RANDOM AIM QUOTES
archived from Fall 2001
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Dhara23: omg heath wrote a check to me today
Dhara23: and for the note he said "sexual favors"
Dhara23: it was HORRIBLE
R viper G: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Dhara23: the guy at the bank noticed
R viper G: dude i totally do that to people
Dhara23: he crossed it out
R viper G: hahahahahahahahahaha
Dhara23: he's like "that's not funny'
Dhara23: he was this chinese fob
R viper G: i think it is!

GiantFish: PikaDChu (5:18:03 PM): can i fob an egg or two from you?

haohaowan2: FO SHEEZY MAH NEEZY KEEP JAY ZZZ FROM RAPPIN SH*T

haohaowan2: fo sheezy
haohaowan2: mah neezy
haohaowan2: keep my arm so breezy
haohaowan2: jay z s a fag
haohaowan2: he just says whatever
haohaowan2: "had a chinese chick, but dropped her quick cuz she was bootleggin my sh*t"
haohaowan2: what the f*ck is that

R viper G: word
PikaDChu: word
R viper G: right on
PikaDChu: bring it
R viper G: b*tch
PikaDChu: no b*tch, bring it
R viper G: b*tch
PikaDChu: god dammit, i f*cking said BRING IT
PikaDChu: *f*cking
R viper G: oh that's great
R viper G: really hid the message there dennis
PikaDChu: that's better no instead of a censored f*cking its a pointer f*cking
PikaDChu: its my way of say "f*cking pointers!"
R viper G: 1) cs was over yesterday
R viper G: 2) that's gay
R viper G: 3) you said 'pointer f*cking'
PikaDChu: I'm quarl

R viper G: i smoke two finals in the morning... i smoke two more at night...
haohaowan2: i smoke 2 more in the afternoon
haohaowan2: it makes me feel alright
haohaowan2: i smoke 2 finals when i play vidoe games
haohaowan2: and at every 10000 points, i smoke 2 finals

SMITA2: raman gulati, secret agent
SMITA2: I like it
R viper G: better than monika craig david
SMITA2: HEY!!!!
SMITA2: fyi: I got some very positive responses to that name, I'll have you know!!
R viper G: hehehe
R viper G: i shall be double-oh-raman
SMITA2: hahahahahahaha
SMITA2: I love it!!!
SMITA2: no no no
SMITA2: double-ooooh-raman
SMITA2: the chicks will love it!
SMITA2: I mean the awesome socal women ;-)
R viper G: hehehe
R viper G: james bond, eat my shorts!

Oo harrison oO: may the force be with you

PikaDChu: is vishal sending me porn again?

PikaDChu: tell me and i'll have quentin richardson go beat his ass for me
PikaDChu: who by the way sucked HARDCORE today
PikaDChu: he SUCKED IT
PikaDChu: H-A-R-D-C-O-R-E
PikaDChu: style
PikaDChu: just like the person who upped those pics of jaymee ong
R viper G: who's quentin richardson?

SMITA2: r
SMITA2: A
SMITA2: m
SMITA2: A
SMITA2: n
SMITA2: ohmygosh
SMITA2: we are freaks
R viper G: hAhAhA
R viper G: yes we Are
R viper G: but you're the one who insists that you have to put An A in everything
SMITA2: hAhA...you'reAnotAevenAdoingAitA!!
R viper G: oh MY god
R viper G: hahahahahahaha

SMITA2: a's are always good
SMITA2: putanaaainaeverythinga!!

R viper G: still coherent?
haohaowan2: ntoe ven close
haohaowan2: oka thiought
haohaowan2: i am ok
haohaowan2: i geus

athiga1: someone totally awesome
athiga1: beautiful
R viper G: hmmmmmm
athiga1: brilliant
athiga1: and completely full of herself
R viper G: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
R viper G: completeley full of herself
R viper G: hahahahah
athiga1: yes i am
athiga1: oh wait!
athiga1: did i say that?
R viper G: hahahahahahah
athiga1: now i gave it away
R viper G: it's ok, it'll be our secret

