The Official CS Major Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about CS Majors, REAL CS Majors. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about CS Majors. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. CS Majors are mammals.
2. CS Majors write C++ code ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the CS Major is to flip out and debug priority schedulers.
Weapons and gear:
Computa Diet Coke
CS Major Outfit
Testimonial:
CS Majors can code up anything they want! CS Majors implement Dijkstra's Algorithm and B-Trees ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this CS Major who was eating at a diner. And when some dude forgot to incremement his FOR loop counter the CS Major killed the whole town. My friend Alex said that he saw an CS Major totally uppercut some kid just because the kid said caching and abstraction suck.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that CS Majors have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
CS Majors are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. CS Majors are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start Compiler Optimization next year. I love CS Majors with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about CS Majors?
A: CS Majors are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they know about the optimal data structure for fast string lookup, but on the other hand, they can't talk to girls.
Q: I heard that CS Majors are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, CS Majors can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do CS Majors do when they're not hacking code or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent playing video games with their imaginary girl friends, but sometime they stab. (Ask Alex if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of my friend Alex.
He's a lot older than me and is in grad school,
which is bragable.
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