Minutes from HKN Officers' Meeting of 03/03/2004
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Present were awei kamil amywung casey chan chris connie geoffcm hxu isaac
jameslin jele jluo kevinw kgao mimi nammai nikitas rchen shihua vperez wsim.

Late were jcliang sahandn.

Missing were angelc ezeng eroller ttd.

Guests were awang atsao andypang brandono dhsu jan quarl nchen rgulati vu
cling.

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 Directives
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YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME to...
. send Mimi your recommendations for the GSI Awards.
. help IndRel with the Microsoft Tech Talk.
. think of companies that would be cool to visit.
. attend events and mingle with candidates.
HA HA HA HA...


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 Agenda
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0. Places To Go, Birthday
1. Props and Shouts-out/Shout-outs
2. Project Reports
3. IndRel/Executives' Meeting Summary
4. Microsoft Tech Talk
5. Senior Gift Campaign


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 Details
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0. Places To Go + Birthday (Mimi)
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Places to go:
  Saturday(3/6) 12PM-4PM: Eggster props/booth building
  Sunday(3/7) 10AM: Scavenger hunt cluemaking (BY INVITATION ONLY)
  Monday(3/8) 730PM-9PM: Capture the flag
  Tuesday(3/9) 7PM-9PM: MS tech talk
  Thursday(3/11) 630PM-930PM: Minigolf
  Saturday(3/13) 1030AM-2PM: Photo scavenger hunt

Some guy called Daniel(dhsu) turns 22 this week.  Congratulations,
Daniel.  We're all just one step closer to fogiehood now...  Anyhow, he 
received a bag of Goldfish Colors.  They smile until you bite their 
heads off.


1. Prop(erties) and Shout-outs (Mimi)
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Props, shoutouts, and big-ups go to:
. Geoff for his work on Project Ohm(!) - especially for putting the 
  candidate process online.
. IndRel for working on setting up company visits.
. Chris for being a loving tutoring officer (forwarding requests, 
  being the OH Gestapo, and getting textbooks)
. Committee heads for being enthusiastic about their candidate 
  committees!


2. Project Reports (Cedric)
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In a nutshell, it would be a more detailed summary of each event,
primarily to keep track of our events for Act and Bridge.  It would be a 
good add-on to the Activities duties files.

. Does this belong in Project Ohm(!)? -> Geoff bangs his head on the 
  desk, does not come back up
. Act is keeping a pretty good log this semester.
. Can we do it on the wiki?
. It should be more specific, not a vague summary.
. Good for keeping history of events and making comparisons.
. Specifically log expenditiure, turnout, etc.
. Make a web form but print it out so that you can fill it out on the 
  spot before you forget.
. Who will write it at each event?
. Who will clean the offices each day?


3. IndRel/Executives Meeting Summary (Hua)
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Hua brought the officers up-to-date on our situation with co-sponsoring
Infosessions with ILP, and in which direction we want to move from here.

"Vu: We want to do a career fair in the fall."
FOR GREAT JUSTICE

4. Microsoft Tech Talk (Hua)
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Encourage people to go - they've had many visits recently, so there are 
concerns about turnout.  There will be a raffle.

Food: Thai or Sushi? Everyone, including Isaac, voted for Thai.

Volunteerism:
630-7 connie	wsim	chan
7-8   chris	wsim	chan
8-9   mimi	wsim	chan
9-930 mimi	wsim	chan

NVidia site visit - looking at the week of 18th of April (After GM3).  
It will most likely be on Friday.

if you think of a cool company to visit, let IndRel know. (e.g., HP,
PARC, Pixar, etc)

Wheel of Fortune of visit - 4/18.  More information pending.  If you're
going, wear your 'fraternity colors!'  If you don't know your 
'fraternity colors!,' it's navy blue and scarlet.  Don't forget to wear 
your Wheatstone Bridge Amulet of the Damned(+5 Lightening).


5. Senior Gift Campaign (Rupert)
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EJC has a gift campaign, independent of the ASUC Senior Gift Campaign. 
The money is redistributed directly to the students, so chip in.  Some
alumn has propsed that he will put in double the amount that the
students put in.  If interested, talk to Rupert.



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 Fun Stuff
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The Boy Who Stayed In Soda
	by Cheesy A. Nonymous

There once was a boy who stayed
 In the office where toejams are made
  To finish his work on one-sixty-two
   And was to stay there till the sun rose anew.

But in the midst of the night he did see,
 A sight so frightening that it made him pee,
  For what else should he notice
   But that the vending machines were out of service.

Frozen in time and space, the boy was
 Feeling as though he'd been struck by a bus
  And he could not but watch in horror
   As the vending machines all chimed, "No More!"

Screaming in terror, for the lack of liquid sweet
 Would end his youthful heart's constant beat
  The boy fainted with an expression of horror
   Onto the unforgiving and rubbery floor.

When he came to, he quickly became aware
 That it had all just been a silly nightmare
  And so silly he felt that he smiled with glee
   Until he noticed his pants, soiled with pee pee.

BTW, the boy's name was Andy. Hah!

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Cedric Han
HKN Recording Secretary, Spring 2004