athiga1: ramanamanamanamanaman

R viper G: but i'm feeling a sickness coming on
R viper G: this is not good
R viper G: f*cking lymph nodes are getting harder by the moment
haohaowan2: i hope yyou mean
haohaowan2: the region near your neck
haohaowan2: and like
haohaowan2: not your pants
haohaowan2: cuz you know
haohaowan2: my "lymph nodes" are gettin harder by the moment
haohaowan2: hahaha
haohaowan2: hhahaha
R viper G: ahahahahaha
R viper G: the ones by by neck guy
haohaowan2: sorry man
haohaowan2: we not in same boat
R viper G: i should hope not!
R viper G: ahahhaha
R viper G: you might be eyeing my lymph nodes
R viper G: no you can't feel them jon
haohaowan2: "are those your lymph nodes?"
haohaowan2: "in your pokcet, or you just happy to see me"

haohaowan2: if i dont have anything to say other than like "hey that bird just shit on himself"

haohaowan2: i mean
haohaowan2: if some guy got hit by a car
haohaowan2: id say
haohaowan2: tahts gay
haohaowan2: but like
haohaowan2: not "that guys a dumbass for running into a car"

mrbanjok: i want to meet the man behind the gay

mrbanjok: lol, why is dennis so gay?

haohaowan2: i have a date with the porcelain orifice

giant FISH: yah im badass

haohaowan2: GODF*CKING GODF*CK!

iV lourdes iV: ...'cause i wanna share forever with you baby...
iV lourdes iV: do do dooo do do do do d od o

mrbanjok: i've enlarged my ass over 3 x

Avi s17: and one of our partners is this obstinant chubby commy
R viper G: hahahaha
Avi s17: who refuses to accept that there are in fact easier ways to do things
Avi s17: hes all about this "efficiency" crap
Avi s17: and what he was saying didnt even make sense
Avi s17: haha he just doesnt trust us to do anything
Avi s17: i hope he gets deported

haohaowan2: dave calin him self
haohaowan2: DOVOD
haohaowan2: people would be like
haohaowan2: what the fck kin do f aname is taht
R viper G: ahahahahha
haohaowan2: you can write an entire papper
haohaowan2: about it
haohaowan2: only through changing his name
haohaowan2: can he accomplish the road to the nirvana
haohaowan2: thats my thesis statement

haohaowan2: i showed him that picture of me and mike
haohaowan2: playing broomball
haohaowan2: and i said mike looks like hes about to cry
haohaowan2: and dave says
haohaowan2: looks like hes also wearing a helmet
R viper G: ahhahahahahahahaha
haohaowan2: remember that?
haohaowan2: ahhahaha
haohaowan2: i was like
haohaowan2: wow dave
haohaowan2: good observation
haohaowan2: sarcastically
haohaowan2: and he didnt get it

SMITA2: eew!!! DONT YOU DARE PUT ME UP ON THE RANDOM QUOTES PAGE!!!
SMITA2: CONTEXT!!
SMITA2: THERE WAS CONTEXT!!

SMITA2: oh dear
SMITA2: okay raman i'm going to let you go
SMITA2: and go study myself

iV lourdes iV: bc he's always busy
iV lourdes iV: and his gf isn't there for physical support
iV lourdes iV: so he has to fight with other girls when he becomes horny
R viper G ahahahaha
R viper G: why would he fight with other girls in that situation?
iV lourdes iV: having a
iV lourdes iV: "rough" conversation
iV lourdes iV: i guess
iV lourdes iV: would..
iV lourdes iV: be a way of releasing
iV lourdes iV: uhh
iV lourdes iV: the tension?
R viper G: hahaha it's ok i get the picture

mrbanjok: yeah, its a monkey w/ glasses
mrbanjok: there's no meaning behind it
mrbanjok: i just like monkies w/ glasses

haohaowan2: there should be a hakka
haohaowan2: for gay stuff n school
R viper G: kama-te kama-te GAY-o GAY-o
haohaowan2: UNGOOYA UNGOOYA GAY ! GAY !GAY!
haohaowan2: HOGA-DE HOGA-DE F*CKING GAY HOMO SH*T-A!
R viper G: ahahhahahaha
haohaowan2: or a song
haohaowan2: Gay O
haohaowan2: Gay o
haohaowan2: Gay school comes
haohaowan2: and me want to go home
R viper G: gay o! me say gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay o
R viper G: gay school com-ing me wanna go home

haohaowan2: gay
R viper G: very gay
haohaowan2: highly homosexul
R viper G: very highly

