tv that will do anything to get on

R viper G: you told her you jacked off huh
R viper G: jacked off more than 7 times a week
R viper G: you horny bastard
goprelude1: at least 70 times
R viper G: ahahhahaahhahaa
goprelude1: that's a day
R viper G: HAHAHAHAHAH
goprelude1: lol

Live2BOMB: I AM BATMAN!
R viper G: YOU ARE GAY!
Live2BOMB: uhh batmans a pimp
R viper G: yes but you're not batman
R viper G: and batman hung out with robin waaaaaay too much
Live2BOMB: uhhh dude cmon dont tell me i idolized a gay super hero

Live2BOMB: im swimming nude in my cape
R viper G: are you really
Live2BOMB: not any more my mom caught me
R viper G: haha
R viper G: yea that'll do it
Live2BOMB: yes it quite done it
R viper G: but if you had a cape on
R viper G: you couldn't have been nude
Live2BOMB: it was tied to my neck
R viper G: but you were still wearing it
R viper G: so you weren't swimming nude
Live2BOMB: uhhh u have a point lol
Live2BOMB: but if i say im swiming with a cape on it doesnt sound as cool as swimming nude with a cape

Y no Toast: G!
R viper G: TSAO!

Road Dogg Rao: i'm going to go shower... WITH A VENGEANCE

blastedspatula: AHAHAHAH
blastedspatula: BOOB
blastedspatula: BUTTOX

haohaowan2: Tttake tatake take take the takke thake me to the optomoetrsit my brotha

PikaDChu: do you have any raisins?
R viper G: no, i won't go out with you dennis
PikaDChu: Meow

PikaDChu: TheLitt : Out STudying Chemistry Or Masterbating Covertly With Christians

y3boogie: yayayayyayaayayayayyayaayyayaay
y3boogie: SF and DRINKING
y3boogie: ALCOHOL! i'm so excited! i havent' touched the stuff for like 3 weeks

mikeyboy714: lets go to flaming moes
mikeyboy714: we can drink our misery awya
mikeyboy714: happiness is just a flaming moe away...
R viper G: ok, meet you there
mikeyboy714: you shut up

haohaowan2: happiness is just flaming
haohaowan2: a flaming moe away
haohaowan2: for meat
haohaowan2: for meat
haohaowan2: for milk
haohaowan2: and milk
haohaowan2: from 19 8 4444444444444444
haohaowan2: BUY ME A BEER
haohaowan2: 2 BUCKS A GLASS
haohaowan2: PLEASE COME AND HELP
haohaowan2: IM FREEZING MY ASS
haohaowan2: BUY ME SOME BRANDY
haohaowan2: A SNIFF OR SOME WINE
haohaowan2: WHO AM I KIDDING ILL DRINK TURPENTINE
haohaowan2: MOVE IT YOU DRUNK
haohaowan2: OR ILL BLAST YOUR REAR END
haohaowan2: I HAVE 2 BUCKS!
haohaowan2: THEN COME IN MY FRIEND
haohaowan2: CAN I BE A BOOZE HOUND
haohaowan2: NOT TIL L YOUR 15...

haohaowan2: hold on
haohaowan2: theres an M&m stuck in the keyboard

PikaDChu: that ecrush.com thing is pretty amusing
PikaDChu: not the site
PikaDChu: but the blue boxes
PikaDChu: on the site
PikaDChu: i've been staring at those circles in the background for the past minute or so
PikaDChu: another minute of my life wasted

haohaowan2: amar has leukemia
R viper G: does he really
haohaowan2: well thats what he says
haohaowan2: ill believe him when he goes bald

haohaowan2: "died heroically jumping off gaia to prove a poitn"
Atonto2: good
Atonto2: but, imean i think i deserve something better
haohaowan2: hmm
haohaowan2: "saved 3 women and children and died heroically after attempting to jump off the burning GAIA building ."
Atonto2: thats better

tempest1113: dude
tempest1113: some homeless guy asked me to be his valentine
tempest1113: wtf is that
R viper G: ahahahahahah
R viper G: AHAHHAHAHHA
R viper G: what did you say
tempest1113: i kinda ran away after that
tempest1113: i feared for my virginal ass =p

Sam T Lam: Meow.
R viper G: meow?
Sam T Lam: Oh, I just say that now. :-)
R viper G: oh, ok

SMITA2: what will you do?
SMITA2: run over?
SMITA2: should I forcibly restrain her while alerting you on your mobile telephone?
SMITA2: throw her over my shoulder and carry her to foothill?

iV lourdes iV: do you have any raisins
R viper G: sure
iV lourdes iV: oh, well i was really asking for a date
R viper G: ok now i'm confused
iV lourdes iV: it goes like this
iV lourdes iV: "excuse me, do you have any raisins? how about a date?"
R viper G: oh so i'm supposed to say no
iV lourdes iV: yes
iV lourdes iV: or else it doens't work
iV lourdes iV: i mean who carries raisins around

R viper G: what was the point of that question?
PikaDChu: there was, but then the point was so insignificant and retarded that now i don't consider it a point anymore
PikaDChu: i retracted my question
R viper G: that's right
R viper G: retract it b*tch
PikaDChu: biznatch
PikaDChu: biyatch
PikaDChu: biatch
PikaDChu: biiiizzzzznatch
PikaDChu: beeeezzzzznatcha
PikaDChu: b*tch
R viper G: beeznatcha?
PikaDChu: i dunno
PikaDChu: its fob

R viper G: if you're fob, you're fob
PikaDChu: wow that's enlightening
PikaDChu: all this time i thought if you're not fob, you're fob

