HKN Officer Meeting
9/4/03 7pm Cory Hall

Present:
amywu, amywung, andypang, atsao, awang, awei, bheilers, brandono, chan, cling, 
connie, eroller, geoffcm, isaac, jan, james, jcwest, jluo, kevinw, kgao, 
mimi, nikitas, quarl, ttd, vu, wsim

Guests:
aaronj, alexf, dtom, jacks, kyiu, lnliu, nchen,

Late: rgulati (due to cardkey trouble)

Missing:
dhsu, rchen


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* DIRECTIVES *
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1.) If you haven't paid kgao $25 for retreat yet, do so ASAP. 
2.) If you drove to retreat, get reinbursed.  
3.) Go to the Microsoft & Amazon infosessions next week, and bring your posse! 
Esp. if you signed up to help out.
4.) Go to the EJC Meeting next Monday, 6pm in 120 Bechtel


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* AGENDA *
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0.) Happy Birthday Calvin!
1.) Retreat Wrap-up
2.) Alumni Appreciation Dinner
2.5) GM Speakers
3.) Help Out Indrel
4.) New Faculty Advisor
5.) Reinbursements
6.) EJC Meeting


0.) Happy 10101st Birthday President Calvin!
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Cake was had by all.  


1.) Retreat Wrap-up
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If you have not paid kgao $25 for the retreat, pay him or else "he will do 
things to you." *shudder* 


2.) Alumni Appreciation Dinner
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Currently scheduled for Thursday, Sept. 11 8pm. Check email for more details.


2.5) GM Speakers
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GM1 speaker will be David Anderson, director of SETI@home.

atsao has asked Cal EECS Alumni Ken Doninger to speak at a general meeting, 
but some concerns whether an alumni would be an appropriate speaker.  Will 
discuss further over this coming week.


3.) Help Out Indrel
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Upcoming Infosessions:
	 Microsoft: Tuesday Sept. 9, 5-7pm, Wozniak Lounge
	 Amazon: Wednesday Sept. 10, 6-8pm, HP Auditorium

	 Need help with:
	 * bridge to take pictures
	 * pub to flyer on campus, including Evans & LeConte (Microsoft will 
	 send flyers soon. Amazon already posted some, but we can post more.) 
	 * people to help setup, cleanup, and guard food (signups below)

	 Microsoft, Tuesday Sept. 9, Wozniak Lounge
	 4:30-5:30: chan, james
	 5:30-6:30: connie, eroller
	 6:30-7:30: mimi

	 Amazon, Wednesday Sept. 10, HP Auditorium
	 5:30-6:30: jan, atsao
	 6:30-7:30: wsim, cling
	 7:30-8:30: apang

Cold-calling companies:
	 Volunteers: aaronj, amywung, andypang, atsao, bheilers, mimi, nchen, ttd
	 
	 Volunteers will get one company at a time to try and contact HR dept. 
	 and pitch our spring jobfair. 


4.) Advisor
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Former HKN Mu Chapter faculty advisor Professor Landay has left Cal.  

Compiled list of possible new advisors:
	 Sheila Ross
	 Tsu-Jae King
	 David Tse
	 Anant Sahai
	 Dan Garcia
	 Vivek Subramanian
	 Michael Gastpar


5.) Reinbursements
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If you drove to retreat, fill out a reinbursement form and put it in kgao's 
mailbox.  Email him so he knows to pick it up.  If you do this by tomorrow,
he'll be able to reinburse you by Monday.


6.) EJC Meeting
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The next EJC Meeting is Monday Sept. 8, 6pm in 120 Bechtel.  They will be held
every other Monday at the same time.
Please go, because a larger HKN representation gives us more say concerning 
EJC funds and activities.


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* FUN STUFF *
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Simpsons Quotes!  (In case you don't know them by heart already.) Taken from http://www.lifeisajoke.com/simpsonspeak_html.htm.
  
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful 
things like...love!"

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." 

"I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t." 

"I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the 
light bulb." 

"Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it.
I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions! Pardon my French... but they
act like savages! Did You see them at the picnic? Oh, of course You did... 
You're everywhere, You're omnivorous. Oh Lord! Why did You spite me with this 
family?" 

"All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I 
can get by with one."