Avi s17: hey man
Avi s17: i can have fun without drinking

haohaowan2: gay is short for gary
haohaowan2: hahaha
R viper G: hahaha
haohaowan2: in fact
haohaowan2: the r is silent
haohaowan2: in gary
haohaowan2: tell denis that

iV lourdes iV: i try to knock myself out with the food tray

iV lourdes iV: especially cara
iV lourdes iV: she's wild

haohaowan2: ill just throw
haohaowan2: the football
haohaowan2: at his nuts
R viper G: that should do it

Dennis bashing SmarterChild

iV lourdes iV: oh yes
iV lourdes iV: oh yes
iV lourdes iV: orgasmic experience

berkeleyacorn: gravity always points down
haohaowan2: yeah and so does your d*ck

Avi s17: haha but since im an eecs
Avi s17: u hafta hve the cs pickup line
Avi s17: "hey baby you turn my software into hardware"

berkeleyacorn: p p p p peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeace ah!
berkeleyacorn: peaces and cream
berkeleyacorn: peaces of my heart
berkeleyacorn: and of course
berkeleyacorn: PEACE AH!

berkeleyacorn: p
berkeleyacorn: e
berkeleyacorn: a
berkeleyacorn: c
berkeleyacorn: e
berkeleyacorn: a
berkeleyacorn: h
berkeleyacorn: !

iV lourdes iV: imma dork with a bike

PikaDChu: true dat, because dat true
PikaDChu: wow i'm cool i made a palindrome

R viper G: could use some work
ToPP RyDA: ahha yah
ToPP RyDA: i made it up in like a sec dogg
ToPP RyDA: im a lyricist...not a rapper

Oo harrison oO: lerd sucks at spanking the monkey

haohaowan2: who gave aamer all that free crack
haohaowan2: hes writing these plays like hes
haohaowan2: some indian shakespear

Avi s17: ok time to get nekkid

PikaDChu: is there a formula ffor how man "ha" you put in?
PikaDChu: like does "haha" mean its somewhat funny
PikaDChu: and "hahahaha" mean its really funny?
PikaDChu: is there a standardized "ha" scale?
PikaDChu: just curious

PikaDChu: so what's your record for typing "ha"s?
PikaDChu: wait don't answer that
PikaDChu: this conversation is um...lame
R viper G: hahahaha
R viper G: i agree
PikaDChu: another classic PikaNuts stupid conversation of the day

r a s u 0: dont make me nag ......
r a s u 0: i will you know
R viper G: ok ok ok
r a s u 0: ive mastered the art of nagging
r a s u 0: really i have
R viper G: really
R viper G: do tell
r a s u 0: well, you just keep on bothering the person to be nagged about the the thing to be nagged about
r a s u 0: say it over and over and over
r a s u 0: and over
r a s u 0: and lecture
r a s u 0: and harp on the virtues of the the thing
r a s u 0: and lecture
r a s u 0: you always have to include: "its for your own good."
R viper G: ahh right
r a s u 0: you asked
r a s u 0: its you rown fault.
R viper G: i'm saving this =P
R viper G: for future reference
r a s u 0: hahahaha

R viper G: peace out
PikaDChu: peace in

haohaowan2: i said
haohaowan2: mike you play ball at 8
haohaowan2: and he said
haohaowan2: alirhgihta'ht

haohaowan2: RANDOM
haohaowan2: GAY
haohaowan2: RANDOM ACTS OF GAY

Narsimha1: peace
Narsimha1: love
Narsimha1: and
Narsimha1: KFD

R viper G: there is this one girl that i see around alot
Narsimha1: dude, don't make me reach through my computer and beat the name out of you

berkeleyacorn: fat poopbobbie monkey

berkeleyacorn: fo sho ma ....geezy
berkeleyacorn: I think
R viper G: hahahaha
berkeleyacorn: ha ha say you?
berkeleyacorn: why say ha you say
berkeleyacorn: is
berkeleyacorn: ?
R viper G: uh
R viper G: yea