PikaDChu: really?
PikaDChu: really really?
PikaDChu: really really really?
R viper G: no i just say that

PikaDChu: that better make you page
PikaDChu: wow that sentence blew
R viper G: dude that sentence was hella fob
PikaDChu: better that make you page
PikaDChu: that's fob

haohaowan2: <--- IDJ-IOT

berkeleyacorn: kado na, kado na, you are my sonia

haohaowan2: IDJ-IOT

SMITA2: aint no party like a monika SOCIOLOGY reading party!!
SMITA2: ooh yeah
SMITA2: oo oo yeah
SMITA2: hey
SMITA2: I don't hear you partying with me

PikaDChu: what are you up to?
haohaowan2: jakcin off
haohaowan2: im kind of dizzy now

SMITA2 (10:25:09 AM): I have class in cory at ten
SMITA2 (10:25:20 AM): I think I'd better start heading over there

R viper G: you number-2-bandwagon-f*cker
PikaDChu: you number-2-bandwagon-f*cker-wannabe

R viper G: how's the freaky crew down there
Nanu024: they're damn frekay
R viper G: how freaky is damn freaky?
Nanu024: pretty dam skippy yippy freaky deaky

haohaowan2: horde!
haohaowan2: absconde with the luscious treasures
haohaowan2: get me sushi!

GiantFish: NAND HELL

haohaowan2: what the FAWK!

humbodink: ZUYO

ToPP RyDA: wassup koooooliooooooaopmdoiand;oiaNd;oandp;uandp;on
R viper G: um
R viper G: sup

xXPalakXx: and by the way...yes, i do have hot female friendz....lol..

R viper G:  cons makes it easy for you
Avi s17: i spit on cons

haohaowan2: OK! I POOP! AFFIRMATIVE!
R viper G: roger that

haohaowan2: we og

PikaDChu: gay

PikaDChu: jon shove a pencil up a monkey's ass then stick the monkey up your ass
PikaDChu: with the pencil still in the monkey's ass
PikaDChu: that's last part is important

R viper G: hey dennis
R viper G: its your friend raman
PikaDChu: shuddap jon

PikaDChu: good sh*t
R viper G: very good
PikaDChu: sh*t
R viper G: very
PikaDChu: good
PikaDChu: wait sh*t damn god damn

PikaDChu: that's my proposition
PikaDChu: P = "sh*t very good"

berkeleyacorn: when did I ever say I was nice
berkeleyacorn: I never said that
berkeleyacorn: I don't remember me sayin that
berkeleyacorn: did I say that
berkeleyacorn: no I don't think so
berkeleyacorn: f*ck that sh*t!

mikeyboy714: wow!
mikeyboy714: harry potter?
mikeyboy714: how did you get that?
mikeyboy714: isn't it still in theaters?

PikaDChu: well jon talks more and writes lots of random crap
PikaDChu: most of which are all IN CAPS LIKE THIS WHICH IS FREAKIN ANNOYING
PikaDChu: jon "I like to type the AZN way" wang
PikaDChu: but usually what he sez is funny
PikaDChu: and again usually what he sez makes no sense whatsoever
PikaDChu: its kinda like talking to a funny aamer
PikaDChu: who makes no sense period

GiantFish: i dont think gaydawg or fobdog have one
R viper G: what is it with you and dawg today, dawg?
GiantFish: we were at topdog
GiantFish: and i said that if fob owned a hotdogplace it would be fobdog instead of topdog
GiantFish: so the dawg stuff started
R viper G: hahahaha
R viper G: fobdog

GiantFish: you said dawg, dawg
R viper G: god dammit
GiantFish: dawg dammit

BaLiZtiK N s G: random songs of the moment:?
BaLiZtiK N s G: why not hot beatz....or BaLiZtiK beaTzZ
R viper G: cause that's gay
BaLiZtiK N s G: no...ur FACE is gay
BaLiZtiK N s G: ¡No, su cara es alegre, porque BaLiZtiK es fajina mejor!
BaLiZtiK N s G: haha
BaLiZtiK N s G: u got dissed
R viper G: that was so gay
BaLiZtiK N s G: ahha
BaLiZtiK N s G: u kno wut it said?
R viper G: not really
BaLiZtiK N s G: ahha

BaLiZtiK N s G: liek baliztik krazy

PikaDChu: dude there's a nbc van parked outside our house
R viper G: really
PikaDChu: yeah and they're filming
R viper G: it's probably the FBI in disguise
R viper G: they're gonna arrest karl
PikaDChu: well yeah prolly
PikaDChu: or gary for screwing goats
R viper G: hahahah
PikaDChu: gay goats
PikaDChu: he's not into the straight ones
R viper G: oh jeez
R viper G: what are they filming
PikaDChu: well the church across our house
PikaDChu: apparently the pastor might go to jail for protesting something
PikaDChu: though karl and i still think they're here to report gary's wild escapades with goats

haohaowan2: we can discuss the NAND implementation of her body

haohaowan2: tomrrow is econ
haohaowan2: DO DO DO DOD OD DO DO DO
haohaowan2: MISSY E
haohaowan2: GET YOUR ECON
haohaowan2: ding idng ding ding ding
R viper G: hahahaha
R viper G: oh my god
haohaowan2: DING DING DING DING DING
haohaowan2: ah ah ah ah ah
haohaowan2: GET YOUR ECON

R viper G: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
haohaowan2: talkin like a gayass denis
haohaowan2: i see
R viper G: hahahah
R viper G: you've gone and done it
R viper G: the start of a new semester
R viper G: of random aim quotes
haohaowan2: YA!
haohaowan2: i grace your page
haohaowan2: like a monkeys ass
R viper G: hahaha