HKN Officer Meeting
10/13/03 7pm Cory Hall

Present:
amywu, amywung, awang, bheilers, chan, connie, dhsu, eroller, geoffcm, isaac, 
jan, jcwest, jluo, kevinw, nikitas, quarl, rchen, ttd, vu, wsim

Guests:
none...nobody loves us =(

Late:
jan, rgulati

Missing:
awei, atsao, andypang, brandono, cling, james, kgao, mimi


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* DIRECTIVES *
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So many...

...places to go!
Mon 10/13 8-11pm Board Game Night @ Wozniak Lounge
Tue 10/14 6-8pm VMware Infosession @ Wozniak Lounge
Wed 10/15 5-7pm KLA-Tencor Infosession @ Wozniak Lounge
Thu 10/16 2-4pm EECS Telebears Advising @ Wozniak Lounge
Thu 10/16 7:30-9pm CTF, meet @ Campanile
Sat 10/18 10:30-1:30pm Photo Scavenger Hunt, meet @ Soda volleyball court

...people to talk to!
1.) tell wsim if you have a busy tutoring hour, so he can pair you up with a 
tutoring candidate

2.) tell vu if you have a quiet tutoring hour, so indrel can use the office to
call companies

3.) tell cling & kgao any issues you want them to report to the dept. chairs at
the Student Organization Chairs' Meeting, October 28


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* AGENDA *
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1.) Student Organization Chairs Meeting
2.) Ultimate Frisbee v. TBP (nikitas)
3.) Activities report (eroller)
4.) Indrel report (vu)
5.) Candidate reminders (chan)
6.) Other announcements


1.) Student Organization Chairs Meeting
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cling & kgao will attend the student organization chairs meeting on Oct.28 to
discuss budget and also bring up student concerns with the dept. chairs.  Email
them any issues you want them to bring up at the meeting.

2.) Ultimate Frisbee v. TBP
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Due to lack of interest, EJC will not hold an intersociety Ultimate Frisbee
tournament.  TBP would still like to challenge us, and several officers showed
interest.  Will try to arrange a weekend game in early November.


3.) Activities report 
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* Please go to Board Game Night, and bring games

* eroller needs ride to Costco to buy ice cream for KLA-Tencor infosession and
food for scavenger hunt bbq. quarl volunteered.


4.) Indrel report
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Volunteers for infosessions:
* VMWare Tu 6-8pm: awang, ttd, bheilers
* KLA-Tencor Wed 5-7pm: eroller, quarl, chan

5.) Candidate reminders
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* Everyone should come to the scavenger hunt!
* Committees, get your candidates started on their projects


6.) Other Announcements
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* let wsim know if your tutoring hours are busy, so he can pair you up with a 
tutoring candidate

* let vu know if you have a quiet tutoring hour, so indrel can use the office
to call companies


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* FUN STUFF *
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I would take more time and be more creative...but I'm going to run to Board 
Game Night.  And the supply of corny jokes just never ends!

How many U.C. San Diego students does it take to change a lightbulb? 
Two. One to mix the margaritas and one to call the electrician. 

How many U.C. Santa Cruz students does it take to change a lightbulb? 
Eleven. One to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience. 

How many U.C. Davis students does it take to change a lightbulb? 
None. Davis doesn't have electricity. 

How many U.C. San Francisco students does it take to change lightbulb? 
Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure. 

How many U.C. Santa Barbara students does it take to change a lightbulb? 
Only one, but he gets six credits for it. 

How many U.C. Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb? 
Seventy-six. One to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's 
right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest. 

How many U.C. Irvine students does it take to change a lightbulb? 
None. Irvine looks better in the dark (ditto Riverside). 

How many U.C.L.A. students does it take to change a lightbulb? 
One. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.