PikaDChu: peace! (anuj style)
PikaDChu: peace! (because anuj has to say this twice)
PikaDChu: peace! (because I'm cooler than anuj so i have to say it three times)

haohaowan2: the new languauge
haohaowan2: or dialect
haohaowan2: is GAY LATIN
haohaowan2: so when you soay something
haohaowan2: you have to add gay
haohaowan2: after the word
haohaowan2: or between a distinguishable syallble
haohaowan2: like
haohaowan2: this sh*t gay is f*cking gay
haohaowan2: or rather
haohaowan2: this gay sh*t is f*cking gay
haohaowan2: gay e45 lab gay is due today. gay.
haohaowan2: add it in the front of a onoun or behind one
R viper G: hahahhaha
R viper G: that's classic
haohaowan2: the first noun in the sentence has to have gay in the front
haohaowan2: not in the back
haohaowan2: so you have to say
haohaowan2: gay classic
haohaowan2: but classic is adj
haohaowan2: so
haohaowan2: classicly gay
haohaowan2: hhhaha
R viper G: hahahhahaha
haohaowan2: gay
R viper G: that's very profound
R viper G: not very far on your gay physics huh
haohaowan2: i am gay slow on it
haohaowan2: because its gay
haohaowan2: gay is the adjective of the millenium

SMITA2: hey! you can't use the song I sent you as hot beat!! I demand credit!! (or at least a parenthetical shout out for gods sake :o) )

SMITA2: DUDE! what does mine say?
R viper G: SWEET! what does mine say?
SMITA2: DUDE! what does mine say?
R viper G: SWEET! what does MINE say?!
SMITA2: DUDE!! WHAT DOES MINE SAY???

DinanSCM3: the sunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
DinanSCM3: goes downnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
R viper G: i feel the light betray me

PikaDChu: i was about to say something really stupid but restrained myself
PikaDChu: i figured i don't need to be on your random aim quotes page anymore: i am the leading shareholder of your random aim quotes page
PikaDChu: i refuse to be known as "the stupid guy on Raman's page who sez stupid things on AIM all the time"
PikaDChu: sh*t saying that probably didn't help
R viper G: yea probably not

Oo harrison oO: i'm busy spanking the monkey

Avi s17: haha im such a nerd

iV lourdes iV: glokk glokk
iV lourdes iV: makes me think of turkey

LiL fin4: raman! my favorite person

PikaDChu: you should start a "Pikanut's Quotes Of Fame" page

PikaDChu: this has got to be the dumbest conversation I've ever been in
PikaDChu: EVER
R viper G: yea it's ranking up there
PikaDChu: nono its there up top
PikaDChu: when I think its stupid, its stupid
R viper G: hahaha
PikaDChu: i rarely think anything i say is stupid...so when i admit that something i say is stupid you can bet your left nut that what i said was stupid
R viper G: that was stupid
R viper G: there's so much quote material in here i don't know where to start

PikaDChu: i just had a really cool thought!
PikaDChu: john should start a club on campus called the
PikaDChu: GAYGB after the russian KGB
PikaDChu: or maybe GAYjiB
PikaDChu: then Jon can walk around campus saying he's the director of the "GayJiB"
PikaDChu: hahaha and he can say he works for the "Gay Directorate"
PikaDChu: ok I feel REALLY REALLY stupid now...

SMITA2: i am amazing

PikaDChu: just spent an hour admiring karl's windows XP professional retail box and discussing the nobel prize
PikaDChu: see karl, gary and i will do anything to waste time

Narsimha1: ttyl (that means "talk to you later")

Narsimha1: you just another eecs baller

haohaowan2: man this studying sh*t sucks ass

haohaowan2: i'm out like a fat b*tch in dodgeball

RudeAzn: RABBIT
R viper G: bastard!
RudeAzn: hahahah

RudeAzn: RABBIT
PhillyDeVries: nooooo

RudeAzn: RABBIT
mrbanjok: RABBIT
mrbanjok: DAMN!!!

