RANDOM AIM QUOTES
archived from Spring 2001
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RudeAzn: I WANT A BOOTY CALL BUTTON!!!!!!!
MiXxin247: PSYC!!!!!
I MODED U .. LOL
athiga1: i think it should be berkeleyacorny
berkeleyacorn: Bhalle Bhalle!!!
blastedspatula: so i'm brain dead....
haohaowan2:
you
f*ck you guy
MiXxin247: if i were a girl i would do her still
athiga1: frickin' frickin' frickin' frickin' frickin' frickin' frickin' frickin' frickin' frickin' frickin' frickin' frickin' frickin'
SimranK128: WOoHOOO I made THe RAndoMness of the MomEnt SpOt! WooHooo :-)
SimranK128: U LUcky duCKY PERSON!
DinanSCM3: u f*ck u u
berkeleyacorn: I"m special
mad
cowpat h: here's my random quote then:
mad
cowpat h: Princess Bright is a biatch
mad
cowpat h: yes, that will do
DinanSCM3:
HELLOJI?
DinanSCM3:
HELL-O-JI?
Din*nSCM3: im downloading porn off mikes computer
DjGrL3000: ;-) ur bro is one cool guy
PikaDChu: i feel fobish
SMITA2: I know i'm being weird.
m
r b a n j o k: no, only sex times
m
r b a n j o k: er, i mean six times
m
r b a n j o k: and i don't have sex issues
PikaDChu: EA!
blastedspatula: goooo
blastedspatula: yay. my life is complete! thank you raman for showing me the way of the prelude!
haohaowan2:
put my contact information up
haohaowan2:
chinese guy looking for girl that possesses 75 percent of the following attributes at least
haohaowan2:
1) vocal/musical talent
haohaowan2:
2) has a job
haohaowan2:
3) good hygiene, knowledgeable in basic health care
haohaowan2:
4) mandarin speaker, cantonese is okay
R viper G: is that it?
haohaowan2:
5) can control emotions with great patience at times, softspoken and calm
haohaowan2:
thats about it
haohaowan2:
my name : jonathan wei wang
haohaowan2:
aim : haohaowan2
haohaowan2:
phone : 664-2268
haohaowan2:
until may 18
haohaowan2:
or otherwise 714 256 1096
haohaowan2:
jwang@cafe.berkeley.edu
haohaowan2:
puoba@uclink.berkeley.edu
haohaowan2:
put it up
R viper G: yea
girls will be crawling all over you after i put this up on my crap ass webpage
haohaowan2:
haha
haohaowan2:
i only look for 3 of those 5
haohaowan2:
the most important is the singing one
haohaowan2:
2nd most is the #5
haohaowan2:
and then the third would have to be mandarin speaking
R viper G: i'm sure no one cares
haohaowan2: my future wife should be able to sing while i play the piano or saxophone or something
Indr*prasth:
okie, back to masturbating
Indr*prasth:
i mean hw
haohaowan2:
you
f*ck guy
haohaowan2:
f*kc
guy guy f*k
haohaowan2:
you
shut up
haohaowan2:
you
do not swear at me
haohaowan2:
YOU
DONT EVER TELL ME TO F*K
Sa Kusha 1125: Tea!
DoctorBhalla: proactivate that brain!!
sw33t
strawberry: j'ai regarde et vu que c'etait le merde d'un cheval
blastedspatula: BOBBY!!!!
haohaowan2:
wel,
i mtoherf*ck your killer f*cker momam killer f*cker f*k you f*cking guy
haohaowan2:
you
f*ck you guy
haohaowan2:
motherf*ck
guy
DjReC07: kkk™
DjReC07: i pee on eskimos
berkeleyacorn: Let's hope Evans Hall gets invaded byt 4 assed space monkeys wielding petrified mutant platapus!
I12argue:
hot damn, i'm gonna be an internet superstar just cuz i say random ass stupid
sh*t
I12argue:
god bless america
I12argue: i'm one complicated motherf*cker when i'm translated in and out of five languages
blastedspatula: i love you raman!!!
xmichaelboltonx: tell wang hes a f*ck face
Lolyypop: okay raman this is me tlaking to ur away message. and the only reason im doing this is caz u asked me to normally i prefer to talk to real ppl, not the computerized version which is really quite awful since it cant answer back.
DoctorBhalla:
DILDO!
DoctorBhalla:
DILL-DOE!
sexsea983: dammit
DoctorBhalla: hey, baby, can I quicksort your data into the right positions?
I12argue: fo shizzle mah nizzle
PikaDChu: cool, i'll be up in a sex
PikaDChu:
uh
PikaDChu:
sec
DinanSCM3: wa Y!
giantFISH: it's the giant clitoris from south park
DinanSCM3: call me hoochie
uberminhium 238: wang threw an M&m in his eye
haohaowan2:
yeah
haohaowan2:
i
threw it up and tried to catch it in my mouth
haohaowan2:
and
it landed in my eye
haohaowan2:
its
the worst pain ever
DoctorBhalla: DINO!
DoctorBhalla: DEE-NO!
haohaowan2: man i have these dreams that i am this ultimate businessman that can sell sand in a desert
haohaowan2: no more cs for life
haohaowan2: im not the
terrorist you used to know
haohaowan2: no more bombs
for me
berkeleyacorn: what the hell is t?
Auto response from R
viper G: T!
berkeleyacorn: WHAT THE F*CK IS
THAT?
xmichaelboltonx: humbo is gay
DinanSCM3: sup
diddly doo
DinanSCM3: ho,
you plow
PikaDChu: shuddapji
r a s u 0: well then, i guess you should go kick that test's figurative ass
O o harrison o O: biatchji
DinanSCM3: Where
does fart gas come from?
DinanSCM3: What
makes farts stink? Why do farts make noise?
rAj2I2: where does fart gas come from?
muslimSOLDIER: T!
PikaDChu: T!
DinanSCM3: T!
MrT288: T!
tempest1113: T!
aSiAn KiDd 2: T!
rAj2I2: T!
DinanSCM3: jeezus h christ
O o harrison o O: indeedji?
DinanSCM3: buddy is typing, buddy is away, buddy says shut the f*ck up
PikaDChu: raman, you're a moron ji
tempest1113: hoodrat hoodrat hoochie mama!
DinanSCM3: i'm yoda!
DinanSCM3: nam eht nad sserpmi
ylsuounitnoc ew taht erus ekam ot evah ew
DjReC07: let bob know ill have the papers on his desk the first thing tomarrow morning.....and tell him that we wil have dinner at my place around 6 ..bring the kids
rAj2I2: hey raman..F*ck you...i Fixed my F*cking F key...so now there will be no F*cking problems with the shiFt key!!!!!!
O o harrison o O: hey i b 18 n i type lik a fagut
rasu0: hey, your pick up line could be "i've noticed that you've been noticing me and i just wanted to put you on the notice that i've noticed you too girl."
Chrnicspin: im goin to trinidad
rAj2I2: all you mothaf*ckas can suck my d*ck
MRodri1889: lol...i should have given u an exotic picture then ......where i have some leg showing and breast popping out of a dress
MrT288: say
mahh name
athiga1: TONY
TONY TONY