HKN Officer Meeting
12/4/03 7pm Cory Hall

Present:
amywu, amywung, andypang, atsao, awang, awei, bheilers, brandono, 
chan, cling, connie, dhsu, geoffcm, isaac, jluo, kevinw, kgao, mimi, 
quarl, rchen, ttd, vu, wsim

Late:
nikitas, rgulati

Guests:
alexf, phoebus

Missing:
eroller, james, jan, jcwest


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* DIRECTIVES *
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So many...

...places to go!
Sat 12/6  5:45-7:00pm	Initiation
Sat 12/6  7:30-11pm	Banquet
Sun 12/7  11am-?	Elections (and so the cycle continues...)

...things to do!
1.) RSVP for the banquet if you haven't already. email banquet@hkn, and cc
cling@hkn.
2.) Sign the initiation book.
3.) Encourage the candidates to come to elections, even if they're not running.


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* AGENDA *
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1.) Initiation/Banquet/Elections
2.) Mu Cow Awards
3.) Tearful goodbyes


1.) Initiation/Banquet/Elections
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* Initiation is 5:45pm this Saturday.  Practice is at 2pm for the officers
who have a speaking part.  Everyone should sign the initiation book.  

* Banquet is at Tanaka's after initiation.  We will leave around 7:30, and 
arrive by 8:00.  RSVP for banquet if you haven't already. If you can drive,
please do.  The after banquet activity will be as usual.

* Elections are Sunday 11am.  Talk to all the candidates and encourage them
to come out, even if they aren't running.


2.) Mu Cow Awards
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Most Likely to Embezzle $ from HKN - kgao
(Btw, has everyone checked out his new Ferrarri?)

Biggest Hoser: Devang Parekh
(Last words heard as he left the meeting: "There was no food.")

Most Likely to Iiinstigate, you know: vu

Most Numeric Nametag: Wonsop
(Yay 1sop 4 2toring!)

Can Go Swimming, But Can't Get Wet: chan

Can Go Shopping, But Can't Buy Anything: nikitas

Don't Tell Them I Was A TA!: jan

Don't Push My One Mouse Button Award: ttd

Where's Andy, We Were Supposed To Meet (at 5am): jluo

ASUC Lovechild: kgao
(kgao would like to thank the ASUC and love for making this possible.)

Black Lightning Note Taker: ttd
(Why she takes notes in e190 is still beyond me....)

Most Illegal Texan Driver: atsao

Best Michelle Branch Impersonator: isaac
(For proof, come to the after banquet activity!)

Most Innocent Looking Mafia Award: awei
"It wasn't me!"

Chunky Nuts in Your Mouth Award: andypang

Never Asleep: geoff

Not Trying to Hype It Up or Anything: vu

Least Likely to Entertain: chan

Lowest Number of Points: connie
(+1 to cling though!)

Biggest Russian Guy: alexf
(run calvin, run!)

Most Likely to Diss Jo Momma: brandono
(Oooooohhhhhh!)

Most Likely to Have Been with Jo Momma and Daddy All Night Long: brandono

Most Likely to be Found Sleeping on the Cory Futon in the Morning: isaac

Most Likely to Speed Seduce Himself: vu

World's Greatest Taco Consumer: awang
("I didn't go everyday, it was like once!" "...a day?")

HKN Mom: yours truly
(This is all the thanks I get for cleaning up after you people all the time???)


3.) Tearful Goodbyes
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Everyone was so sad about our last OM, that we decided to drown our sorrows in
In-N-Out milkshakes and Animal Style Fries.  Mmmm..... *drool*


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* FUN STUFF *
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If you don't think I'm funny, then it's too late to do anything about it. Too
bad. Well, I suppose you could run for rsec this coming Sunday!  It's not that
bad, really!

*sniffles* My last minutes, how sad!  Enjoy the last of my Laffy Taffy jokes. 
Thanks for reading.


WHERE CAN YOU FIND AN OCEAN WITHOUT WATER?
on a map

WHAT ARE SAILORS' FAVORITE FRUITS?
naval oranges

WHAT DID THE GIRL SEA SAY WHEN THE BOY SEA ASKED HER FOR A DATE?
shore

WHY WAS IT HARD FOR THE GEOMETRY TEACHER TO WALK?
she broke her angle

WHAT'S GREEN AND FLUFFY AND COMES FROM MARS?
a martian mellow