RudeAzn: RABBIT
BigBodyBenz2k: goddamn it

berkeleyacorn: skeez for sheez
berkeleyacorn: ma neez
berkeleyacorn: wow that was gay

R viper G: have fun studying
berkeleyacorn: I'm jus gonna end up masterbating profusly

SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.
R viper G: you not sure? why are you so dumb?
SmarterChild: Me not sure why are I so dumb, you say. And so?

SMITA2: what am I a FOB or something?
SMITA2: huh?
SMITA2: hmm?
R viper G: hhahahahahaha
R viper G: noooooooooo
R viper G: you have great taste

SMITA2: its okay
SMITA2: I am a fob
SMITA2: I'm just not very good at it!
R viper G: hehe
R viper G: you're an aspiring fob
SMITA2: haha
SMITA2: great
SMITA2: a wannabe fob

haohaowan2: mike is sick now
haohaowan2: i think i gave it to him
R viper G: what is "it"?
haohaowan2: a cold
R viper G: i bet mike isn't happy about that
haohaowan2: sure he is
R viper G: i bet he's not
haohaowan2: he should be
haohaowan2: i never give him anythign
R viper G: hahahahaha
R viper G: so you give him a cold
haohaowan2: it was a good cold too
R viper G: hahahahaha
haohaowan2: one that wont go away for a while
haohaowan2: with phlegm!
R viper G: eeeeeeeeewwwwww

LiL fin4: doesn't that suck a bucket

SMITA2: but I am sooooo freakin in love with Craig David
SMITA2: you can call me Mrs. David
SMITA2: or Mrs. Craig?
R viper G: hahahaha
SMITA2: but hey
SMITA2: you can't fight love
SMITA2: monika craig david doesn't sound so bad

sexsea983: i'm a big nerd

MRodri1889: don't worry i'm still cool

DinanSCM3: you have to save this: berkeleyacorn: he has very gentle hands, he's takin my shaft home plenty of times

DinanSCM3: e is for EFFERVESCENT

ToPP RyDA: krazy wit a kapital K & Z!
ToPP RyDA: KraZy
ToPP RyDA: KraZy

SMITA2: OH YEAH?? Bring it on, baby!! I'll quantize it for you!!

haohaowan2: welcome to the gayest link
haohaowan2: statistically, ronald is the gayest player
haohaowan2: he was the only contestant to get all of his questions wrong, that gay f*ck.
R viper G: but what will the votes say?
R viper G: hahahaha
haohaowan2: hahaa
haohaowan2: yeah
haohaowan2: YOU ARE THE GAYEST LINK! GOODBYE!

haohaowan2: aplinkedlist.delstring(gayf*ck)

haohaowan2: minimum deposit for checking my ass
haohaowan2: is 2 dollars

haohaowan2: look!
haohaowan2: look!
haohaowan2: bling!
haohaowan2: bling..
haohaowan2: blung!
haohaowan2: blang!
haohaowan2: detected by viper stand back!
haohaowan2: bling bling
haohaowan2: blang!
haohaowan2: hey you just called raman andm ike so now you get to leave a message

OneHypChic: im a hiphopette
R viper G: hehe are you really
OneHypChic: hell yah
R viper G: what's a hiphopette anyway
OneHypChic: a girl hop hop genius
OneHypChic: i kno the real hiphop

DoctorBhalla: If you wuz a pasta, I'd call you ramanitti!

GIANT fish: i'm hella cool

athiga1: like it wouldn't sound good if you said "dipschnack"
athiga1: like "dipsh*t" sounds so much better

aZnBBc34 wants to directly connect.
aZnBBc34 is now directly connected.
aZnBBc34: what do you want?
DinanSCM3: ?
aZnBBc34: you connected me
DinanSCM3: no, you connected me
aZnBBc34: oh my bad
aZnBBc34: disconnect
aZnBBc34 direct connection is closed.

mikeyboy714: ah, looking down at your pants again huh

R viper G: TEN!
PikaDChu: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

berkeleyacorn: when you say your gonna cook for us, do you really mean your gonna give us all he*d sometime in a long planned orgie
haohaowan2: you sick man
haohaowan2: yoou sick little man

OoH aR RiS O nOO: I AM G'AY

OoH aR RiS O nOO: i think i just realized where the G from your sn came from
R viper G: hahahahahahahahahahahahah
OoH aR RiS O nOO: lol
OoH aR RiS O nOO: it never dawned on me

superestrella21: shefali's impression of cal:
superestrella21: wake up
superestrella21: go online
superestrella21: get dressed
superestrella21: go online
superestrella21: late for class
superestrella21: go on line
superestrella21: watch tv
superestrella21: go online
superestrella21: eat
superestrella21: go online
superestrella21: party
superestrella21 go online
superestrella21: get drunk
superestrella21: go online
R viper G: hey!
superestrella21: okay okay
superestrella21: drink excessively
R viper G: hahaha
superestrella21: go online
superestrella21: nowhere is there "do homework"
superestrella21: or "study"
superestrella21: where is "get education"????
superestrella21: hahahahahaha

superestrella21: i am angelic
superestrella21: why do you think otherwise???????/

SMITA2: aim is a black hole of time!

R viper G: how do you know i went to a party last night eh? =P
SMITA2: cause I'm stalking you boy
R viper G: hahahaha
SMITA2: I know ur every move

SMITA2: aaaah!!
SMITA2: you went to a party last night!!
SMITA2: and got really really drunk?
SMITA2: WITHOUT ME???
SMITA2: WE'RE DRINKING BUDDIES!!!!
SMITA2: YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE MISTER

GIANT fish: nop
R viper G: you said nop
R viper G: you momo
GIANT fish: or $0, $0, $0
GIANT fish: you said momo
GIANT fish: you momo

berkeleyacorn: i am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo f*cked up
berkeleyacorn: I can't belive I actuall typed that]
berkeleyacorn: I that going to watch taal
berkeleyacorn: Raman man, you f*ckin roceked tonight dogg
berkeleyacorn: I'm f*cked serious
berkeleyacorn: f*ckin*
berkeleyacorn: I'm f*cked
berkeleyacorn: apna sangeet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

superestrella21: tell vishal to get some balls... or i will kick his behind

Annabell26: one mississippi
Annabell26: two mississippi
Annabell26: three m ississippi
Annabell26: that's a pain to type

rAj2I2: norcal smart
rAj2I2: norcal cut
rAj2I2: socal biatches
rAj2I2: very good ideas

Annabell26: damn i'm smart

haohaowan2: its so rank
haohaowan2: it makes me feel beautiful

haohaowan2: i wish i was gay so i could do homework

superestrella21: me and this girl were sneaking around

superestrella21: i need a life badly

superestrella21: hahaha, come play with me

blastedspatula: im a wonderfully big dork

Auto response from r a s u 0: I HAVE AN EVIL ROOMMATE. SHE'S ABSOLUTELY INSANE!! I'm sleeping with one eye open tonight.

r a s u 0: i'm an evil evil person
r a s u 0: you can quote me on that in your profile
r a s u 0: or on your webpage
r a s u 0: about how abusive i am to my poor unsuspecting innocent sweet roommates

r a s u 0: YAAAAAAAAW. hey raman, i'm a dork

SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
R viper G: i apologize for you being gay
SmarterChild: I s'pose that will have to do. Apology accepted.

athiga1: sorryi'mtoolazytohitmyspacebar
R viper G: hahahhaah
athiga1: seeisaved9strokesrightthere
R viper G: at the cost of my eyes
athiga1: okayonly8strokes
R viper G: wow
R viper G: i'm so impressed
athiga1: i'mgonnagobeagimpnow
athiga1: andsmokesomecrack

SMITA2: I am SUCH a fob

PikaDChu: i hate this, i say i'll study friday night, i end up studying sunday night, i say i'll get up 10 o'clock i end up getting up at 1:30pm, i say i'll not suck it on my midterm , i suck it on my midterm
PikaDChu: maybe i should just stop saying things

berkeleyac*rn: I have a small p*nis

athiga1: unless dennis really think's he's queer

SMITA2: lol..that should be my goal #1 on my profile
SMITA2: "get like raman!"
SMITA2: (except the girls part!)
SMITA2: and dont you dare put this up on the quotes page!!

SMITA2: talking to me will only make you dumber
SMITA2: trust me, I talk to myself all of the time!!! :o)

DinanSCM3: at 12:28 am, october 1st, im me with NUMB NUTS, because i am the great numb nuts, and everyone loves numb nuts

athiga1: """"""you're a dork""""""

berkeleyacorn: I am acorn, I am the acorn, on the date of Oct. 2nd, I pray that all who love Acorn shall IM me at exactly 8:00 p.m and say, "You are the acorn, acorn is thee, we love thou, Acorn!"

Prashok918: yeaaa.....umm....i'm going to be using your profile for a while, yeaaa.....that'd be great.....mmmkay...

berkeleyacorn: poop ah!

R viper G: dennis was talking with jon on my screen name
berkeleyacorn: very interesting brotha
R viper G: and they were talking about sweaty balls
berkeleyacorn: that's beautiful

athiga1: i've been on crack lately though

haohaowan2: because your just sitting there and your sweating like dave minh
haohaowan2: thast sick
haohaowan2: unless youve been doing cardiovascular activity with your balls
haohaowan2: then thats different

haohaowan2: IM THEoriginal biter

uberminhium 238: i've got a ramanesque profile

ToPP RyDA: HAHAH...im tryin to be like VISHAL.....

sakusha1125: i have your profile =)

SwingD8ddy: add my roommate to your list of profiles

berkeleyacorn: f*cking masterbation time

PikaDChu: hey put me on your list biatch

berkeleyacorn: look up the profile of scwozy
berkeleyacorn: did you check it
berkeleyacorn: this girl goes to f*ckin USC

G I A N T Fish: joo realize there are 600 ramanwannabeprofiles out there

SwingD8ddy: check my new profile when you get a chance

berkeleyacorn: check out my profile

xmichaelboltonx: they made me copy your profile

r a s u 0: i've jumped on the bandwagon

mikeyboy714: it's like one of those stupid chain letters

DinanSCM3: check my profile

tempest1113: check my profile

haohaowan2: check my profile

berkeleyacorn: PEACE AH!

berkeleyacorn: how do you spell thrown

SMITA2: hi tech burrito?
SMITA2: that's like....I don't know eating from a place called "chinese food"

PikaDChu: so what lesson did we learn from all this today raman? lesson 1: don't lend things to andrew

tempest1113: YOU HAVE JUST RECEIVED A MEXICAN VIRUS!!!!! 

Since we are not so technologically advanced in 
Mexico, this is a MANUAL virus. 

Please delete all the files on your hard drive 
yourself and send this e-mail to everyone you know. 

Thank you for helping me. 
Pedro Garcia 
Mexican Hacker

haohaowan2: IM SO EXCITED
haohaowan2: AND I JUST CANT HIDE IT

SuperDitzGirl69: don't you ever have schoolwork? or do u just watch movies and party?

Auto response from BaLiZtiKNsG: in my bro'z tite honda prelude runnin the engine so the battery dont die

I Be Pri: i am a geek

SuperDitzGirl69: i've better relationships w/ tacos than with guys

SuperDitzGirl69: i don't meet guys ~ they *gravitate* to me

SuperDitzGirl69: then you take vishal
SuperDitzGirl69: who's a structure thug

haohaowan2: GAY I SAY!

e s t h e r p1e: can i warn u?

mikeyboy714: i told him to play play first person frogger on the 57

haohaowan2: i sleep on top of mike everynight

haohaowan2: LE GRILLE
haohaowan2: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

haohaowan2: im the boss
haohaowan2: im the f*cking boss

SimranK128: i don't likerandom people tleling me that they are drunk
SimranK128: i wa slike "Um..thas excellent go hug a tree"

berkeleyacorn: man I am non stop entertainment

berkeleyacorn: I AM BOBBY
R viper G: of course you are

Y no Toast: R pimp G
Y no Toast: R raman G
Y no Toast: R out G
Y no Toast: R pimpin G
Y no Toast: R all G
Y no Toast: R the G
Y no Toast: R girls G
Y no Toast: R again G
Y no Toast: R tony's out G

Neo9898: I like licking salt
Neo9898: then taking a shot of tequilla
Neo9898: then sucking on a lime

smplyspeechless: :-) i miss my raman!

athiga1: today's word of the day is licentious
R viper G: why?
athiga1: because it is